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February 4th 2005, 02:40 PM
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Kat
Peasant She/Her Canada
We can out-drink most Americans! 
Air Conditioner - Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Blow Dryer - Warning: Do not use while sleeping and keep away from water.

Rowenta Iron - Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Vacuum Cleaner - 1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Earplugs - These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress - Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches - Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Korean Kitchen Knife - Keep out of children.

Pepper Spray - Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.