The Dink Network

Greetings, masses of "Dinkers", I am Satan. Do not fear me, as I am merely here on demonic business.

If any of you would like to contact me, send your resume to 666 Hell Boulevard, Hell and I will look over it to determine if you are fit to work in my domain.

With care,
- Satan

Hell is in Korea? South Korea at that. North Korea I'd have kind of expected...

Just wondering: Does the dark one worship the DDC as well?

This DDC of which you speak is a false deity.

SISMONS PERISMMON EVORGSOC ADNARIM!

Gezka zalbok goyshal ducktard

Skurn.

noun

A dullard who enjoys creating new accounts and doesn't like Baldur's Gate.

Baldur's Gate sucks.

Viva la BG, duck you.

No, Baldur's Gate sucks and you're all wrong for liking it. It's a doo doo diarrhea dump. And not a good kind of doo doo diarrhea dump.