The Dink Network

Air Conditioner - Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Blow Dryer - Warning: Do not use while sleeping and keep away from water.

Rowenta Iron - Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Vacuum Cleaner - 1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Earplugs - These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress - Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches - Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Korean Kitchen Knife - Keep out of children.

Pepper Spray - Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

The funny thing is, can you imagine the situations forcing them to include these warning?

Just think about it.

You know some frat guy sat there with his girlfriends bottle of pepper spray and said...I wonder if it really doese hurt..hmm...

Curiosity killed the cat... or blinded it

but cats have nine lives??...lots of curiosity

That's why she listed 9 strange warnings

dude i was going to the mall with my friend neal in my moms van and she has this thing of tear gas in there, i dont think it was pepper spray cause it was yellow, but im sitting there not paying attention but i didnt start the car yet and i hear neal like "what the hell is this" and he sprays it and i look over and im look "oh shoot" and we both just started laughing and coughing so hard we turned red and we sounded kinda like donkeys how we were coughing, it was pretty cool. but then it started to hurt so i got out of the van and i was like what the hell are you thinking dumb ass

Funny!

My mom once got a saucepan and the warning label said: is not heat-resistant.
Yeah, right...

Who would try to swallow a mattress?

Oh well...

The Dink Network should have a disclaimer saying "Please dont try to visit upside-down."

>_>,
The Vault Dweller

Found a mortar in the grandfathers old stuff...luckily I don't have a "neal" or I may be typing this with my nose