Weird Presents
Did anybody get any weird presents this year? My weird one was a box of toothpaste, pack of gum, economy pack of tic-tacs, and deodorant all in the same package. I think they're trying to tell me something...
I don't get weird presents, I get "combo gifts" since my birthday's on the 28th. But I'm curious, Merlin . . . who gave you that gift package?
That's some scary stuff, Merlin. I'd be worrying if I were you. 
I think the wierdest gift I have ever saw given was a gag gift to my grandfather one year. He was a heavy-set man and we always used to lovingly joke about how he needed a training bra as he got older. So one year we gave him one at out family gathering. It was hilarious. Everyone laughed and had a good time about it but my poor grandfather didnt find it amusing heh.
Did you, um, get some McDonald's coupons too? 
Hey hey, it's better than a Hot Cocoa Sampler. Er, I actually sent a fruitcake out to someone this year. Haha.
My little sister got me a couple of Alice bands. One is black, the other is sparkly. Wearing it on christmas day was ok, but can anybody take me seriously wearing a SPARKLY HEADBAND? No...
Not many people take me seriously anyway though, so it all works out.
Not many people take me seriously anyway though, so it all works out.
Eh, I was referring to something suspiciously similar from /.
*drunkifies you*
You have suddenly deluded yourself into thinking that you have CDs from a band named Alice in Chains.
Clear all your sins, get born again. And don't become as ridiculously bored as a Tal
You have suddenly deluded yourself into thinking that you have CDs from a band named Alice in Chains.
Clear all your sins, get born again. And don't become as ridiculously bored as a Tal
