The Dink Network

gen z amish kid named skibidiah

Mizzler: Well, look at this beta!
Dink Norwood: What do you want Mizzler?!
Mizzler: Nothing. 'cept to watch you grind... Is rizzing pig gyatts fun?
Dink Norwood: I am NOT a pig rizzler!
Mizzler: Are you getting fanum taxed by the pigs right now?
Dink Norwood: Guh! Uh...
Mizzler: Bwahahahaa! Ratio'd chud!
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Dink Norwood: I HATE that sigma!!

You speak genz... impressive

I have been trained in the art of rizzing by the great Skibidiah of Ohio... Though at what cost!

now i want a dmod that is literally nothing but the original game with brain rot dialogue all throughout.

I've been thinking about that for over half a year now... But my zoomer power level is not high enough to pull that off... I would need to undergo more training.