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December 27th 2011, 09:34 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Well, this was a joke I just made up. I think some of it could make a good story(I'm a writer too). What do you think?

A person wanted to
commit suicide, but he was
religious so he was afraid
of going to Hell. He
thought for hours for a
way to kill himself without
going to Hell. So, he
decided to ask the Pastour
at the local church. He
went there and said
''Father, I have no reason
to live and want to end my
life. But I don't want to go
to Hell. Is there a way for
me to commit suicide and
still go to heaven, Father?''.
The Pastour stood their
with a demented look in
his eyes and said '' Son,
there is a way. But, it is too
horrible to even mention''.
''Tell me father!'', the man
shouted with a glare in his
eyes. The Pastour finally
told him, that demented
path to salvation was
revealed. It was so horrid
that the man decided to
live. That accursed path to
salvation was. . . . . was
MARRIAGE!
December 27th 2011, 12:04 PM
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but isn't marriage like going to the underworld.also its a good story\riddle.but if its a riddle that would be real hard because my first post
December 27th 2011, 02:21 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
The joke is overused, to say the least. As for readability, it is too informal, too casual for it to be like a story. If you were to write a book in this style, people would get bored easily.
But that's my two cents.
December 27th 2011, 02:31 PM
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can I have one of those cents
December 27th 2011, 02:32 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
What do you call a thirsty Hydra?

Dehydra.
December 27th 2011, 02:33 PM
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is this a page for riddles now
December 27th 2011, 02:38 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
What is furless, fangless, and howls at the moon?
December 27th 2011, 05:10 PM
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mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
a bonca
December 27th 2011, 05:54 PM
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a slayer
December 27th 2011, 05:59 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Seriosly? This one's probably the easiest, if you were paying attention. The answer is... ME!
December 27th 2011, 06:01 PM
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so is the answer Dink.He fits the discription hes furless fangless and howls at the moon when hes with that special someone
December 27th 2011, 07:19 PM
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The answer is... ME!

Ha. I was going to guess you sarcastically.
December 27th 2011, 08:44 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
You would have been right on the money with that one.

Okay...
What starts with 'P', ends with 'orn', and is enjoyed by millions around the globe?
What starts with 'F', ends with 'uck', and usually means excitement?
December 27th 2011, 08:56 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Popcorn
December 27th 2011, 09:27 PM
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WORDS
December 27th 2011, 09:28 PM
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Who is strong and weak,loved and hated,saves and kills.AND is not a god
December 28th 2011, 04:35 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Kevin Sorbo.
December 28th 2011, 04:47 AM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Who the hell is Kevin Sorbo?
December 28th 2011, 04:49 AM
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It's a guy named Kevin who sobs and boos.
December 28th 2011, 04:56 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
A guy who needs a haircut Hercules to the rescue - oh wait - that was Donald DUCK!!
December 28th 2011, 05:21 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Kevin Sorbo is Hercules, which is obviously the answer to LordCrack's riddle.
December 28th 2011, 06:48 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
What is long, fleshy and has a ball sack on either side of it?
December 28th 2011, 07:21 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
^ The thing that's always in your mouth.
December 28th 2011, 02:03 PM
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the answer to my riddle is a hero
December 29th 2011, 12:00 AM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
Since the opening line of your post is alright, and the others arent, which means that you deliberately use that annoying posting style.
December 29th 2011, 01:38 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
@Godley
Wha??? Are you talking to me? Why should I use that posting style, lol?

EDIT:
The first paragraph was written by me. The rest I copy&pasted from FB(I posted it there first).