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Let's play a game!

September 24th 2011, 05:20 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
You have to make up a random,fake fact about the person who posted before you.
RULES:
Modifying comments is strictly forbidden.
You can say anything and by anything I mean ANYTHING!
September 24th 2011, 05:22 AM
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DuckHater is the ugliest git on the planet.
September 24th 2011, 05:27 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
DD farts in jars and then smells it
September 24th 2011, 07:44 AM
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Duck ... hate you.
September 24th 2011, 08:45 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
No need for this sort of thread duck Causes bad feelings.
Son, I am dissappoint!
September 24th 2011, 08:49 AM
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Exactly my point, little one.
September 24th 2011, 08:58 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
September 24th 2011, 11:27 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
You're not making a point, DD. You're immediately starting out by insulting people, taking the exact opposite of the stated goal: keeping it a game by making up fun, silly, non-insulting things about each other.

Seriously, this kind of game is as fun as you make it. Start by throwing crap and it becomes, well, a crapfest.

To keep the actual game going... duckhater likes blankets. And blanks.
September 24th 2011, 11:30 AM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
DaVince is a wonderful artist
September 24th 2011, 11:41 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
You have a fetish for toes
September 24th 2011, 12:12 PM
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Pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
From a very early age, you knew what you wanted to be. You had your heart set, and your mind ready, to become a hermit. Your father, Captain Monies, was a very wealthy man, whose fame and riches were the very things that turned you away from the glamorous lifestyle, and to a more isolated one. Although you despised your first job, you toughed it out, knowing it was only to line your pockets with a bit of money so you could afford a cabin and supplies. On one of your numerous hikes in search of a sufficient place to spend the rest of your life, you discovered one of your own kind. Hermit McBeardybeard, he was called, with crazy eyes and whiskers down to his shabby, pig-scented trousers. You approached his cabin with caution, knowing that, although you intended to follow in their footsteps, hermits had a tendency to strangle you with their beards and kick you in the shins. You hesitantly knocked, three times, on the fading oak door, and awaited the response. Your wait was not long, and the door soon flung open, revealing Hermit McBeardybeard to your for the first time. His eyes wandered this way and that, but eventually settled on your frightened, awestruck face.
With a shouting, rough voice that surprised even you, he said, "IF YOU DON'T HAVE THIN MINT COOKIES LIKE THOSE GIRLY SCOUTS THEN GET OFF MY PROP'TY!"
Although your wits had been scared out of you long ago, your mind was functioning at a high enough level to realize one thing: This was the man you wanted to become, and you would let nothing stop you.

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I'm guessing about 86% of that is accurate?
September 24th 2011, 12:19 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
So this is basically a "flame-that-guy-thread"?
September 24th 2011, 12:29 PM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
@Abs
Technically yes,but it's meant to be fun!
Absolution still wets his bed
September 24th 2011, 12:34 PM
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Pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
I didn't really take it as a "flame-that-guy" thread, I saw it as more of a "make up fun origin stories or off-the-wall facts about that person" thread.
September 24th 2011, 12:39 PM
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He said 'fake fact.' If I flame him, it's a compliment.
Pillbug is not so spiky after all.
September 24th 2011, 12:39 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Dink Doodler is totally nice.
September 24th 2011, 12:44 PM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Absolution is better looking than Robert Pattinson
September 24th 2011, 12:46 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Yes! Woooo!!

Twilight is better than me!
September 24th 2011, 12:47 PM
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I don't really like this thread, sorry. But I'll practise my Japanese a bit:
removed because, well...nah just messing it up
Absolution knows what a Happy Ink Doodler is
September 24th 2011, 12:52 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
I could never guess that, you're right.

But I'm not making another fake fact and Inky.
September 24th 2011, 12:54 PM
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We're supposed to lie about others. That's not right.
Ink Doodler
September 24th 2011, 04:57 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Then how about not lying?

DD has a sense of justice... somewhere. He also seems like an unhappy duck on his profile page!
September 24th 2011, 11:53 PM
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Pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
DaVince is a fine weapons manufacturer of something gross.
September 25th 2011, 02:48 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Pillbug is a crustacian!
September 25th 2011, 09:51 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Duckhater loves a good piece of canard.
September 25th 2011, 01:35 PM
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Robj
Jester He/Him Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
As depicted in his profile picture, Schnapper is a gnome. This was not used as a figurative, metaphoric, or subliminally descriptive image of his mental self, and was not used to depict, or compare any similarity of his behaviour to that of the gnomes in Dink Smallwood, and it's many mods. No... The fact is this - no comparison, metaphor, or depiction is needed, because Schnapper is actually exactly, physically, and mentally, a gnome. In fact, he is the most important gnome of all, he is Martridge. After he disappeared from his Cabin in the woods, to the North-east of Stonebrook, he was captured by me, and now spends his time serving my needs, most of which ends up with him sitting still in my garden for most of the day, keeping watch to make sure no one returns to take the their revenge on me, for the many cookies I stole from them.
September 25th 2011, 01:43 PM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Robj was a boy,much like any other,but with an obsession for......dare I say it.........'cookies'.They like Sirens,control him with their beauty.Because of this obsession a ninja was born,a ninja so vile that he'll steal cookies from a fat man without hesisation!.Yes,you've heard right from fat man!So boys and girls beware of the cookie ninja's!
September 25th 2011, 05:42 PM
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Pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
Inside duckhater's shimmering gold suit of armor is another suit of armor with a dream of becoming a walrus.
September 26th 2011, 03:58 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Pillbug is a huggable plushie pillbug.
*squeeze*
September 26th 2011, 04:47 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Kris likes to wear granny panties.

EDIT: oh... fake facts? woops...
September 27th 2011, 03:54 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
*Glare*

Zeddexx likes to play with mutant baby kittens.
September 27th 2011, 04:19 PM
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darksign13
Peasant He/Him United States
Hungry, Horney, and Helpless... Take me home. 
Kris is in reality a crazed axeman living deep in the woods. Every night he sneaks out among the villages searching for bad little boys and girls who stay out after their curfew. He quietly decapitates them and takes the severed heads back to his vile cabin so that he might feast upon their tender, tasty little eyes.