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Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, you look like a monkey and we got you toast for your birthday.

yay!

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that is sonic speeding.

I've always wanted toast. It's my favorite!

Happy birthday, how old are you?

I've always wanted toast too, but my family could never afford it.

22 this year. That's, like, 10 years since I first found Dink.

Holy shit...

Ha, just wait until you've been Dinking-around for almost 20 years, where you can start measuring your inactivity in decade-long increments.

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday!