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Quick Question

March 6th 2013, 06:32 AM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
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What happened to duckingbulls and who was he anyway.

Also another quick question why must some of my serious like things get banned like that poem.
March 6th 2013, 09:26 AM
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zeus
Peasant They/Them
Great vengeance and furious anger, with a smile. 
Your poem sucked.
March 6th 2013, 10:13 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
It was terrible, and you should feel terrible, because I feel terrible after reading it.
March 6th 2013, 10:37 AM
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Sorry Dack, but you have the bad tendency of being a nuisance. You post something inane/pointless/borderline offensive, and keep insisting people pay attention to it. It gets increasingly wearisome thread after thread.
March 6th 2013, 10:40 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Not to mention that being such a nuisance is one of the reasons you were banned from WH.
March 6th 2013, 03:15 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Why do I come here again? With all my work being rejected. Then again mabye so I can try to make my Dmod and be a little helpful.

Edit: When am I borderline offensive and what does that mean. Also how did my poem suck, it rhymed and involved Ms.Dink.
March 7th 2013, 03:21 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Granted involving msdink gains some points, however the overall Dackiness of the poem gave you minus a gazzilion points so....

Edit: saying "when am i borderline offensive and what does that mean?" is borderline offensive... To the english language... which is what you offend in a borderline fashion 99.9% of the time.
March 7th 2013, 05:28 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
msdink is getting tired of being dragged into every dack conversation and invariably discussed in a sexual manner so i appreciate that its deleted... I find it very tiresome ... just sayin...
March 7th 2013, 05:33 AM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
At least the prepubescent boy finds you sexually interesting. That has to count for something, right?
March 7th 2013, 05:38 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
lol oh yes baby sooo excited Rolls eyes I AM 97 remember This you know heh
March 7th 2013, 11:23 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Dack is dacked and should dacking get dacking off before he dacks the whole dacking non-Dacks up and force-dacks them to dack Dack up, as a dacking vengeance.
March 7th 2013, 11:55 AM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
1. what does borderline mean

2. I only mentioned Ms.Dink's horrible imaginary dress.
March 7th 2013, 12:51 PM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Oh, Dack.
March 7th 2013, 06:11 PM
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what does borderline mean

It means almost but not quite.
March 7th 2013, 06:49 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
So I write stuff that is almost stupid but not quite it. Also thank you Andy
March 7th 2013, 07:27 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
No, I think the general consensus is that your posts are borderline intelligent.
March 7th 2013, 07:30 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
so your saying I'm almost intelligent, but am not. Jerk, you deserve Robj the Cookie Sadist to come to your house.
March 7th 2013, 08:00 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
THEN WE SHALL HAVE TEA AND SCONES! (Me and Robj, not you.)
March 7th 2013, 09:02 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I shall come anyway since I want scones, not tea unless it's arizona. Rob with torture your cookies.

Edit: Can I try to make another poem and have you guys rate it.

Edit2: Can I write a story instead of a poem, it won't involve anyone here hopefully.
March 7th 2013, 09:24 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
To late..Preview time........

Death at Six,a Sword Story rertold by Dack,

Twas a cold night at the stables were a young stable hand Figic was switching the hay for the extra horses. He was almost finished with his horse, marlen, but then he heard a voice. He went to go investigate and saw a bandit holding a sword to a nobleman. Figic listened in to the conversation and heard the bandit say," You give us fifty thousand gold or your life". Figic then slapped one of the horses and got them to ram the bandit making his blade fling into his heart. Figic then went to the nobleman to see him dying and he said with his last breath," Tell the king, about the traitors"..........
March 7th 2013, 11:18 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Dack... Ever considered doing somthing with your life?
March 7th 2013, 11:21 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
There once was a man from Madras, whose balls were made out of brass. When he'd bang 'em together, they'd play stormy weather, and lightning would shoot from his ass!
March 8th 2013, 12:04 AM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
@Zeddex, why must you hate everything I do.
March 8th 2013, 04:27 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
I never said anything of the sort dear fellow! Sit down and indulge in some crumpets and tea old chap!

And its Zeddexx.... Or Zed..... Not Zeddex
March 8th 2013, 06:47 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Dackfight - a guide to being a writer:
1.) Read Shakespeare, Tolstoy, Dumas, Nabokov, Miguel Cervantes, the Grimm Brothers, Hans Christian Andersen, Edgar Allen Poe and Jack London.
2.) Memorize their combined vocabulary.
3.) Write a novel merging all their styles and techniques.
4.) Profit.
March 8th 2013, 11:20 AM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
1. Zeddexx, you are always doubting everything I do
2. Schnapper, I would like to have my own technique not a combination of one, and I though EAP was a horror author
March 8th 2013, 06:59 PM
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To answer your very first question, it was Absolution.
March 8th 2013, 07:36 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Thank you Dinkulum for the first answer that I requested, then what happened to abs. Also do you like my tag.
March 8th 2013, 07:48 PM
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Yes. And he got banned. Then he figured out how to come back. Then he got bored and stopped posting for the most part.
March 8th 2013, 08:07 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
He got bored because no one payed attention to him.
March 8th 2013, 09:45 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I always pay attention to him since to me it's funny, and I get some training.
March 8th 2013, 09:54 PM
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Pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
It.

As instructed by your tagline.
March 8th 2013, 10:05 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I meant faster then you can say Offtrack and if people posted faster it would be a true statement.
March 9th 2013, 03:41 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
*doubts this thing dack is doing*