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New species of snake like things discovered

August 10th 2012, 11:32 AM
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ForumLurker
Peasant He/Him United States
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese 
Kinda NSFW, due to the "blind snake" looking alot like a certain body part, six of these weird things were found at the bottom of a river-bed in Brazil, they may be closely related to salamanders and have instantly become the subject of phallus jokes.
August 10th 2012, 11:44 AM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
The Mushroom will be glad to give up the burden.
August 10th 2012, 01:04 PM
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Wow.
August 10th 2012, 03:34 PM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Haha!
August 10th 2012, 09:12 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
O
I
D

What in the world is that?
August 11th 2012, 05:29 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
How would YOU feel if YOU looked like a rod and people were laughing at YOU?!

EDIT: Dangit, owned by the swear filter!
August 11th 2012, 05:34 AM
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Harshit
Peasant He/Him India
Milderr!! 4: Return of the Legend 
not that it can see or hear ppl laughing

it can only feel its burrow from the inside
August 11th 2012, 05:36 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
New species discovered: The trouser snake.

Actually I think these kind of animals are fascinating. A bit like the olms I saw on holiday.
August 11th 2012, 05:51 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Too bad it can't be the One-eyed Wonder Worm. Well, if it looks like it, I guess it could...
August 11th 2012, 02:49 PM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
Am I the only one who is completely disgusted that we aren't shown the whole snake, like the tail?

We've all been fooled.
August 12th 2012, 02:18 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
August 12th 2012, 07:34 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Lol they're cute. No, I'm not fab.
August 12th 2012, 07:46 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
This thread has now been defiled by my presence.
August 13th 2012, 10:26 PM
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Kerrek
Peasant He/Him United States
oao 
As of every thread.
August 13th 2012, 10:46 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Who is the opposite of Skorn? Does that person bless every thread?
August 13th 2012, 10:47 PM
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Kerrek
Peasant He/Him United States
oao 
I do not possess that knowledge.

Maybe that might be MsDink, she seems to make every thread bright.
August 13th 2012, 11:25 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Pfft.

You mean the extraordinarily rare times she ever comes here?
August 13th 2012, 11:52 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
But those are the best times.

MsDink's a real peach. Smooth, yet has little hairs. And although you can't every part, the section you can, is delicious and juicy.
August 14th 2012, 01:21 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
MD plants a motherly kiss on top of Kerrek, Absolution and leppys heads Bless ya all, ya little monsters, hugs u all tight, slaps your bums and slips off into the ether... u made my day today guys, thanks
August 14th 2012, 04:13 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Aww, they're like little tamagotchi pets... better we clean up their poo-poos or they'll cry
August 14th 2012, 10:12 AM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Take me out of that hug. -.-

I was in no way being nice.
August 14th 2012, 10:25 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
nope its yours whether u want it or not so suffer
August 14th 2012, 10:32 AM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
August 14th 2012, 10:52 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
you dropped something there ...
August 14th 2012, 11:05 AM
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Kerrek
Peasant He/Him United States
oao 
Must be that time of the month for Abs. "I wasn't being nice, I hate youu all and you make stupid games"
August 14th 2012, 11:11 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I was about to say he dropped his brain, but then I remembered...
August 15th 2012, 03:58 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
What is the world coming to today when ya cant have a civil conversation about a snake shaped like a bedonkydonk?