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My cat opens my fridge, smashes any plates inside, and eats all my food.

What the hell is up with that?

Haha cats are cute, my cat is only sleeping and eating. that all his life. quite nooring eh?

Eat him...

Yum!,
The Vault Dweller

Aww, cats are so adorable.

Dunno, perhaps it's bored.

It wants attention, my dog does that with the pantry door, climbs in and pushes all the canned food out (canned food is on lowest shelf). Almost as bad as a kid....

"Haha cats are cute, my cat is only sleeping and eating. that all his life. quite nooring eh?" Your cat is a living Garfield or something

An my cat is also very playfull, and that is a thing that makes cats funny

I like the cats of girls! *drolls*

I'd like to know how to droll..

Does he mean the "Girls of Cats"? Otherwise...I have no idea what he means.

That sounds really funny Kat.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

You need to get out more VaultDweller. Or less... I'm not sure.

Anyway, I sacrificed the cat to Nedved. That'll teach him. Not Nedved, but the cat. Obviously.
I'd never try and teach anything to Nedved, for He is almighty and would strike me down with his Blade of Puppy Slaying + 2.

Sacrificed the cat!!To the dog??WHAT?
Say it ain't so Sabre.....say it ain't so!

Or he could just kill them both and make me happy (happy is a relative term).

Happy is as happy does!

Sappy, sappy!,
The Vault Dweller

I wasn't sacrificing my cat to mere dogs! I was sacrificing him to Nedved the Almighty.

And it was his idea anyway...

You know, holding sick, cult rituals in your house might not be so popular with the RSPCA.

also, he was probably just climbing in your fridge because you forgot to feed him for a couple of weeks...

Sick? It was a very tasteful affair, I'll have you know!

And, if you were a cat, would you prefer crappy cat food made of crap and more crap, or actual meat?
If he just [b]asked[/i] me to give him some chicken, I would... but he just takes it!

It's just plain rude.

Being vegatairian i'd take the crap...

have you never noticed that cats can't talk? its probably the most plausable explanation for why he didnt ask you for chicken.

Just because no cats have deemed you worthy of speaking to, it doesn't mean they can't speak at all.

Some people...

My cats don't speak to me, but they can definitely tell me exactly what they want.

I once had a cat who could sing "happy birthday to you"