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Well I read some of the reviews and I have to say I expected much worse,in fact I was a little nervous about going to read them.But everyone was quite generous and Sabretrout helped me out with the whole hardness and depth issues....I really thought it would be more difficult to fix than it turned out to be.So I guess I am going to keep working on it,even though I have another one going on the side
For the moment though,I need to get back to the boring routine of mundane life.

Man...if my first D-Mod turns out that good I will be very happy and definitely make more.

Oh and you should make more too...yes stay and become a Dinker! We need more ladies...

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

"We need more ladies"

For what? So you can say you have good social experience? Not that I mind females on the board, it's just funny that you said that we need more of them.

Good luck on your next d-mod, or the next version of the already released one! I'm looknig forward to it.

Wow, maybe i should release the one i started working on. I'll start working on it again

We need more ladies. WE NEED MORE LADIES!!

I wouldn't say that this network is in dire need for women, but they definitely balance it up. You'd rather have men than women? uhh...

Hmm, I just did a quick query on The Dink Network's user database.

Male: 217
Female: 40
Undefined: 1381

Just under 1 female for every 5 guys. I thought it would be in the 1-10 area.

No, but the way he said it it's like : "I need to get laid, we need more ladies"

lol, now that I think of it, yeah, it does sound a little like that.... VaultDweller's sure good in making his posts sound strange!

Redink, you've got to put the "We need more ladies" comment in the quotes.

No, but the way he said it it's like : "I need to get laid, we need more ladies"

That would also make an awesome quote.

And then, my random quote at the bottom of the page:

"Just quit humping my leg" - WC, to Tal

Holy fudgeing scary cow, I got the same one. O_o

I got:
"Thankfully, I have yet to grow tentacles out of my face or experience any other mutations... at least, not since I've been a Dink fan." - Striker

Hey! We all know what tentacle monster's do to Japanese schoolgirls.

RedInk1 denies it, but I'm sure there's some kind of intelligent system in the random quotes

Funny...I really didnt mean anything sexual in my post. You guys just have vivid imaginations...

You are right about the quote system being intelligent. In the thread about Banana's the quote was "Ya, he's a little bananophile!".

Speaking of bananophile's...

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

Its completely random. Right now the structure of the page simply doesn't allow me to search for certain keywords on the current page and cross reference that with the random quotes.

What it really comes from is chance. There are around 150 quotes (maybe 200, I forget), and how many times do you read a thread? Several quotes have similar themes, so it isn't that unlikely that you'll see a quote that seems to fit the thread.

Plus you forget all of those that don't fit at all, making you believe that there is some mystical mumbo jumbo going on. Which there might be, if ghosts are influencing the random number generator, but I rather doubt it.

Speaking of the random quotes its kinda funny that I enjoy seeing more women on the boards since I couldt never be with them. I mean at some port or another there gonna see the "Ive shat four different colors" quote by me at the bottom and think Im weird!

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

Don't worry, we all know female dink people are attracted to weirdness, Tal is living proof.

Well who couldnt resist a cute, little white duck thats as witty as Dink himself?

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller