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I thank you, but you are one day too soon.

The day of ageing, tomorrow is.

Well, technically, when I write this, it is my birthday here.

We haven't met until now ... Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday person who I'm not familiar with, but with the stuff that Dan puts in our water, I can barely remember my own name. You sure don't lurk much, but irregardless, time for the birthday bananas and cookies. You will need to make a perilous journey thru Rob's den for the cookies though, a birthday warning, "There is magic there that will hypnotize and confuse you". For the bananas we need to send skurn to the factory again.

I tore down my factory on the grounds that bananas are not made in factories and because it turns out we were making dildos this entire time and I am a wholesome Scientologist and thus have very high standards.

@Dack: I visit pretty much once per year! And one might see me sometimes on IRC.

So the one time you visited was to see if anyone posted this thread and if not, you were going to? So, therefore, we can deduce that your only reason for coming here is for selfish fulfillment and that we are all pawns in whatever it is you are doing.

Well, I won't stand for it. I am no pawn to your cause. And I hope that every other on this site can see you for what you truly are - a manipulator. A mad tyrant.

I shall carry this flag into battle.

Happy birthday, Sumi! Also, the IRC channel's still going?

So the one time you visited was to see if anyone posted this thread and if not, you were going to?

He might've visited because I told him the thread was here.

Then you're a traitor. I hereby exile you, Dinkulum, to the Place where Exiles go.

Was that the place with the cupcakes or where hideous monster wardens are?

When the duck did Dink Network turn into Facebook?

Keep this bullshit off DN, and just to clarify, nobody gives a flying duck about either Sumurai8 or his ducking birthday.

He is a member of our family here, thus he deserves to be treated specially on his B-Day, as long as we remember correctly at least. Besides, we don't always have the most to talk about to begin with.

Toasty, why are you derailing your own thread?

I am a shameless seeker of attention and I simply can't help it.

So, therefore, we can deduce that your only reason for coming here is for selfish fulfillment and that we are all pawns in whatever it is you are doing.

I am guilty as charged. Shamelessly, I wanted to see people wish me a happy birthday. I wanted to feel... loved. Why am I not... loved?

The Blood Tyrant confesses! Arrest this vile being, men!