Chuck Norris
I heard the name on too much videos on youtube so finally I decided to ask who is?
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead. Everyone should know who Chuck Norris is or you will be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris eventually. Chuck Norris is all that ever was and reigns supreme over everyone and everything in the universe. Chuck Norris can do everything everyone though was impossible. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead. Everyone should know who Chuck Norris is or you will be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris eventually. Chuck Norris is all that ever was and reigns supreme over everyone and everything in the universe. Chuck Norris can do everything everyone though was impossible. Chuck Norris.
Also he's an actor who makes martial arts movies and TV shows.
Oh yeah, an actor.
He has also counted to infinity. Twice.

September 14th 2011, 05:45 PM

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I've never quite understood why they joke on him. Steven Seagal have even more stupid movies. Chuck at least makes an effort to beat down the opponents, while Steven don't even sweats while fighting. But what the heck, some jokes are cool

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He doesn't know who Chuck Norris is? What? Is that even possible?
No, everyone knows who Chuck Norris is. It's written in the laws of nature. This Killersong96 is obviously trolling to get our attention.
(joke)

Whoa. Welcome to the Internet circa 5 years ago.

Seriusly I only saw him on Chuck Norris in Oblivion it was good, you should watch it.
Chuck Norris is starring in the next Expendables movie, should be good.
Here's a question: Can Chuck Norris beat himself in a fight?
Chuck Norris is a conservative douchebag redneck.
I truly despite the whole Chuck Norris "thing."
Ugh.
Ugh.