The Dink Network

post jokes here
I'll start-
"A prisoner is released form prison.He runs around town screaming "I'm free I'm free".
so a boy turns to him and says "so what I am 4 but I don't go screaming about it"
heh heh heh one of my classics if many people post here then i tell one that makes every one laugh a lot (and also shows who are nuts)

I saw that coming from miles off, but HAH!

That wasn't a very good joke, in my opinion.

I tried sharing a Kabab with a homeless man today. He told me to duck off and buy my own.

That wasn't a very good joke, in my opinion.

I liked it.

I'm tree years old, HAW HAW HAW!

ok why r children in Egypt so confused ?
not telling the answer guess it

Because they're in denial? (In the nile)

funny but not the answer come on people try

Because they're trying to figure out an answer to your question.

This is starting to remind me of Lord Dack's thread where he pulled the same thing not telling us the answer to his riddle.

Yeh but Karen knows the answer lord rack didn't.

Are you suuurrreee..?

...their daddies become mummies?

is that some referance to all the woman being bald and wearing wigs? or... wait... no......... ugh i just confused myself...

and the prize goes to...... PILLBUG....
congrats old pal
u get a free trip to Egypt (when i get a trip then its yours)

Knock knock.

bites...
Whose there...

Land shark.

knock knock
whos there?
granny

knock knock
whos there?
granny

knock knock
whos there?
granny

knock knock
whos there?
granny

knock knock
whos there?
aunt
aunt who?
aunt u glad granny's gone?

Land shark! Swims through water as if it were land!

heh heh heh
knock knock
who's there?
bho!
bho who?
don't be afraid it's just a joke

Knock Knock.

who's There?

Land shark.

No.

no?

Knock knock.

Billygoat.

I used to be addicted to soap.

I've been clean for 5 months now.

....

Necromany, It's not nice to talk about people when their gone and won't have much odds of finding it, but luckily I am like a brickwall to insults.

Also here's my joke, One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.

wat?

Who talked about whom in this thread?

In abs first post, some people started to agree

ok....lets stick to jokes ok

A man enters a bar and asks the barmaid
"do you serve Goans?"
"yes sir i do"
"ok then 1 beer for me and 2 goans for my CROCODILE here."