Quick Question
What happened to duckingbulls and who was he anyway.
Also another quick question why must some of my serious like things get banned like that poem.
Also another quick question why must some of my serious like things get banned like that poem.
Your poem sucked.
It was terrible, and you should feel terrible, because I feel terrible after reading it.
Sorry Dack, but you have the bad tendency of being a nuisance. You post something inane/pointless/borderline offensive, and keep insisting people pay attention to it. It gets increasingly wearisome thread after thread.
Not to mention that being such a nuisance is one of the reasons you were banned from WH.
Why do I come here again? With all my work being rejected. Then again mabye so I can try to make my Dmod and be a little helpful.
Edit: When am I borderline offensive and what does that mean. Also how did my poem suck, it rhymed and involved Ms.Dink.
Edit: When am I borderline offensive and what does that mean. Also how did my poem suck, it rhymed and involved Ms.Dink.
Granted involving msdink gains some points, however the overall Dackiness of the poem gave you minus a gazzilion points so....
Edit: saying "when am i borderline offensive and what does that mean?" is borderline offensive... To the english language... which is what you offend in a borderline fashion 99.9% of the time.
Edit: saying "when am i borderline offensive and what does that mean?" is borderline offensive... To the english language... which is what you offend in a borderline fashion 99.9% of the time.
msdink is getting tired of being dragged into every dack conversation and invariably discussed in a sexual manner so i appreciate that its deleted... I find it very tiresome ... just sayin...
At least the prepubescent boy finds you sexually interesting. That has to count for something, right?
lol oh yes baby sooo excited Rolls eyes I AM 97 remember This you know heh
Dack is dacked and should dacking get dacking off before he dacks the whole dacking non-Dacks up and force-dacks them to dack Dack up, as a dacking vengeance.
1. what does borderline mean
2. I only mentioned Ms.Dink's horrible imaginary dress.
2. I only mentioned Ms.Dink's horrible imaginary dress.
So I write stuff that is almost stupid but not quite it. Also thank you Andy
No, I think the general consensus is that your posts are borderline intelligent.
so your saying I'm almost intelligent, but am not. Jerk, you deserve Robj the Cookie Sadist to come to your house.
THEN WE SHALL HAVE TEA AND SCONES! (Me and Robj, not you.)
I shall come anyway since I want scones, not tea unless it's arizona. Rob with torture your cookies.
Edit: Can I try to make another poem and have you guys rate it.
Edit2: Can I write a story instead of a poem, it won't involve anyone here hopefully.
Edit: Can I try to make another poem and have you guys rate it.
Edit2: Can I write a story instead of a poem, it won't involve anyone here hopefully.
To late..Preview time........
Death at Six,a Sword Story rertold by Dack,
Twas a cold night at the stables were a young stable hand Figic was switching the hay for the extra horses. He was almost finished with his horse, marlen, but then he heard a voice. He went to go investigate and saw a bandit holding a sword to a nobleman. Figic listened in to the conversation and heard the bandit say," You give us fifty thousand gold or your life". Figic then slapped one of the horses and got them to ram the bandit making his blade fling into his heart. Figic then went to the nobleman to see him dying and he said with his last breath," Tell the king, about the traitors"..........
Death at Six,a Sword Story rertold by Dack,
Twas a cold night at the stables were a young stable hand Figic was switching the hay for the extra horses. He was almost finished with his horse, marlen, but then he heard a voice. He went to go investigate and saw a bandit holding a sword to a nobleman. Figic listened in to the conversation and heard the bandit say," You give us fifty thousand gold or your life". Figic then slapped one of the horses and got them to ram the bandit making his blade fling into his heart. Figic then went to the nobleman to see him dying and he said with his last breath," Tell the king, about the traitors"..........
Dack... Ever considered doing somthing with your life?
There once was a man from Madras, whose balls were made out of brass. When he'd bang 'em together, they'd play stormy weather, and lightning would shoot from his ass!
@Zeddex, why must you hate everything I do.
I never said anything of the sort dear fellow! Sit down and indulge in some crumpets and tea old chap!
And its Zeddexx.... Or Zed..... Not Zeddex
And its Zeddexx.... Or Zed..... Not Zeddex
Dackfight - a guide to being a writer:
1.) Read Shakespeare, Tolstoy, Dumas, Nabokov, Miguel Cervantes, the Grimm Brothers, Hans Christian Andersen, Edgar Allen Poe and Jack London.
2.) Memorize their combined vocabulary.
3.) Write a novel merging all their styles and techniques.
4.) Profit.
1.) Read Shakespeare, Tolstoy, Dumas, Nabokov, Miguel Cervantes, the Grimm Brothers, Hans Christian Andersen, Edgar Allen Poe and Jack London.
2.) Memorize their combined vocabulary.
3.) Write a novel merging all their styles and techniques.
4.) Profit.
1. Zeddexx, you are always doubting everything I do
2. Schnapper, I would like to have my own technique not a combination of one, and I though EAP was a horror author
2. Schnapper, I would like to have my own technique not a combination of one, and I though EAP was a horror author
Thank you Dinkulum for the first answer that I requested, then what happened to abs. Also do you like my tag.
Yes. And he got banned. Then he figured out how to come back. Then he got bored and stopped posting for the most part.
He got bored because no one payed attention to him.
I always pay attention to him since to me it's funny, and I get some training.
I meant faster then you can say Offtrack and if people posted faster it would be a true statement.