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I want this to exist.

October 3rd 2013, 09:42 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Chainsaw Katana.

Sure, it's highly impractical, but it just looks awesome. I mean, I'd hang it on my wall and people would ask what it is. "That's a freakin' chainsaw katana." I'd say. Hell, I'd get two of them and make a coat of arms with it, make it MY official coat of arms.
October 3rd 2013, 11:22 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
So make one. You'd have to custom-make the chainsaw blade, but I'm sure if you took a welding course you could figure it out. I wonder how well a chainsaw katana would work against just a regular ol' one.
October 4th 2013, 12:47 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Well, the chainsaw would have to have a strong engine with a strong chain, the 'blade' would have to be well made as well.
October 4th 2013, 03:51 AM
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lol I'd love to see Dink with one of these. Not only could he burn trees but also cut them down. And what could he do to pillbugs and slayers et al? Slice them in two with a single stroke. How about the noise as well?

Oh and what's the difference between a koala and a chainsaw? Nothing; they both f##k up trees.
October 4th 2013, 03:54 AM
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cocomonkey
Bard He/Him United States
Please Cindy, say the whole name each time. 
I want to high five you for that joke. That was a fantastic joke.

God it's late here in the eastern US. Early, even. What's this "sleep" thing people talk about?
October 4th 2013, 03:57 AM
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that joke is so old! Glad you got a giggle out of it.
October 4th 2013, 08:19 AM
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shevek
Peasant They/Them Netherlands
Never be afraid to ask, but don't demand an answer 
Wait, you post a thing like this pretty much as "most awesome thing ever", but you are surprised (and even offended) when you are "accused" of being obsessed by weapons?

I find that... ehm,... let's call it "unexpected".
October 4th 2013, 10:24 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Love it alchemi, haven't heard it either, inspite of my ozzieness!

Also, this katana thing makes me sad - two perfectly good instruments mutated into one useless one... kind of like having drunk sex
October 4th 2013, 02:41 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Actually Shevek, I was insulted by being generalized as loving guns, not swords or other equivalents.
October 4th 2013, 02:45 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Yeah you murricans REALLY do like your guns let alone value them above everything else.
October 4th 2013, 03:03 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
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If I was a billionaire I would some make a Chainsaw katana, and get a Fable katana.
October 4th 2013, 03:35 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
That 'murrica' shoot is annoying and I wish people would stop referring to it.
October 4th 2013, 03:38 PM
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All stereotypes are annoying.
October 4th 2013, 04:30 PM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
America also makes the best porn.

All hail Silicon. And MsDink
October 4th 2013, 10:25 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
You watch Ms.Dink porn, my eyes are burning with my mind just from the sheer thought of it.
October 5th 2013, 12:43 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Aaaanyyyywaaay... A chainsaw katana would be awesome to have.

EDIT: Another thing that definitely needs to exist.
October 5th 2013, 03:55 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
What about a chocolate cookie that was eaten by another chocolate cookie that in turn got eaten and was filled with deliciousness.