I am in love!
Well it seems as if the other dinkers are getting good luck with women, maybe I can get some good tips to get one girl.
Murder him and claim her as your own.
Women like men who take an initiative.
Women like men who take an initiative.
Well she may like a "Bad boy" and you will go to prison...
THE DEAD DRAGON CARCASS CALLS FOR A SACRIFICE
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We need a good banana and cookie harvest
As far as I know a relationship with a vehicle is considered fabulous. I'll leave it up to your imagination why.
Withered Hope says she has a soul mate
Living in a city in another state
But the soul mate thinks about a picture in a book of a beautiful crook
And the picture of the crook in the book is in love with the brand new motorbike
But the motorbike doesn't like crooks,
It's obsessed with the Very Sad Sack
What the!?
Who is Boxxy?
Love and life, apparently.
I almost can't believe this, but apparently she has a page on Wikipedia.
Do I have a wiki then
Is the novel jammed in your heart or was it a birth thing.
Hah! That was pretty good, Dack.
That makes me think of another question, how are you a cocomonkey and yet you are a pig[your avatar]?

My avatar is in "honor" of Oinky the Pig from the Dink Forever series, the End of the World, Tragic Death of Zink Smallwood, and Crossroads.
What about the cocomonkey thing?
PC Gamer's (the magazine) mascot, Coconut Monkey.