I want this to exist.
Chainsaw Katana.
Sure, it's highly impractical, but it just looks awesome. I mean, I'd hang it on my wall and people would ask what it is. "That's a freakin' chainsaw katana." I'd say. Hell, I'd get two of them and make a coat of arms with it, make it MY official coat of arms.
Sure, it's highly impractical, but it just looks awesome. I mean, I'd hang it on my wall and people would ask what it is. "That's a freakin' chainsaw katana." I'd say. Hell, I'd get two of them and make a coat of arms with it, make it MY official coat of arms.
So make one. You'd have to custom-make the chainsaw blade, but I'm sure if you took a welding course you could figure it out. I wonder how well a chainsaw katana would work against just a regular ol' one.
Well, the chainsaw would have to have a strong engine with a strong chain, the 'blade' would have to be well made as well.
lol I'd love to see Dink with one of these. Not only could he burn trees but also cut them down. And what could he do to pillbugs and slayers et al? Slice them in two with a single stroke. How about the noise as well?
Oh and what's the difference between a koala and a chainsaw? Nothing; they both f##k up trees.
Oh and what's the difference between a koala and a chainsaw? Nothing; they both f##k up trees.
I want to high five you for that joke. That was a fantastic joke.
God it's late here in the eastern US. Early, even. What's this "sleep" thing people talk about?
God it's late here in the eastern US. Early, even. What's this "sleep" thing people talk about?
Wait, you post a thing like this pretty much as "most awesome thing ever", but you are surprised (and even offended) when you are "accused" of being obsessed by weapons?
I find that... ehm,... let's call it "unexpected".
I find that... ehm,... let's call it "unexpected".
Love it alchemi, haven't heard it either, inspite of my ozzieness!
Also, this katana thing makes me sad - two perfectly good instruments mutated into one useless one... kind of like having drunk sex
Also, this katana thing makes me sad - two perfectly good instruments mutated into one useless one... kind of like having drunk sex
Actually Shevek, I was insulted by being generalized as loving guns, not swords or other equivalents.
Yeah you murricans REALLY do like your guns let alone value them above everything else.
If I was a billionaire I would some make a Chainsaw katana, and get a Fable katana.
That 'murrica' shoot is annoying and I wish people would stop referring to it.
America also makes the best porn.
All hail Silicon. And MsDink
All hail Silicon. And MsDink
You watch Ms.Dink porn, my eyes are burning with my mind just from the sheer thought of it.
Aaaanyyyywaaay... A chainsaw katana would be awesome to have.
EDIT: Another thing that definitely needs to exist.
EDIT: Another thing that definitely needs to exist.