The Dink Network

Ah, my rabbit passed away a while ago. We eventually got over it and decided to get another. We thought that since we were getting a girl rabbit, we would have to worry about the tendencies of male rabbits. My previous rabbit, as sweet as it was, would often time hump stuffed animals, you arm, leg or anything within reach. This wasn't all the time, but a nuisance when it did occur. However, with a new GIRL rabbit i am being humped all the time. WTF!?

Also, while at my dad's recent job I met the cat who belonged to the owner of the house. After thoroughly grooming her self, she began what appear to be giving her self cunnilingus. Again, what is with the perverted animals? Isn't that self canibalism any ways?

Hey think of it this way...

Your a small rodent in a cage. You live in you'r owners bedroom. Everyday he gives you food and water then laughs when you hump things. Yet every night at around 11pm he gets in bed with a magazine and humps his hand. Other times he gets in bed with a woman and turns the lights out and they hump each other. This goes on every night and sometimes more than once.

So I ask you...who's really perverted?

(understands human nature),
The Vault Dweller

Ah you are wise, but i only hump my hand when she is in bed with a blanket covering her house. It's just so wierd to watched wanking by a rabbit.

Also, she is out of her cage all day, except when i tuck her into bed.she usualy runs around my bed room and I play with her.

Thirdly, I'm only fifteen,and I'm not getting any.

Fourthly, rabbits aren't rodents. Infact, rabbits are more closely related to humans, than we are to rodents. They are even more closely related to us than they are to rodents.

She does not hump me all that often. I was just trying to start a lewd discussion. She has done it on a few occasions though.

that's ironic. i'm fifteen and i get a LOT.

You're too funny, illusivefing.

Yeah, rabbits sure like to hump everything.

EDIT: link didn't work... it does now

well, dogs hump a lot of things too. never seen cats do that though.

Cats are boring.

cats rule

Well I have a female 8 year old 50 pound Chow Chow (type of dog). My Uncle's family has a 100 pound 4 year old Male Akita. Their dog is male, bigger, and younger than mine. Yet when they visit each other she takes charge. Once she made him give her head when she stood upright in front of him and pulled his head with her front paws between her legs. He looked so sad!

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

Hands don't count unless you are in england.

What's wrong with a little wanking? You know, ladybirds are necrophiliacs and sometimes do IT 48 hours straight.

wanking is good, mumbo jumbo woof woof is better.

wobble jobble = the best

this has got to be one of the creepiest conversations I have ever seen...that poor bald man...

apparently you're the only one of us who's never been chicken chewed or bubble-gumdropped

Hands don't count unless you are in england.

What the?!?

And, though I hate to quote myself...

"Animals worship Satan, it's just obvious".

Ya what in the world is everyone saying?

Seems theyve been watching too much animal porn...

(cocks an eyebrow),
The Vault Dweller

I meant no offense to anyone in england..I mean hands have to count, because there is no way I would get with a british chick..I could just imagine it, the austin powers teeth and all...ew

But think of all the flavour WC. Just kiss someone and you get a whole meal with it!

"Mmmm! Leftover bacon!"

you might also get an std...heard of handophiliacs? yeah. thought so.