Bonjour
Well, just to introduce myself. I've been playing Dink for about seven years, discovered this website about four years ago, posted rarely under the ghost name 'tooth', and finally decided to join. Don't know why it took me so long, but meh...
*reads Bonjour in the title*
Salut, Quoi de neuf ? Welcome to Le Royaume de Dink, don't be a la vache, S'il vous plaƮt.
Salut, Quoi de neuf ? Welcome to Le Royaume de Dink, don't be a la vache, S'il vous plaƮt.

Don't be a cow? ...
And glad you decided to join! I remember the ghost tooth posts
And glad you decided to join! I remember the ghost tooth posts

Yaaay! I always wondered why you didn't have an account. I'm glad you got one.

Welcome to the most useless board in existence. Prepare yourself for a long void of nothingness.
Really? Then why are you still here? And it is not so boring. Five new dmods have been released in last few weeks.
No other forum exists where I can be a prick and get away with it.

You want the tooth? YOU WANT THE TOOTH!? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!!
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah....
HIYA!! Welcome to the dink network my friend!
You are now stuck here forever, and you may never leave. For any reason.
Not even death.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah....
HIYA!! Welcome to the dink network my friend!

You are now stuck here forever, and you may never leave. For any reason.
Not even death.
Hello and welcome. Hope you enjoy your stay here. Be sure to ignore Punisher and Absolution and you can have a pretty good time here.

You should have named yourself CocoTooth. That definitely sounds like a badass name.
Welcome.
Welcome.

yeah why change your nic i liked tooth for a name hehe how did u come about the other?
Tooth was nice, but I'm currently in France, and I've tried coco flavoured yogurt (or yoghurt). As for cacao, I like dark chocolate (along with few other dark things), and France is just a right place for chocolate freaks. Maybe I'll change my name later... or my avatar... or my gender...
Whatever you do, we will support you

Yay! Crazy chocolate!
Welcome to the forum. I'm the resident mind-duck. (There is a hilarious swear filter, as you are most likely aware of.)
I hope you have fun here.
Welcome to the forum. I'm the resident mind-duck. (There is a hilarious swear filter, as you are most likely aware of.)
I hope you have fun here.
It would be nice to have a name changing feature. Of course, we'd still have to know who it is. Maybe like...
Absolution@StupidTroll
or...
StupidTroll@Absolution
I just totally ripped off handles from Cryptic.
Absolution@StupidTroll
or...
StupidTroll@Absolution
I just totally ripped off handles from Cryptic.
Well it's nice to have a new duck to kill here. I better get Dink.