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Chuck Norris

September 14th 2011, 04:29 PM
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Killersong96
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A horse! A horse! My banana for a horse! 
I heard the name on too much videos on youtube so finally I decided to ask who is?
September 14th 2011, 04:46 PM
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Quiztis
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Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Chucknorrisfacts.com

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead. Everyone should know who Chuck Norris is or you will be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris eventually. Chuck Norris is all that ever was and reigns supreme over everyone and everything in the universe. Chuck Norris can do everything everyone though was impossible. Chuck Norris.
September 14th 2011, 04:57 PM
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Also he's an actor who makes martial arts movies and TV shows.
September 14th 2011, 05:01 PM
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Quiztis
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Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Oh yeah, an actor. He has also counted to infinity. Twice.
September 14th 2011, 05:45 PM
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Tooth
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I've never quite understood why they joke on him. Steven Seagal have even more stupid movies. Chuck at least makes an effort to beat down the opponents, while Steven don't even sweats while fighting. But what the heck, some jokes are cool
September 14th 2011, 05:58 PM
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Marpro
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a product used by all the "cool kids" around the Internet.
September 14th 2011, 06:18 PM
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Quiztis
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Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Check out Chuck Norris on Knowyourmeme.com
September 14th 2011, 06:21 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
He doesn't know who Chuck Norris is? What? Is that even possible?
September 14th 2011, 06:27 PM
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Quiztis
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Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
No, everyone knows who Chuck Norris is. It's written in the laws of nature. This Killersong96 is obviously trolling to get our attention. (joke)
September 14th 2011, 06:28 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
BOMB IRAQ...er, TURKEY!
September 14th 2011, 10:30 PM
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Striker
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Daniel, there are clowns. 
Whoa. Welcome to the Internet circa 5 years ago.
September 15th 2011, 02:34 AM
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Killersong96
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A horse! A horse! My banana for a horse! 
Seriusly I only saw him on Chuck Norris in Oblivion it was good, you should watch it.
September 15th 2011, 06:52 AM
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Kyle
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Chuck Norris is starring in the next Expendables movie, should be good.
September 15th 2011, 06:53 AM
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Skull
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Here's a question: Can Chuck Norris beat himself in a fight?
September 15th 2011, 07:05 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
Oh, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! 
Chuck Norris is a conservative douchebag redneck.
September 15th 2011, 08:31 AM
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Skull
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And you're a male. Just sayin'.
September 15th 2011, 08:36 AM
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SabreTrout
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I truly despite the whole Chuck Norris "thing."

Ugh.
September 15th 2011, 10:16 AM
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Marpro
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Me too. I truly despise it.
September 15th 2011, 10:32 AM
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WTF
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Something's wrong here. Very wrong.
September 15th 2011, 10:53 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
It was funny pretty much up until Chuck Norris actually started talking and then it was just sort of sad.