Pollocracy thirteen: Hug a hedgehog
Hug a hedgehog.
I can't officially recommend doing this, but I'd love to see some movies.
Also, another edition of pollocracy. See the comments for more.
As you may have noticed the polls haven't been rushing by recently and Pollocracy has followed suit. Your favourite pollmaster has been distracted by some weird concept called 'real life' which seems to be very timeconsuming. But for all of you longing for yet another dose of polly entertainment: Here's yet another Pollocracy!
Note: Comments [between brackets] are mine.
Poll 219: Rock-Paper-Scissors
3) Rock the paper scissors. Middle fingers work too
2) Rock Monster-Slayer-Pancake. Pancake doesn't win anything, but it's the only one you can actually form with your hand.
1) Scissors can cut rocks if the scissors are especially durable or the rock is especially made of cream cheese.
Poll 220: Do you like game-threads?
3) What kind of game? I assume you mean other than Dink
My answer would be, um, it depends on what kind of game. Sometimes yes, sometimes no. And whatwhyclothes what blergh?
2) The only threads I'm interested in now are beard-threads...'cus I'm planning on sewing myself a beard...
1) Seriously, I can't help Ma'iq find his colovian fur helm if you keep making game threads!
[These are my game threads, seriously.]
Poll 221: Did you play the Throwback contest entries?
3) And not late at all. *cough*
2) Victory! I mean.... uh... all the entries did very well.
1) The cheques must have got lost in the mail so i held back playing any of them while i waited for the bribes to come.. alas I am still broke sigh so no i havent played a single one
[Late? Uh... Yeah... Probably... Hey! at least I made an entry!]
Poll 222: Political orientation?
3) I'd rather have two wings. Very hard to fly with one. Man, this comment is awesome! It better end up in Pollocracy!
2) Tail
1) Heck I can never remember which is right and which is left at the best of times, let alone in politics.
[Begging to get your comment in Pollocracy? check]
Poll 223: Has the world already ended where you are?
3) Screw the end of the world,i was to busy protecting my watermelons from endemen this year.
2) At least this room has survived
1) of course the world ended - cant you tell ?
[I was really disappointed with this year's end of the world, I've seen better.]
Poll 224: What is your Dink Smallwood new year's resolution?
3) to make a better resolution next year
2) "Hey, friend, come play Dink" "Get out of here before I call the police"
1) I will yell at other people for not making D-Mods
[Dink Smallwood HD!]
[Sorry, I had to...]
Poll 225: Favourite number?
3) 23
2) 42
1) 13
[9223372036854775807, (I can't help it...)]
And that sums up another Pollocracy! Now it is time for metatarasal to go back to real life. Probably.
I can't officially recommend doing this, but I'd love to see some movies.
Also, another edition of pollocracy. See the comments for more.
As you may have noticed the polls haven't been rushing by recently and Pollocracy has followed suit. Your favourite pollmaster has been distracted by some weird concept called 'real life' which seems to be very timeconsuming. But for all of you longing for yet another dose of polly entertainment: Here's yet another Pollocracy!
Note: Comments [between brackets] are mine.
Poll 219: Rock-Paper-Scissors
3) Rock the paper scissors. Middle fingers work too
2) Rock Monster-Slayer-Pancake. Pancake doesn't win anything, but it's the only one you can actually form with your hand.
1) Scissors can cut rocks if the scissors are especially durable or the rock is especially made of cream cheese.
Poll 220: Do you like game-threads?
3) What kind of game? I assume you mean other than Dink
My answer would be, um, it depends on what kind of game. Sometimes yes, sometimes no. And whatwhyclothes what blergh?2) The only threads I'm interested in now are beard-threads...'cus I'm planning on sewing myself a beard...
1) Seriously, I can't help Ma'iq find his colovian fur helm if you keep making game threads!
[These are my game threads, seriously.]
Poll 221: Did you play the Throwback contest entries?
3) And not late at all. *cough*
2) Victory! I mean.... uh... all the entries did very well.
1) The cheques must have got lost in the mail so i held back playing any of them while i waited for the bribes to come.. alas I am still broke sigh so no i havent played a single one
[Late? Uh... Yeah... Probably... Hey! at least I made an entry!]
Poll 222: Political orientation?
3) I'd rather have two wings. Very hard to fly with one. Man, this comment is awesome! It better end up in Pollocracy!
2) Tail
1) Heck I can never remember which is right and which is left at the best of times, let alone in politics.
[Begging to get your comment in Pollocracy? check]
Poll 223: Has the world already ended where you are?
3) Screw the end of the world,i was to busy protecting my watermelons from endemen this year.
2) At least this room has survived
1) of course the world ended - cant you tell ?
[I was really disappointed with this year's end of the world, I've seen better.]
Poll 224: What is your Dink Smallwood new year's resolution?
3) to make a better resolution next year
2) "Hey, friend, come play Dink" "Get out of here before I call the police"
1) I will yell at other people for not making D-Mods
[Dink Smallwood HD!]
[Sorry, I had to...]
Poll 225: Favourite number?
3) 23
2) 42
1) 13
[9223372036854775807, (I can't help it...)]
And that sums up another Pollocracy! Now it is time for metatarasal to go back to real life. Probably.
Hugging a hedgehog might not hurt too bad.
Ha! After a long time, I finally got something on the pollocracy. (The Ma'iq one.)
That's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life.
aw Ex d theyre my fav wee animals one outside my door last week 
soooo cute - u get 10 points for the pic. They walk miles every night round the same track checking their turff
soooo cute - u get 10 points for the pic. They walk miles every night round the same track checking their turff
There are some good quotes there. I like the cream cheese rock one and the bribes one.
Also hedgehogs are cute, and now I want one. I read that they do this thing called tubing where they walk around with their head stuck in a tube (for things like toilet paper or paper towels). Here are some videos of them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIhA-hMsuGQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX2NvVhNLzo
I like the cream cheese rock one and the bribes one.Also hedgehogs are cute, and now I want one. I read that they do this thing called tubing where they walk around with their head stuck in a tube (for things like toilet paper or paper towels). Here are some videos of them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIhA-hMsuGQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX2NvVhNLzo
Man hedgehogs suck. These videos just reinforce that impression of mine. They may be cute, but man they suck. It is a complete mystery to me how they can manage to be such a successful species. They can't run fast, they just waddle forward like a pregnant woman. They curl into a ball, conveniently stopping so as to not miss the car tire. Their spikes aren't really sharp, so they can't even impale predators like a boss... Maybe they just taste really bad.
Cutest land animal alive! 
At least, mature Puppies still beat it...
At least, mature Puppies still beat it...They can't run fast
GOTTA GO FAST!
GOTTA GO FAST!
Protip: Everything cute is Evil.
Evil? That was adorable!
Evil? That was adorable!
