The Dink Network

Ive been gone for a while so what. No one replys to my blogs either...which sucks big time.well im 11 now turning 12 in a few months or so. Time flys by when you have alot to live up to.But recently Time has been slowing down since i stopped checking on the DSN Dsn= Dink Smallwood Network.well go ahead and laugh but I made no spelling errors

I made no spelling errors
Yes you did. Can you see it?

And there is no such place as the DSN. At least... not that I've been told about.

Well, arguably, that's more of a pluralization error than a spelling error. Now, grammatical errors on the other hand... Well, it's good to see that you are improving.

I think Merlin is rubbing off on you guys.

I took the liberty of correcting your post (The mistakes are bolded):

I've been gone for a while. No one replies to my blogs [text removed] which sucks big time. Well, I'm 11 now but I will be turning 12 in a few months or so. Time flies by when you have a lot to live up to [Editor's comment: Like what?]. But recently time has been slowing down since I stopped checking [text removed] the DSN (DSN = Dink Smallwood Network) [Editor's Comment: Time doesn't slow down. It is only your perception]. Well go ahead and laugh but [text to insert: "at least"] I made no spelling errors.

That last sentence should not be a part of the same paragraph.

Ahh, whatever. We need more people to improve spelling and grammar, since so many people suck at it.

-WTF? This is safmoor, by the way.

I took the liberty of defining your corrections

I've -- Missing apostrophe
replies -- Pluralization error
[text removed] -- Wordiness
Well -- Capitalization error
I'm -- Missing apostrophe
but I will be -- Sentence Structure
flies -- Pluralization error
a lot -- Colloquialism/Slang
[Editor's comment: Like what?] -- Absent subject
time -- Capitalization error
I -- Ditto
[text removed] -- Colloquialism/Slang (ie. checking 'up' on)
(DSN =.. ..) -- Should be it's own sentence
[Editor's Comment: Time doesn't slow down. It is only your perception] -- [Meta-Editor's Comment: He could be typing that fast. Or, it might also be assumed that he *is* commenting on his perception of time]
Well -- Capitalization error, and there should be a comma after 'Well'.
[text to insert: "at least"] -- inserting 'this time' might also help,

Okay, there are 2 pluralization errors, but I still define them as grammatical errors rather than spelling errors. There are situations where both those words can be used, it's just that that place isn't there.

Stup thet! Ewe guyz ar sew anoyeeng!
LMAO.

Ahhh...we are among people of our own kind, aren't we, Spanky, my dear?

You pedantic buggers! I was only referring to him writing "alot" instead of "a lot".

Honestly...