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My Work Output is Atrocious

September 15th 2012, 09:43 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
There used to be a time when I could complete a full game. Granted, they sucked, but they were completed. Here's a list of games I've cancelled:

DMODS -
Dink's Quest in the Icelands: Cancelled
Smallwood-Man!: Cancelled
Every Other DMOD I ever Announced: Never Even Started - They Were All Lies

RPGs -

4 Orbs: Cancelled
Chaos Wrath 3: Elemental Apocalypse: Cancelled
Darkness Among Paradise: Cancelled
The Great DN Uprising: Cancelled
The Doom of the Idiots: Cancelled
Game: The Quest: Cancelled
Thomas Mystery Dungeon: Thomas Team: Cancelled
The Adventures of Prince Creamy and Pals: Cancelled
The Race: Cancelled
Rise of the Lich King: Cancelled
The Calling Sword: Cancelled
Toast of Doom 2: The Dawn of a New Era: Cancelled
Tom's Quest 2: PLATINUM: Cancelled
Tom's Quest 3: PLATINUM: Cancelled
The Scrolls of Torah: The Quest Begins: Cancelled
Legacy of Panthia: Cancelled

Don't I suck?
September 15th 2012, 10:03 PM
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leprochaun
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Why do you give up on them?
September 15th 2012, 10:14 PM
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DackFight
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I would like to play those so do them or no bannanas
September 16th 2012, 06:10 AM
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Quiztis
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Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
haha
September 16th 2012, 08:20 AM
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Marpro
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Some people are just attention whores by nature.
September 16th 2012, 01:09 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Yes, posting a list and starting a discussion about work output is attention seeking isn't it?

How?
September 16th 2012, 02:36 PM
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Marpro
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Don't get me wrong - the thread is just fine.

- I have this awesome idea for a game!

*announces on a forum*

- The game is 1% completed!!

*abandoned the next week*

- I have this awesome idea for a game!

*announces on a forum*

- The game is 1% completed!!

*abandoned the next week
*


And so on...
September 16th 2012, 02:42 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
That's pretty much how it is.
September 16th 2012, 02:54 PM
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Skull
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Don't forget that game which was 2% completed!
September 16th 2012, 02:55 PM
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Absolution
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The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Which was that?
September 16th 2012, 03:00 PM
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Skull
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Jesus Island, where Bornfree did the other percent.
September 16th 2012, 03:04 PM
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bornfree15
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Eyevan 
jesus island will not be abandoned just yet.
September 16th 2012, 03:07 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Keyword being yet.
September 17th 2012, 11:12 AM
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Paul
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Perhaps you just need to start smaller projects.
September 17th 2012, 05:45 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
The thing is, my most recent game was Toast of Doom and it was fairly long.
September 17th 2012, 08:58 PM
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You do suck, and it's probably a good thing these abominations never saw the light of day.

Also though, there's nothing unusual about starting a lot of projects and abandoning most of them before they get very far at all. Most people just don't bother to announce all of that in public (which Marpro was getting at).

If there's anything that can help, it's doing the groundwork better (having the story roughly drafted out, the places the game is going to take place in, etc), as well as being critical about your own ideas. If you find yourself working on something called "Jesus Island", that means you've failed.
September 17th 2012, 09:05 PM
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leprochaun
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If you find yourself working on something called "Jesus Island", that means you've failed.

Hey Zeus Island sounds pretty cool.
September 17th 2012, 09:16 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
If you find yourself working on something called "Jesus Island", that means you've failed.

Shame. We already have planned out the locations and storyline. Looks like you're just throwing around words to try and insult.
September 17th 2012, 09:44 PM
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DackFight
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so something involving Jesus is a failure I think we have something a little bad around here so I might leave for a day
September 18th 2012, 02:12 AM
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KrisKnox
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I enjoy pizza. *Gives everyone a slice of bacon pizza.*
Unless you're Jewish, then you can have this Kosher pizza that I don't know what is in it.
September 18th 2012, 02:36 AM
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I didn't mean my post totally seriously, probably could have worded that better... I just can't see how you could've ever thought "Jesus Island" sounds like a good name, or a good premise. It's the same deal with a lot of your other stuff, like you intentionally set out to create complete bullshoot.

That's not to say a dmod with a stupid name can't be good, but it doesn't surprise me if things called "Jesus Island", "The Doom of the Idiots" or "The Adventures of Prince Creamy and Pals" never get finished. ;/
September 18th 2012, 05:31 AM
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Skull
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Scratcher, are you seriously bothering to explain him? He knows exactly what you meant, he just wants to be a troll. Although you probably know this too.

And I really doubt most of those games are even real projects he has worked on. Sounds kinda made-up to me.

EDIT: Although I must disagree with you about the names though. There are many great D-Mods out there with kinda silly names. Some D-Mods I'd never expect to be Epics because of their name: Apex, FIAT, Quest for Dorinthia, Scourger, Secret of Parizaya, World of DinkC.
September 18th 2012, 06:36 AM
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DackFight
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well I may have wanted to say it since it was just obvius ti me and I coulnd'nt say it with it in my mind
September 18th 2012, 07:04 AM
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Kyle
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Some D-Mods I'd never expect to be Epics because of their name: Apex

Apex sounds pretty epic to me
September 18th 2012, 11:29 AM
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I liked Smallwood-Man.
September 18th 2012, 12:21 PM
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leprochaun
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Apex sounds pretty epic to me

As it should. Apex basically means, better than the rest. An apex predator is one that hunts, but is not hunted. Apex better sound epic.
September 18th 2012, 12:44 PM
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Skull
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Meh... still doesn't sound that epic to me.
September 18th 2012, 12:45 PM
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leprochaun
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It's like the God among species.
September 18th 2012, 09:54 PM
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pillbug
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Love! True love! 
You did not just say that about AoPCaP.
September 19th 2012, 12:06 AM
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KrisKnox
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YAY! I have no idea what I'm happy about!