Your opinion?
Well, this was a joke I just made up. I think some of it could make a good story(I'm a writer too). What do you think?
A person wanted to
commit suicide, but he was
religious so he was afraid
of going to Hell. He
thought for hours for a
way to kill himself without
going to Hell. So, he
decided to ask the Pastour
at the local church. He
went there and said
''Father, I have no reason
to live and want to end my
life. But I don't want to go
to Hell. Is there a way for
me to commit suicide and
still go to heaven, Father?''.
The Pastour stood their
with a demented look in
his eyes and said '' Son,
there is a way. But, it is too
horrible to even mention''.
''Tell me father!'', the man
shouted with a glare in his
eyes. The Pastour finally
told him, that demented
path to salvation was
revealed. It was so horrid
that the man decided to
live. That accursed path to
salvation was. . . . . was
MARRIAGE!
A person wanted to
commit suicide, but he was
religious so he was afraid
of going to Hell. He
thought for hours for a
way to kill himself without
going to Hell. So, he
decided to ask the Pastour
at the local church. He
went there and said
''Father, I have no reason
to live and want to end my
life. But I don't want to go
to Hell. Is there a way for
me to commit suicide and
still go to heaven, Father?''.
The Pastour stood their
with a demented look in
his eyes and said '' Son,
there is a way. But, it is too
horrible to even mention''.
''Tell me father!'', the man
shouted with a glare in his
eyes. The Pastour finally
told him, that demented
path to salvation was
revealed. It was so horrid
that the man decided to
live. That accursed path to
salvation was. . . . . was
MARRIAGE!
but isn't marriage like going to the underworld.also its a good story\riddle.but if its a riddle that would be real hard because my first post
The joke is overused, to say the least. As for readability, it is too informal, too casual for it to be like a story. If you were to write a book in this style, people would get bored easily.
But that's my two cents.
But that's my two cents.
What do you call a thirsty Hydra?
Dehydra.
Dehydra.
What is furless, fangless, and howls at the moon?
Seriosly? This one's probably the easiest, if you were paying attention. The answer is... ME!
so is the answer Dink.He fits the discription hes furless fangless and howls at the moon when hes with that special someone
The answer is... ME!
Ha. I was going to guess you sarcastically.
Ha. I was going to guess you sarcastically.
You would have been right on the money with that one.
Okay...
What starts with 'P', ends with 'orn', and is enjoyed by millions around the globe?
What starts with 'F', ends with 'uck', and usually means excitement?
Okay...
What starts with 'P', ends with 'orn', and is enjoyed by millions around the globe?
What starts with 'F', ends with 'uck', and usually means excitement?
Who is strong and weak,loved and hated,saves and kills.AND is not a god
A guy who needs a haircut Hercules to the rescue - oh wait - that was Donald DUCK!!
Kevin Sorbo is Hercules, which is obviously the answer to LordCrack's riddle.
What is long, fleshy and has a ball sack on either side of it?
^ The thing that's always in your mouth.
Since the opening line of your post is alright, and the others arent, which means that you deliberately use that annoying posting style.