The Dink Network

Okay, as a Christmas present (ha) I've decided to release the QUOTES.txt file I made when making the original Windemere. Some of them are really funny and some are inside jokes. You decide.

For the reference:
Andrew = Me[rlin]
Francis = FGWoodhouse
Jon = DesPlesda

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"We don't have any 2000 line functions, do we?" - Andrew

"Nice logo" - Redink1 (in response to the 'Windemere logo pending' on the website)

"Seth was smoking something when he made the menu commands" - Jon
"AND when he wrote the process_line() function." - Andrew

"Anyway, It's a 28K zip file" - Andrew
"OMG NO YOULL BREAK MY MODEM" - Jon

"The TDP logo..." - Jon
"sucks" - Andrew, in a quick response

"Wait, my mom's dead!" - Jon
"Where did that come from?" - Andrew
"s2-wand2.c" - Jon

"Do a search for 'francis woodhouse'" - Jon
"Francis Woodhouse was recorded as a boatman, living at Longford, Foleshill, Warwickshire, with his wife, Elizabeth in 1841." - Andrew
"er..." - Jon

"Multithreaded Dinkc!" - Jon
"MULTITHREADED DINKC!!11" - Jon
"ONEONEONEone" - Jon
"..." - Andrew

"DinkC++ supports complex math like 2+3+42?" - Andrew

"'Tip never call yourself an american in england claim your canadian it will be so much easier for you'" - Jon
"Who would sink so low as to call themselves Canadian?" - Andrew
"People who live in Canada, perhaps?" - Jon

"How big is your dink.exe file?" - Andrew
"Is that innuendo?" - Jon

"Debugging with print statements, oh yeah." - Andrew

"I hate double-compressed files" - Jon
"I should do something like that: tar.gz.bz2.tar.bz2.zip.rar.lhz.tar.gz.bz2" - Andrew

"LinDinkEdit!" - Andrew (in reference to the Windemere editor)

"i think you guys are missing the point that dink is suposed to suck in the technical area" - Joshriot (from the DN Board)

"And if we lie about compression ratios we can always force them to use .bz2. " - Andrew

"Here's the log output: Wow, its craptasticirific" - Jon

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I spent 4 HOURS trying to get CVS to work." - Andrew
"...before I checked the status page to see that SourceForge was down." - Andrew

"Did you see my start work?" - Andrew (referring to dink.ini code)
"Yeah" - Jon
"I have no clue what seth is doing" - Andrew
"Groundbreaking stuff there " - Jon
"Shut up. " - Andrew

"Wow, that was a lot of zippage." - Andrew (referring to zipping images)

"dkernel.log is my new best friend" - Jon
"The one that I wrote? Why?" - Andrew
"Because when the debugger acts up, I can always insert debugging logs" - Jon
"Hehe, that's my ghetto way." - Andrew

"Each one of the windemere threads is 140mb!" - Jon
"!" - Andrew
"We have threads!?" - Andrew

"* Fixed font centering function.
* Made Jon my she dog." - Francis at the changelog

"Foshizzle " - Francis
"Please don't ever say that again." - Andrew
"Yeah, I think I just lost about 5 IQ points from saying it." - Francis

"Fast files are not fast." - Andrew

"Yay, my function returns: ????????" - Andrew
"W00T!" - Francis

"test.c - 559 bytes, test.s - 1948 bytes, test.dpp - 20020 bytes" - Francis
"That's not going to work." - Francis

"Some guy all of a sudden IM'd me and said he was fabulous." - Andrew
"Well, that's... good of him to come out, I guess." - Francis

"Yeah. I always have a pack of 4-finger Kit Kats nearby." - Francis

"I made a 78,916 KB file in 7 seconds. " - Andrew

"**Francis colours the centre of his theatre with aluminium programmes." - Francis (mocking American spelling)

"http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/vccore/html/_core_Faster_Builds_and_Smaller_Header_Files.asp" - Francis
"I think they need a new name for that webpage." - Andrew

"What's [the new branch] called?" - Francis
"Unstable." - Andrew
"Ironically." - Andrew

"Get a white block?" - Francis
"No." - Andrew
"I get a segfault." - Andrew
"Yay." - Francis

"I crushed my coke can and noticed Microsoft's stock suddenly dropped 2 points." - Andrew

"* Did a bunch of sound-related stuff. There is now the functionality to play sound and music via WAVs, MIDs, MP3s, OGGs... anything that FMOD supports, really.
* The above counts for a few more bullet points than one, so let's have another one.
* And another. Yay." - Francis and the changelog

"* Major cleaning of the source: Removed old comments(left the funny ones), Added function descriptions for all functions, and cleaned Resource Server Font function.
* I made the font text RED!! " - Andrew and the changelog

"...good example being whether a frame's 'special' is set to 1, meaning that we should smack our she doges up ... when that frame is visible." - Francis

"hi! up? I'm surfing!" - Francis, early in the morning

"I just rofled." - Jon
"As long as you didn't lmao" - Francis
"I assume that's a euphemism for cataplexic diarrhea" - Jon
"HAHAHAshoot." - Jon

"It's interesting. You're the C++ freak (do you have a Stroustrup worship room?), Des is the C fogey (pfft, who needs readibility?) and I'm in the middle. Bit o' both is the best." - Francis to Andrew

"shoot NEED NOT BE INITIALIZED. IT ALREADY HAS NO VALUE (Except for the fact that bags of shoot are higly valuable in some societies: bag(&shoot) == value)" - Andrew

"Having DesPlesda.com automatically makes me 13% more appealing to the opposite sex" - Jon
"You realize of course that 87% of statistics are completely worthless?" - Andrew
"AND THE OTHER 23% ARE MADE UP BY PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COUNT" - Jon

"Constructors are quite pissibly the most useful thing" - Andrew

"What's with the reinterpret_cast fetish?" - Francis to Andrew after seeing Andrew's collage of reinterpret_cast<>.

"Just an idea. A challenge. Its like putting your living room furniture in the hallway. Limits enforce innovation." - Ric
"But, is your couch really that functional when bolted to the ceiling?" - Redink1

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