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ive been wondering for ages

June 29th 2014, 04:01 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
How do you pronounce lieutenant?
June 29th 2014, 05:20 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
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LOO-TEN-ENT is how I pronounce it. LEE-OO-TEN-ENT is another pronunciation. Both are considered viable, I guess it depends on your region.
June 29th 2014, 06:44 PM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
I say LEE-TEN-ENT. Because 'Merica.
June 29th 2014, 06:53 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
'MÖRIKÄ!!
June 29th 2014, 07:09 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Spent 6 weeks on an army base a couple years ago, and everyone always said Leftenant to the one I knew.
June 30th 2014, 02:47 AM
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I believe loo-TEN-ant is the US pronunciation and lef-TEN-ant is the British/Commonwealth pronunciation.

Personally I always think of it as loo-TEN-ant... too many American war films
June 30th 2014, 03:32 AM
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Lou Tenant. Fallout taught me this a long time ago.

The US pronouncation of 'colonel' still confuses the heck outta me, though.
June 30th 2014, 08:48 AM
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lEprOchAUn
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
colonel sounds like kernel.
June 30th 2014, 06:23 PM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
Apparantly in Britain/Australia it's LEF-TENANT mostly because it wouldn't be right to have the rank apply to anything related to the loo
July 1st 2014, 11:23 AM
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The US pronouncation of 'colonel' still confuses the heck outta me, though.

I think it confuses everyone, regardless of whether they live in America or not.

How can you know when someone isn't talking about popcorn kernels, but popcorn colonels. It truly is a serious issue.

(I also say loo-TEN-ent.)
July 1st 2014, 05:41 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
How can you know when someone isn't talking about popcorn kernels, but popcorn colonels. It truly is a serious issue.

I apologize in advance, but that was completely illogical.
Nobody here refers to either kernel or colonel in a confusing context. When referring to 'colonel', it's usually followed after by a name, or used in the context of the military. When using 'kernel', it's usually never used in context of the military. 'A kernel of truth' indicates that something has a bit of truth in it, 'popcorn kernel' or 'pepper kernel' indicates something used for foodstuffs.

Kernel and colonel are rarely used in any context together, and people usually have enough sense to understand it, unless someone is deliberately being confusing by mixing the two words willy nilly, usually by ignoring sentence structure and grammar.
July 2nd 2014, 02:47 AM
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You're telling me there couldn't also be a colonel of truth?

I apologize in advance, but that was completely illogical.
Nobody here refers to either kernel or colonel in a confusing context. When referring to 'colonel', it's usually followed after by a name, or used in the context of the military. When using 'kernel', it's usually never used in context of the military. 'A kernel of truth' indicates that something has a bit of truth in it, 'popcorn kernel' or 'pepper kernel' indicates something used for foodstuffs.


But what about when the colonel makes popcorn. Won't everyone laugh at him? Or worse...eat him? Most people don't eat the kernels though, so maybe I'm over-thinking it (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist the opportunity for such bad jokes).
July 2nd 2014, 06:11 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Aside from lame puns and bad jokes, there would not be any reason to use the two in conjunction.