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Change username?

December 12th 2016, 04:52 PM
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DinkGarnet
Peasant She/Her United States
I'm not as think as you drunk I am 
Is it possible to change my username? When I made this one, I literally only thought about it for two or three seconds, and now I know of one that I like a lot better.

If it's not possible, I guess I'll just have to go through life with a corny name forever. *Sigh*
December 12th 2016, 04:59 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
you have to ask the DN gods to change it for you.
December 12th 2016, 05:08 PM
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DinkGarnet
Peasant She/Her United States
I'm not as think as you drunk I am 
*Falls down on her knees and rolls her eyes skyward*

Oh ye immortal gods of the DN, would you generously grant me the favor of changing my username, in honor of the fact that I have a birthday next month? Do not be angry at being disturbed, oh gracious lords of the DN. The idea was suggested to me by your most loyal subject zeddexx. If I have offended you, immortal gods of DN, please remember that the originator of this unholy disruption was the evil zeddexx.
December 12th 2016, 05:09 PM
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DinkGarnet
Peasant She/Her United States
I'm not as think as you drunk I am 
But if my request pleases you, oh mighty gods of DN, please remember that it was my own desire that my username be changed.
December 12th 2016, 05:26 PM
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DinkGarnet
Peasant She/Her United States
I'm not as think as you drunk I am 
The gods are silent. That's always a bad omen.
December 12th 2016, 05:43 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Well of course they're silent, they're offline!

On top of that you didn't address them properly.

AYO SCRATCHER YA LAZY DICKHEAD!!
CAN THIS HEADLESS DUCK CHANGE HER NAME!?

there.

They love being called lazy. Love. It.

EDIT:

Oh wait look Strikers here.

AYO STRIKER YA LAZY DICKHEAD!!
CAN THIS HEADLESS DUCK CHANGE HER NAME!?
December 12th 2016, 05:49 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
alas, only the legendary redink1 has that power. uh. maybe.
December 12th 2016, 05:59 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Well atleast now you have a plot for your first dmod
December 12th 2016, 06:22 PM
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DinkGarnet
Peasant She/Her United States
I'm not as think as you drunk I am 
Lol. Keep it down, guys. I haven't learned how to swear yet.

But zeddexx, unfortunately I missed what the plot was going to be.
December 12th 2016, 06:23 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
The epic and heartwarming story of a little duckling on a journey to find her name of course.
December 13th 2016, 07:21 AM
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redink1
King He/Him United States bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
Dearest Mortal,

The gods are in a good mood today, so your request might be granted!

However, most people usually include the name they would like to change to when they ask to have their name changed. Please reply or send me a private message with the new name you would like, and there's a good chance I'll have time to switch it over tonight.

Come to think of it, I think I promised someone else I would change their name a couple months ago. Oopsies. I can change both at the same time, I suppose.
December 13th 2016, 07:38 AM
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Bluedy
Peasant He/Him Romania bloop rumble
I like Frutti Fresh 
Dearest of gods. I request the change of my name to "TheGreatestUltimatestBiggestCoolestGodToExistAndStuffBecauseHeIsReallyCoolAndStuff"

I tried to keep it short and simple
December 14th 2016, 12:33 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Could you please change mine to 'Diretooth'? I use that more than I use my actual name on the interwebs.
December 14th 2016, 09:50 AM
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DinkGarnet
Peasant She/Her United States
I'm not as think as you drunk I am 
Suppose I was on the Dink Network, and suppose I was also in a madhouse... Never mind, I think I'm repeating myself.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I think you guys match my level of crazy. You're weird...I like you!

Oh, btw, I did send redink1 a message saying that I wanted to be called DinkGarnet. Pleeeeeaaase nobody else take that name, I've become rather fond of it already.
December 14th 2016, 11:54 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
Come to think of it, I think I promised someone else I would change their name a couple months ago. Oopsies. I can change both at the same time, I suppose.

Yeah that was me ass wipe!.

*Thunder clap is heard overhead.*

I don't give a damn if you are angry at me now.

*Another thunder clap is heard overhead*

Up yours!

*Lightning bolt strikes me dead*