The Dink Network

(ok this is a new never ending story but if you liked the other ones better you dont have to write to this one ok here is the first part)
I once lived in a old cottage in solmville but certain events have happened that have brought me to the deep dark cave hoping for my life these are the events that have happened to take me here to this horrible cave it started out like this

i was sitting in my wonderful cottage and i was having such a great time but after sitting a while sitting can get boring so i decided to take a walk down town i wasnt married yet so i was on the lookout for a girl(also im a girl not a guy but the character is a guy but im not one so dont bother asking)
i never found one so i think we are short of girls in our village but before i could think another tought out of the bushes comes someone who everyone thought vortex had killed when he chucked him in the cave full explosives it was evil Tal he had some T.N.T in his hand then he ran for it and chucked it in my cottage and then unfortunatly lit the fuse and blew up my house he was in it at the time but i think he survived cause hes got some kind of funny thing happening with him so thats the first thing that got me running the next was...
(im so so sorry tal i am really sorry also like tals one i can be serious or way outta this world just post it)

<sighs> <nods head in shame> <mutters "OH MERCIFUL GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE??> <gets over it> <eats his own shoes> <again>

i was on the lookout for a girl(also im a girl not a guy but the character is a guy but im not one so dont bother asking)

Anyone else confused by that?

EDIT: Oh, now I understand... Too tired.

I gots a story. Okay, once there was this guy with a profile on The Dink Network(his name was Beheaded Duck), who kept asking annoying questions, so Redink1's head blew up, and the evil Tal clone killed Tal, and everyone could swear and say mean things about D-mods they didn't like. Then the evil Tal clone killed us all, then shot himself in the head, and we all played Dink in heaven forever. The end.

Whoops, did I say heaven, I meant Hell. And we'd be forced to play really crap versions of POTA, FIAT, SOB and PQ forever and ever. As the Italian saying goes "Se lei può leggere questo me dice!". notice i dont write like this, unlike some people.....

Why do you plauge this site with copies of the Neverending Story? One is enough, who is actually going to join in on a copy like this

for dinks sake just write the next part before my head blows up and sparcles stars and colors come out and form a rainbow over my head P.S its gonna blow up in your face also point to ure head and say M T

man this is confusing me the last one was boring
<sighs> <nods head in shame> <mutters "OH MERCIFUL GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE??> <gets over it> <eats his own shoes> <again>

thats what im confused by besides i like to torture people with neverending storys did anynone notice that i was going through a crazy phase when i writ the thing about rainbows
LOL

Oh c'mon...the instant Dinkkiller stops making them you have to start more neverending story threads? /me cries

You made Amoebalord Cry

SirCabbage Pats Amoebalord on back

Unfortunately SirCabbage patted Amoebalord's back a little too hard and ended up knocking him onto the floor.The mighty Amoebalord was incredibly miffed and declared war on all of cabbageland!!

Which was soon canceled, since this story shouldnt really go on

This like that song that never end
Yes it too goes on and on my friends
Some people starting making them
Not knowing what it was
And they will continue making them forever just because...

I like CHEESE (This is sung off key by me )

oh cmon people i can come up with a better story line then that first I Support squirrel101s idea
second just geton with the story she made up you make her crie to

Of course you support it...your the same person. I suppoort Vortex's opinion that you should only be allowed one sreeenname.

Squirrel101/LadyCarrot, it is against the rules to make multiple accounts. Please stick with one till it is dealt with.

I hate to be too harsh, but that has to be the lamest coverup attempt I've ever seen here.

I feel like slitting my wrists. Or prefereably his/hers.

She even put the same email address in her profile . . Smart

If it can read to this me she says

Thats what her italian is, by the way.

She told she created the other account in another thread, so I guesss she's just talking of herself in third person. Don't we all?

Anyhow...
Since the war against cabbageland had been cancelled, I decided to take a nice vacation.However, that was short-lived as suddenly redink1 showed up and said
"We've got a major problem."
I asked him what it was and he explained that there was some feuding going on between a squirrel and some dink networkers.I realized that this was a job for 'Super Beaver!'.
So I got into my furry beaver suit and went off to save the day.

to clear my name i hated my old username in other words i made this one to use insted of my old one plus i do know how to do good cover ups ive done it on coolcamels when i pretended to be my sister now please stick to the story plus this all started because sircabbage hates me now people you made me sad

okey one im a girl two TAL TAL CLOSE THIS THREAD AND PLEASE DELEATE SQUIRREL101 SO I CAN JUST BE LADYCARROT PLEASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE

There's the catch. AFAIK, accounts can't be deleted. Not by Tal, not by redink1, not by anyone of the staff. Well, except direct database manipulation, but that could break all kinds of other stuff.

now im a mermaid

it looks hot how bout we make it look younger

Wow... I crushed the layout!

Heh good job

I want to try

Edit: I did It spanned 3 screens and said try, Also, I beat Da Vince

Aw man, now the blue bar thingy shows three times!

...Where's the submit button? XD

lol At the VERY end

ps: I beat you

I see that.

We'd better knock it off, now, before one of the admins becomes annoyed.

Hey Tal, sorry about that thing I did, it's just that I was VERY annoyed at the moment I saw two new Never Ending Story threads...
Normally I'm not a n00b so I won't do it again.

Yeah Im going to get rid of mine now but for the record it spaned 3 screens

SirCabbages is 3 screens long...mine is...wait a second *sound of getting up on the desk and unzipping* WTF one screen. I knew I should of never taken steroids.

Haha, you guys are so cute, hahaha, stop breaking the page before I crush your skulls in, hahaha, if I knew where you lived you wouldn't have such a big smile on your face, hahaha.