The Dink Network

Okay, as a Christmas present (ha) I've decided to release the QUOTES.txt file I made when making the original Windemere. Some of them are really funny and some are inside jokes. You decide.

For the reference:
Andrew = Me[rlin]
Francis = FGWoodhouse
Jon = DesPlesda

BEGIN:

"We don't have any 2000 line functions, do we?" - Andrew

"Nice logo" - Redink1 (in response to the 'Windemere logo pending' on the website)

"Seth was smoking something when he made the menu commands" - Jon
"AND when he wrote the process_line() function." - Andrew

"Anyway, It's a 28K zip file" - Andrew
"OMG NO YOULL BREAK MY MODEM" - Jon

"The TDP logo..." - Jon
"sucks" - Andrew, in a quick response

"Wait, my mom's dead!" - Jon
"Where did that come from?" - Andrew
"s2-wand2.c" - Jon

"Do a search for 'francis woodhouse'" - Jon
"Francis Woodhouse was recorded as a boatman, living at Longford, Foleshill, Warwickshire, with his wife, Elizabeth in 1841." - Andrew
"er..." - Jon

"Multithreaded Dinkc!" - Jon
"MULTITHREADED DINKC!!11" - Jon
"ONEONEONEone" - Jon
"..." - Andrew

"DinkC++ supports complex math like 2+3+42?" - Andrew

"'Tip never call yourself an american in england claim your canadian it will be so much easier for you'" - Jon
"Who would sink so low as to call themselves Canadian?" - Andrew
"People who live in Canada, perhaps?" - Jon

"How big is your dink.exe file?" - Andrew
"Is that innuendo?" - Jon

"Debugging with print statements, oh yeah." - Andrew

"I hate double-compressed files" - Jon
"I should do something like that: tar.gz.bz2.tar.bz2.zip.rar.lhz.tar.gz.bz2" - Andrew

"LinDinkEdit!" - Andrew (in reference to the Windemere editor)

"i think you guys are missing the point that dink is suposed to suck in the technical area" - Joshriot (from the DN Board)

"And if we lie about compression ratios we can always force them to use .bz2. " - Andrew

"Here's the log output: Wow, its craptasticirific" - Jon

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I spent 4 HOURS trying to get CVS to work." - Andrew
"...before I checked the status page to see that SourceForge was down." - Andrew

"Did you see my start work?" - Andrew (referring to dink.ini code)
"Yeah" - Jon
"I have no clue what seth is doing" - Andrew
"Groundbreaking stuff there " - Jon
"Shut up. " - Andrew

"Wow, that was a lot of zippage." - Andrew (referring to zipping images)

"dkernel.log is my new best friend" - Jon
"The one that I wrote? Why?" - Andrew
"Because when the debugger acts up, I can always insert debugging logs" - Jon
"Hehe, that's my ghetto way." - Andrew

"Each one of the windemere threads is 140mb!" - Jon
"!" - Andrew
"We have threads!?" - Andrew

"* Fixed font centering function.
* Made Jon my she dog." - Francis at the changelog

"Foshizzle " - Francis
"Please don't ever say that again." - Andrew
"Yeah, I think I just lost about 5 IQ points from saying it." - Francis

"Fast files are not fast." - Andrew

"Yay, my function returns: ????????" - Andrew
"W00T!" - Francis

"test.c - 559 bytes, test.s - 1948 bytes, test.dpp - 20020 bytes" - Francis
"That's not going to work." - Francis

"Some guy all of a sudden IM'd me and said he was fabulous." - Andrew
"Well, that's... good of him to come out, I guess." - Francis

"Yeah. I always have a pack of 4-finger Kit Kats nearby." - Francis

"I made a 78,916 KB file in 7 seconds. " - Andrew

"**Francis colours the centre of his theatre with aluminium programmes." - Francis (mocking American spelling)

"http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/vccore/html/_core_Faster_Builds_and_Smaller_Header_Files.asp" - Francis
"I think they need a new name for that webpage." - Andrew

"What's [the new branch] called?" - Francis
"Unstable." - Andrew
"Ironically." - Andrew

"Get a white block?" - Francis
"No." - Andrew
"I get a segfault." - Andrew
"Yay." - Francis

"I crushed my coke can and noticed Microsoft's stock suddenly dropped 2 points." - Andrew

"* Did a bunch of sound-related stuff. There is now the functionality to play sound and music via WAVs, MIDs, MP3s, OGGs... anything that FMOD supports, really.
* The above counts for a few more bullet points than one, so let's have another one.
* And another. Yay." - Francis and the changelog

"* Major cleaning of the source: Removed old comments(left the funny ones), Added function descriptions for all functions, and cleaned Resource Server Font function.
* I made the font text RED!! " - Andrew and the changelog

"...good example being whether a frame's 'special' is set to 1, meaning that we should smack our she doges up ... when that frame is visible." - Francis

"hi! up? I'm surfing!" - Francis, early in the morning

"I just rofled." - Jon
"As long as you didn't lmao" - Francis
"I assume that's a euphemism for cataplexic diarrhea" - Jon
"HAHAHAshoot." - Jon

"It's interesting. You're the C++ freak (do you have a Stroustrup worship room?), Des is the C fogey (pfft, who needs readibility?) and I'm in the middle. Bit o' both is the best." - Francis to Andrew

"shoot NEED NOT BE INITIALIZED. IT ALREADY HAS NO VALUE (Except for the fact that bags of shoot are higly valuable in some societies: bag(&shoot) == value)" - Andrew

"Having DesPlesda.com automatically makes me 13% more appealing to the opposite sex" - Jon
"You realize of course that 87% of statistics are completely worthless?" - Andrew
"AND THE OTHER 23% ARE MADE UP BY PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COUNT" - Jon

"Constructors are quite pissibly the most useful thing" - Andrew

"What's with the reinterpret_cast fetish?" - Francis to Andrew after seeing Andrew's collage of reinterpret_cast<>.

"Just an idea. A challenge. Its like putting your living room furniture in the hallway. Limits enforce innovation." - Ric
"But, is your couch really that functional when bolted to the ceiling?" - Redink1

--END--

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand bianary and those who don't.

There are also 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who just don't fudgeING CARE!

I really hate that joke.

good quotes.