The Dink Network

Well, this was a joke I just made up. I think some of it could make a good story(I'm a writer too). What do you think?

A person wanted to
commit suicide, but he was
religious so he was afraid
of going to Hell. He
thought for hours for a
way to kill himself without
going to Hell. So, he
decided to ask the Pastour
at the local church. He
went there and said
''Father, I have no reason
to live and want to end my
life. But I don't want to go
to Hell. Is there a way for
me to commit suicide and
still go to heaven, Father?''.
The Pastour stood their
with a demented look in
his eyes and said '' Son,
there is a way. But, it is too
horrible to even mention''.
''Tell me father!'', the man
shouted with a glare in his
eyes. The Pastour finally
told him, that demented
path to salvation was
revealed. It was so horrid
that the man decided to
live. That accursed path to
salvation was. . . . . was
MARRIAGE!