The Dink Network

Let's baaattleee....!!!!!!!

August 26th 2011, 12:21 PM
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DuckHater
Peasant Male India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
We're gonna have a final fantasy battle in this thread.So who's gonna start?
August 26th 2011, 12:23 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Chocobo I choose you!
August 26th 2011, 01:15 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Celes uses the Bahamut Esper. 1000 damage done. Locke uses Seraphim Esper, party gains 10000 HP. Terra uses Fire 3, 900000 damage done.
August 26th 2011, 01:32 PM
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DuckHater
Peasant Male India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
*Dodges attacks and casts silence on everyone*
August 26th 2011, 01:47 PM
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*repeatedly uses Assault Twister and summons Ifrit*
August 26th 2011, 02:58 PM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Uh...

Chocobo, I choose you! Cast... blizzard! Take that ExDeath!
August 26th 2011, 03:28 PM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
*Skull uses the Walt Disney attack! It's super effective!*
August 26th 2011, 08:36 PM
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Predator
Ghost
 
Predator comes in and kills everyone

THE END
August 26th 2011, 08:37 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
/me casts 'revive and protect' on the entire network
(used up all my phoenix down tho )
August 26th 2011, 08:39 PM
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Absolution
Peasant
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
*Krxons casts Perfect Defense and Auto-Life on all members of the DN with accounts and begins casting Apocalypse
August 26th 2011, 11:50 PM
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aww, thanks for the phoenix down MsDink, twas tasty too XD
*pulls out Buster Sword and uses Vital Slash* EAT IT, you!
Sorry if all my posts are from Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerebrus and Dissidia 012. Theyre the FF games I've played.
August 27th 2011, 04:15 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant Male India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
*Beheads all chocobos with gunblade*
August 27th 2011, 04:22 AM
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*uses Rush Assault Level 5*
August 27th 2011, 04:49 AM
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Godley
Peasant
 
What is Final Fantasy?
August 27th 2011, 04:52 AM
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An old series of great games.
Bahamut FURYYYYYY!
August 27th 2011, 05:07 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant Male India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
*Casts berserk on everyone*
August 27th 2011, 05:10 AM
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*uses cura, then levels up through DMW xD*
Who's your favourite Final Fantasy character? Mine are Genesis from Crisis Core(because he's evil I guess, and cowboyish ) and Lightning from XIII.
August 27th 2011, 05:14 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
I know Cloud and Chocobos. Apparently there's a girl named Quistis from FFVIII
August 27th 2011, 05:15 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant Male India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Mines Cloud Strife,cos he's the coolest and the goofiest.I know Quiztis,i've been meaning to ask you that for a long time.And I also thought you were a girl because of that.
August 27th 2011, 05:18 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Heh, well I had no idea there was a character named Quistis back then tbh.
August 27th 2011, 05:22 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant Male India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Where'd you get the name from?
August 27th 2011, 05:26 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
I made it up. Also I created the account long before I became 'active' on the forums in 2005. To send Redink a message.
August 27th 2011, 06:03 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
One thing's for certain. 'Quiztis' is dang hard to prenounce. Even in Finnish. Can't imagine how they do it in English.
August 27th 2011, 06:04 AM
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I can do it easily
August 27th 2011, 06:12 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Well yeah, it's not that hard, but it's not the kind of word I'd want to say out loud every five seconds.
August 27th 2011, 06:14 AM
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Quiztis Quiztis Quiztis
Yes, very difficult to say continuously.
August 27th 2011, 07:03 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
That's cheating. You used your fingers.
August 27th 2011, 07:04 AM
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XD. Yes. Yes I did
August 27th 2011, 07:25 AM
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Predator
Ghost
 
@DD Skull Quiztiz

Stop speaking english and speak your own languages.
August 27th 2011, 07:57 AM
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There's also a Lightning costume for Aya Brea in 3rd Birthday, and Aya costume for lightning in Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy. Just so you know.
August 27th 2011, 08:14 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant Male India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
Let's continue the battle *Uses Hyper potion on self*
August 27th 2011, 08:25 AM
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Thank you. Now... *me equips Gunblade*
August 27th 2011, 08:45 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Heh, I prounounce it Kuistis or Kwistis whatev.

Giant chocobo casts fireball on everyone! HECK YES.
August 27th 2011, 08:47 AM
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*guards against chocobo fireball, then shoots giant chocobo with Gunblade*
Oh, and Zack Fair and Reno are my favourites too.
August 27th 2011, 08:49 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant Male India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
You can play as "Reno"?
August 27th 2011, 08:52 AM
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No, but he's awesome all the same.
August 27th 2011, 08:55 AM
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DuckHater
Peasant Male India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
I agree with you on that. *Steals all of DD's materia while he's distracted*
August 27th 2011, 09:08 AM
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*uses concealed steal materia to steal it all back *
August 27th 2011, 10:02 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
*Casts Quiztis' own name on him to cause confusion*
August 27th 2011, 11:02 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Quiztis is confused!

It hurts itself in its confusion!
August 27th 2011, 11:29 AM
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Being the youngest DMODer is all I've dreamed about. (Kingdom Hearts, Terra reference)
August 30th 2016, 01:40 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Uses brain to blow up Dinkdoodler. Regenerates party's health.
August 30th 2016, 01:43 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
>have a final fantasy battle
>there is pokemon shit
>greentexting outside 4chan
August 30th 2016, 01:45 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Baphomet unharmed by Skurn's puny effort.
August 30th 2016, 02:07 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
Casts 1000 headless ducks
August 30th 2016, 02:08 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Casts 2000 hungry for headless duck dogs.
August 30th 2016, 02:12 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
Casts 3000 hungry for headless duck eating dogs crocodiles
August 30th 2016, 02:13 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Casts 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Crocodile Hunters.
August 30th 2016, 02:19 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
Cast 1000 headless duck-mutating potions, which turns every headless duck into a 20-headed dragon.
The important thing is: this dragons love bananas
August 30th 2016, 02:22 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Summons black hole that sucks the dragon duck things in, grinds it up and sends it to hell or something. Which renders your magic potion useless in the next three turns.
August 30th 2016, 02:25 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
F...DUCK!!
August 30th 2016, 02:26 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Insult ricochets off my shield and flies back at you.
August 30th 2016, 03:45 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Casts LV.1 Death.
Wins.
August 30th 2016, 03:49 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Baphomet is the devil. Immune to all Lvl. 1 death spells.

Baphomet turns all players into george lucas.
August 30th 2016, 04:01 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
pfft. you should know that status magic is usually totally pointless in final fantasy, kris.

what you want is knights of the round.
August 30th 2016, 04:07 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Baphomet casts acid barf and destroys Skurn.
August 30th 2016, 04:37 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
well, that's just silly. name one reason why that would work.

*Grand Cross
August 30th 2016, 04:38 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
For 1 reason.
It will cause you to barf out your guts.

Grand Pentacle.
August 30th 2016, 04:40 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
*White Hole

i hope you know what that means since i don't think a petrified corpse will hear me explain it.
August 30th 2016, 04:41 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
*Uses Time Stop soul coupled with Madragora and Claimh Solais* I AM UNSTOPPABLE.
August 30th 2016, 04:42 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 


UNHOLY FRENZY!
COUNTERACTS TIME STOP!
August 30th 2016, 04:44 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
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I summon an army of giant Malboros to inflict status ailments on you guys, I then cause Disease to affect you guys.

EDIT: Also why don't we take this to a chatroom to make it easier to fight
August 30th 2016, 04:45 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I summon back the ancient SETH to wipe you guys out!
August 30th 2016, 04:46 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
hold up, kris. let me roll a 20-sider to see what you got hit with.

1-4 is poison and slow
4-6 is petrify
6-10 is stop and poison
10-14 is paralysis and poison
14-18 is poison, sap, paralysis and slow
18-20 is death

i don't know exactly how it works. it's just random. here we go...12

you ain't doin anything.

as for the rest of you, dack got hit with poison and slow. baphomet got hit with stop and poison.

better hope that dack can turn the tables quick enough before i end this.
August 30th 2016, 04:47 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Death Belch.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!
That's one thing I'm doin!
August 30th 2016, 04:48 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
@Baphomet, I summon the greatest Esper 'Dink Smallwood' he can kill any ancient in the fight, I also summon Chaos to defend me.
August 30th 2016, 04:48 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
summoning chaos? you can't do that. he ain't serving heroes.
August 30th 2016, 04:49 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I summon the Imperiums Space Marines to route your chaos units!
August 30th 2016, 04:50 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Then I summon Zodiark and all the other espers. I also summon a Moogle army to give me the necessary magic energy to deal with defence and control (And because they're cute).
August 30th 2016, 04:51 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
are you crazy, you can't summon all those in one turn.
August 30th 2016, 04:52 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I summon the all powerful Moogle, Dink Smallwood, Ancient eating, and spell resistant triple cheeked Donkey.
August 30th 2016, 04:52 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I use Haste to try and trick the system, I also have my Moogles use their turns for it.
August 30th 2016, 04:53 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
My donkey ate your moogles which makes the extinct now.

Casts Bon jovi band member rainfall.
August 30th 2016, 04:53 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
moogles.

*Almagest
August 30th 2016, 04:54 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Cast a spell that makes Skurn eat her own shorts!
August 30th 2016, 04:56 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
(Skurn is a guy, he doesn't know his true self though)

I use Kris as a meat shield to save my Moogles, I then have them retreat so they're safe.
August 30th 2016, 04:58 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Oh you B******!
Alright I'll send my army of butt shaped shotgun wielding ducks after your moogles! THEY'RE DOOMED! DOOOOOOOOOOMED!
August 30th 2016, 05:00 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I cast Doom on your army, and then cast slow on them to make sure they can't reach them. I then cast Blind on you to make the fight more interesting.
August 30th 2016, 05:02 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I summon a piano as big as Midguard that paralyses your moogles (The spell cannot be counteracted.) Then crushes your damn moogles!
August 30th 2016, 05:05 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I know the one way to counter such a trick, I quickly go the the piano and play 'Moonlight Sonata' with it the spell becomes weakened. I then let Skurn have control of the piano so he could 'play' with it.
August 30th 2016, 05:05 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i hope you realize that while you were fiddling around with magic far beyond your understanding, i had cast meteor and it is slowly crashing down.

August 30th 2016, 05:06 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Well I better get my ocarina and go do some quests for some pieces of some guy's heart, later guys.
August 30th 2016, 05:07 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
and there goes your last hope.

the rest of you are unable to move and all you can do now is watch in horror as Meteor falls on your world.
August 30th 2016, 05:49 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Dieeeeeee
August 30th 2016, 06:34 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
I hold my hands out and summon the ultimate esper.
IMMUNE TO ALL BUT ONE THING, THE MINI MINOTAUR.
August 30th 2016, 08:59 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I summon the mini minotuar
August 30th 2016, 09:12 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
I trow the only tartar sauce in existence at it. It dies from anaphlyactic shock.
August 30th 2016, 09:25 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i use a magic.
August 30th 2016, 09:32 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I pull out a bigass mega mallet and pound krisknox into the ground of mushy berries and tomato.
August 30th 2016, 10:08 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
I substitute your reality and substitute my own. There is no mallet. Only zuul.
August 30th 2016, 11:08 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I apply the magic kissing snail to krisknox's head. Then pull out the klomp klomp detonation device which will bring utter distruction to all living moogles. Then plunge any known Turk into flop flop reality and cause a defect in the womb bloopers on womb blooper island.
August 30th 2016, 11:19 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
I summon Giygas.
You call for help.
Your call was absorbed by the darkness.
August 30th 2016, 11:20 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I prepare to try 'Abortion' I call Skurn to help as assistant and main doctor, I also take his special surgery tools.

(Also I'm on Kris' side, but prefer to battle any adversary on this field.)
August 30th 2016, 11:21 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
heh. giygas. fighting a background's not so tough when you realize that it's a background.

edit: hey, what a coincidence. i happen to be a birther. here's my credentials.

"Skurn hands you a yellowed and torn up card. The picture has been scratched off and the name doesn't match up either - 'Doctor Skin'. You recoil in surprise and drop the card when you notice in small words, 'Certified Birther, 1132'. This card was awarded hundreds of years ago! There's no way Skurn's birthing methods are acceptable. You look up and notice the good doctor pull out what can only be described as a medieval torture device. Three long, curved blades was bad enough, but this thing was serrated and rusty! Skurn took the tool in hand as one would a pair of scissors and began work on extracting your new child..."
August 30th 2016, 11:24 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I call upon moobisko female Of massive breast to crush the enemy
August 30th 2016, 11:26 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I call upon every straight horny men in the kingdom to deal with the female, they start to delve into a scene that's too adult to discuss here. I then proceed to drag Skurn back to the fight

(What's Moobisko?)
August 30th 2016, 11:27 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
you can't drag me, i have a miracle to perform. let the horny men deal with the female. i have important work to do.
August 30th 2016, 11:32 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 


I call upon every straight horny men in the kingdom to deal with the female, they start to delve into a scene that's too adult to discuss here. I then proceed to drag Skurn back to the fight

(What's Moobisko?)


I'm a straight ho... Hey! Your trying to pit me against my own Army!

Moobisko? I dont know, just some bullshit I guess
August 30th 2016, 11:34 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
your army consists of one girl?

what kind of shitty kingdom are you running here?
August 30th 2016, 11:34 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Well now that the enemy is distracted, everyone attack! Skurn stop licking that lady's...... nevermind. Kris, you know what to do. Toast, go lay in that stick of butter for a while, I'll get back to you soon. Baphomet, just do what Skurn is doing.
August 30th 2016, 11:35 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
but i have to lick, otherwise the carolina won't be lubricated enough to slide the baby out.
August 30th 2016, 11:37 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
To late the Eldar and Necrons have brought me reinforcements! You are all doomed! Bow down to me swine!
August 30th 2016, 11:38 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
multiple necrons!?

oh, i'm out, then. i'm not putting up with grand cross spam. ducking impossible.
August 30th 2016, 11:38 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
The pigs are eating right now, you're going to have to wait a while or just burn down the pig boy's house to prevent it next time.

Skurn get ready to lick Baphomet now that he isn't distracted as much, work on the technique though

EDIT: But Skurn you're the king of Spam, it's in your blood or something
August 30th 2016, 11:40 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
To late my necrons crunched skurn. He, or her or whatever he is, is sqaushed!
August 30th 2016, 11:59 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
oh, no grand cross? he resorted to squashing?

reminds me of the final boss of bravely default - immense power, but resorts to using a hammer punch as its main attack.

because...i dunno. wouldn't you? if you had huge destructive powers, you'd still be punching people, right?
August 31st 2016, 12:06 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
NO! I THEN SWITCH TO SMASHING!!
August 31st 2016, 01:14 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Well I'll just dodge into you and use a sword against you then, it works in Dark Souls, it might work here.
August 31st 2016, 07:20 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
know what else works in dark souls?

*skurn makes the game lag like hell.
*skurn slams a giant weapon a few feet from you
*the hitbox is bad so it one shots you

also 420
August 31st 2016, 08:38 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
za warudo

muda da
August 31st 2016, 09:36 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I turn everyone into hamburgers. THEN I EAT THEM!
August 31st 2016, 09:39 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
*mutates hamburgers to evil cheeseburgers and let them eat Baphomet*
August 31st 2016, 09:48 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I summon 100000 Macdonald customers to devour the burgers. Note: they are invulnerable.
August 31st 2016, 09:52 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
*Casts 20 friendly grandmothers and sees whats happening
August 31st 2016, 10:32 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I summon grandmother eating turnips to devour your grannys!
August 31st 2016, 10:51 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I open bingo for senior citizens at 8. That distracts the grandmothers. I serve turnips for dinner as well. I throw sand in Baphomet's eyes.
August 31st 2016, 10:55 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I'M BLIND!

I blindly swing at Dackfight with my fist and hit myself in the face.
August 31st 2016, 10:56 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
Set luck of senior citizens to 0, so they won't win.
They are angry and want to kill DackFight.
August 31st 2016, 10:58 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
*Blindness has worn off*

I turn every one into morons that are incapable of doing anything.
August 31st 2016, 11:10 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
You can't affect the mind of insane your attack does nothing.

I put the seniors to bed since it's nap time.

I then throw dentures at Baphomet and Ghost.
August 31st 2016, 11:13 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Goody I needed some new dentures. Dentures don't affect ghost for he is a ghost.
Come on ghost lets team up and stomp these mugs!

I lodge a peanut in dackfight's ear.
August 31st 2016, 11:14 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Your peanut does nothing, for there has always been many peanuts stored there, it's just been added to the collection. I have Quiztis give you a Quiz on the DN.
August 31st 2016, 11:16 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I kick dackfight in the balls.
August 31st 2016, 11:18 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
-50 points for dirty fighting. You have to spend the day in a locked room with Skurn and the 'Dildonator' for the day.
August 31st 2016, 11:19 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I break out and kick you in the balls again.
August 31st 2016, 11:21 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
You cat like that is easy, when all you're doing is sending messages from the computer in the room. Now get off that so Skurn can record the video of you and him, afterwards you still need to take the quiz
August 31st 2016, 11:21 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
quiztis don't give people quizzes, he gives them keys. tisses.
August 31st 2016, 11:22 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I shove haklongian mushrooms down your throats!
August 31st 2016, 11:23 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
Your search - haklongian mushroom - did not match any documents.

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August 31st 2016, 11:23 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Well luckily I can eat a pizza now.
August 31st 2016, 11:24 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
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the haklongian mushroom detonates and blows you up!
August 31st 2016, 11:25 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I use mushroom breath on you.
August 31st 2016, 11:27 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I like mushrooms.
*summons mega omelet to smother enemies*
August 31st 2016, 11:28 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Well, luckily we can all have a hearty breakfast
August 31st 2016, 11:31 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
The omelet is poisonous.
August 31st 2016, 11:33 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Well I needed my daily intake of poison anyway, Skurn is too kinky for it to affect him, Kris is not fully human so it might not affect him, everyone else I don't know. I stick your head in Skurn's special toilet.
August 31st 2016, 11:33 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
Skurn is too kinky

hmm, you may be right.
August 31st 2016, 11:35 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I break free from your grip and produce something from my hands.
August 31st 2016, 11:36 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
You probably shouldn't reach into Skurn's special toilet, we don't know what's in there, it might mutate you.
August 31st 2016, 11:38 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Oh? I reach into the toilet with a bucket and splash the polluted water all over you! You then turn into a gnome. NOTE you can't do anything for the next three turns.
August 31st 2016, 11:40 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I don't see how a bucket could even get near the toilet anyway, but I headbutt you in the crotch with my gnome hat.
August 31st 2016, 11:41 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

*Dies*
August 31st 2016, 11:46 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Now that Baphomet is dead, it's time to paint the town blue and deal with Kris to get a wolf pelt.
August 31st 2016, 11:49 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 

I played dead.

I rip off your head and put it in a paint bucket and paint the town with your brains. As for kris I shove the wolf pelt up his butt.
August 31st 2016, 11:51 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
You fall for my trap, I put a banishment circle around your body so you become banished. Plus you might have a hard time with Kris about that. You also have to deal with Skurn still.
August 31st 2016, 11:53 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
You accidentally banished skurn, striker, kris, yeoldetoast with me.
August 31st 2016, 11:54 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Well, now I have the DN all to myself, it's just going to be a little bad with all the organic bread left, someone's going to have to eat it.
August 31st 2016, 11:56 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i don't get how you can banish a being that exists in all time and space.
August 31st 2016, 11:56 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Well, now I have the DN all to myself, it's just going to be a little bad with all the organic bread left, someone's going to have to eat it.

As we're sucked into the banishment portal, I grab your earlobe and pull you in with us. Then we appear on mars.
August 31st 2016, 11:57 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Put up a 'No Baphomet Allowed' sign. And for you, I just have to keep the place clean and keep any old swingers outside with the Jehovah's witnesses.

Edit: I have no earlobes, I gave those to Skurn for a sandwich a long while ago.
August 31st 2016, 12:00 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Then what are you doing standing here with us on mars?
August 31st 2016, 12:00 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I sent a hologram of myself to record the remaining fighting and to cause pain to you guys.
August 31st 2016, 12:01 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
that was the worst sandwich i've ever had the displeasure of feeding to a kangaroo ever.
August 31st 2016, 12:03 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
You're solid dude. Holograms are not solid.
August 31st 2016, 12:03 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
tell that to seto kaiba.
August 31st 2016, 12:03 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I have built a strong hologram, made of jelly and mice
August 31st 2016, 12:05 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I build a rocket ship out of hair from my back, make like a kamikaze pilot and crash it into your puny abode!
August 31st 2016, 12:07 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
You're still banished from here, plus your rocket wouldn't work, Skurn would sabotage and bad back hair.
August 31st 2016, 12:08 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I die in crash.
August 31st 2016, 02:22 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
But DackFight forgot me!!
Spawns a wizard, who destroys the circle.
Everyone, except DackFight is working for me now, because I put something magic on them, which is to complicated to understand.
Laughs about Baphomet, who died in the crash.
August 31st 2016, 02:58 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
*Laughs at ghost because he thinks i died in crash.*

I summon Simeon Klaebe! He'll wipe your asses out.
August 31st 2016, 03:03 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
SIMEON KLAEBE, THE ULTIMATE FUSION OF 2 SIMONS. FISH TITS.
August 31st 2016, 03:04 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Damn right!
August 31st 2016, 04:10 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I Smack Ghost with a pair of fish tits (The one true thing that can touch a ghost) and then throw it in the middle of the guy to distract them. Also I will not describe what Skurn is doing to the titless fish.
August 31st 2016, 04:23 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
just an extra step to cleaning up the fish for my fish store. nothing sinister going on here.
August 31st 2016, 04:30 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
just an extra step to cleaning up the fish for my fish store. nothing sinister going on here.
Except when I come out from behind the register knock you out, take your money,and live in a hidden place where no one can find me and live happily ever after.

The End.

Note: Skurn loses business.
August 31st 2016, 04:37 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
you're just shooting for the stars without realizing that the only rocket you have access to is a dildo.

you'll never defeat me and take my fish money. i am the ocean.
August 31st 2016, 04:38 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Oh yeah? I'm a giant sponge that sops up the ocean.
August 31st 2016, 04:39 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
and therefore, you are a creature under my command.

now, clean my royal sink.
August 31st 2016, 04:41 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Uses mega terd storm on SKURN!
August 31st 2016, 04:42 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
birds have been shitting on me for millions of years. i'm pretty used to it.

0 damage. in fact, the water content of the shit heals me.

+5000 hp.
August 31st 2016, 04:43 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
casts elephant shit storm!
August 31st 2016, 04:44 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
wow, thanks!

+150,000 HP.
August 31st 2016, 04:45 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
storm.

Reduces skurn's hp to nil'.
August 31st 2016, 04:46 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i don't think causing a storm is going to help defeat every water.
August 31st 2016, 04:48 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
s drink 1,000000000000000000000000 gallons of water every second.
August 31st 2016, 04:50 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
they're too small to do that
August 31st 2016, 04:50 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
s are amazing. They do amazing things, and that is one of those amazing things they do.
August 31st 2016, 05:06 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
well, great. i can now either fight them from within or wait to be pissed out.

hmm
August 31st 2016, 09:16 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Wait to be pissed out.
August 31st 2016, 09:43 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
alright, i'll be sure to leave a bunch of harmful shit when i leave.
August 31st 2016, 11:25 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I pass water over your harmful shit which disintegrates it.
August 31st 2016, 11:33 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 

A cat made of blood.
Doesn't really do much, except make you want to pet it, yet not want to touch it.
September 1st 2016, 12:11 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
Touches the cat
September 1st 2016, 12:29 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i'm the ocean again. i swallow baphomet and imprison him in davy jones's locker.
September 1st 2016, 12:33 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
*Throws the bloody cat into the ocean*
September 1st 2016, 10:14 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
*Throws the bloody cat into the ocean*
B.A.S.T.A.R.D!

i'm the ocean again. i swallow baphomet and imprison him in davy jones's locker.

My s drank all the water. Remember?
September 1st 2016, 10:28 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
B.A.S.T.A.R.D!
*Fills up ocean with water, that s can't drink.*
*Throws Baphomet into the ocean*
September 1st 2016, 01:44 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I capture a whale that use as a surf board and then have it eat ghost. Who is then digested and crap out into a volcano.
September 1st 2016, 01:49 PM
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Bluedy
Peasant Male Romania steam bloop
Flyest artist you know 
A wild Bluedy appears on a plane and scatters hunderds of thousands of playing cards all over the area, then dissapears.
September 1st 2016, 01:51 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
CURSE YOU BLUUUUUUUUUEEEEEDYYYYYYYYYYY!
September 1st 2016, 02:25 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
NOOOOO, you've killed my brother! Why?!!
He hasn't done everything!
*Casts lava on Baphomet and his whales and wishes him to hell*
September 1st 2016, 02:45 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I bring forth the ghost of captain Ahab and his great big Moby Dick to take a stand for the whales. I then cause a meteor to crash onto Ghost and pollute his wells with something unimaginable. Afterwards, I bring forth a duck.
September 1st 2016, 02:52 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
A wild Bluedy appears on a plane and scatters hunderds of thousands of playing cards all over the area, then dissapears.

i'm tired of all these motherducking bluedys on this motherducking plane.

haha, wasn't that a great new joke!?

...i had to.
September 1st 2016, 02:55 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
You somehow brought me into the 2nd dimension.
I'm feeling strange....
September 1st 2016, 04:05 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Lava and the wish to hell does not affect me for I'm from hell and lava is my favorite beverage.
September 1st 2016, 04:07 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i am reminded of this thing i came up with long ago called rainbow magma.

i also came up with the blank universe which is a dimension that is entirely white. i guess pretty much just that end of time shit squidward went to and a bunch of voices were saying alone.

i throw a giant beam of water at baphomet to get back on topic and to also destroy him.
September 1st 2016, 04:13 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I summon a bunch of ! s Can devour 1,0000000000000000000000000 people every 2 seconds. They move like the wind. They cannot harm their master (Which is me).
September 1st 2016, 04:16 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
good thing i'm not people. go ahead and blow me, s, i would love for my attacks to be amplified.
September 1st 2016, 04:20 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
they also have ferocious cheese omelet s on the side too.
September 1st 2016, 05:21 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I use my lady friends to distract the cats, the cats and the ladies are entertained. I throw an oil slick underneath Baphomet, quick Skurn get a match.
September 1st 2016, 05:23 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i conjure a watery hand from myself and throw a lit match at the oil.
September 1st 2016, 07:37 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I turn the oil into grape juice. The juice cannot be affected in anyway.
September 1st 2016, 08:44 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I summon a bunch of porn stars to enact the will of the newest title, they use the new grape juice to give them energy. I make sure to even chip in a little money to afford Skurn's strip tease services, I expect to be reimbursed for your treat.
September 1st 2016, 10:05 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I turn all the porn stars into a band of Italians with ice-cream on there heads
September 1st 2016, 11:07 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Well, that's a pretty interesting move, I'll just have to leave you alone for now. Just make sure to keep your dreams to yourself or take it to the other forums you've traversed. If you need, Skurn might have some stuff to help you become really happy. I'll be back when stuff isn't as weird.
September 1st 2016, 11:26 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
*Spawns a 3D-object into the second dimension and I'm set back to the third*
*Shocked by Chaos in normal dimension*
*Spawns a 100000000000000 million miles high headless duck*

September 1st 2016, 11:42 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
did you really suggest that i would have happiness to offer someone?

that's like going to a lion's den and expecting them to welcome you and share their gazelle. here's what i'll give you all.

*Dack is destroyed
*Baphomet is destroyed

pretty good, huh? now watch as i post this comment and end this once and for all.

peen.
September 2nd 2016, 12:05 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
September 1st, 08:44 PM

DackFight

Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I summon a bunch of porn stars to enact the will of the newest title, they use the new grape juice to give them energy. I make sure to even chip in a little money to afford Skurn's strip tease services, I expect to be reimbursed for your treat.


I said that because you didn't say if it was a band of female or male porn stars.
The last thing I want,( or really a thing I don't want at all) is to be raped by a man. Say woman next time.

I summon an army of female porn stars, and I live happily ever after.
September 2nd 2016, 12:12 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i turn the women into glass.
September 2nd 2016, 07:05 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
YOU ASSHOLE!
September 2nd 2016, 12:05 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i set the women statues in my throne room.
September 2nd 2016, 12:16 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I cast a spell on skurn that makes him permanently impotent!
September 2nd 2016, 12:50 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
You're only helping everyone if that actually worked, such spells wouldn't work since he reproduces differently. I summon a monkey.
September 2nd 2016, 12:51 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
What the? I turn you monkey into a pebble.
September 2nd 2016, 12:53 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
You've activated my trap card, I use Mirror Force, it destroys your entire army. I then follow Striker's advice and throw a tomato at you.

"I'd say tomatoes are non-lethal projectile weapons." - Striker
September 2nd 2016, 12:56 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I catch the tomato turn it into the known mammoth of deceit, then have it eat Willie Wonka, lay an egg, then have it spit tobacco at you.
September 2nd 2016, 12:57 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I use Logic, due to Mammoths and dinosaurs being dead for at least 7 years, your attack wouldn't work. I then summon a single celled organism to infect you, I call it Skurnitis, it's fatal.
September 2nd 2016, 01:03 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Ah but I have eaten the magical mushroom of kasrta. Which makes me immune to all organisms, diseases, etc.
September 2nd 2016, 01:18 PM
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scratcher
Bard Male Finland bloop
cigarette bonca 
But unfortunately not to the mighty Karsta, which I proceed to use on Baphomet's poor, tender scalp.
September 2nd 2016, 01:22 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Not compared to the brush made out of POSSUM CLAWS THAT I'M GOING TO USE ON YOUR SCALP!
September 2nd 2016, 01:32 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
But since you've threatened one of the staff, a horde of possums start coming to attack you, when you try to count them, they seem to keep increasing. You should be glad it was a bard you threatened, otherwise your death will be drawn out, be painful, and put on Youtube to raise money for our yearly cupcake bowling event.
September 2nd 2016, 02:10 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Bards, hmmpf! Castrated, musical ba.stards!
I summon an ant.
September 2nd 2016, 05:13 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
a kastra. can you kastrate something with that? sure looks and sounds like you could AND should.

oh it's karsta. it should be kastra.
September 2nd 2016, 11:39 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
The reason for the poor spelling on that word is that I have never have written it or typed it down before.

I summon the amazing rando!
September 2nd 2016, 11:48 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
castrated musical bastards could be a good band to fit in with zoogz rift and his amazing shitheads and 8 inches of throbbing pink jesus.
September 2nd 2016, 11:53 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
You can use it as your band name. I already have a band called The 50 ft. Cocky Bastard
September 6th 2016, 03:42 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I SUMMON YORGAT THE KILLER BANANA!
September 6th 2016, 06:06 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
You fool, since he is a banana, he is weak here, we will eat him and make use of his bananaie flesh. Since you're defenceless, I summon Tagroy, the hippest dude, who can make you into a fool. He sprays you, I then throw a spear into you so you become stuck to the wall while blinded.
September 6th 2016, 07:33 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I summon...
JAMES BROWN!
DAVID BOWIE!
LEMMY KILMEISTER!
AND....

OZZY OSBOURNE!!

They kill all of your pathetic asses and I win the day.

Note: They are immune to everything. Spells , the whole shebang!
September 6th 2016, 07:55 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
I HAVE ASSEMBLED ALL 5 PIECES OF EXODIA. nevermind. i don't know the whole speech and i can't find any dubbed yugioh.

regardless, exodia, obliterate.
September 6th 2016, 10:50 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Well then, I'll throw your pieces of Exodia of a ship, it's to make sure that I don't lose. Hahahaha, I'm the best duellist ever now, you can't beat me because I did that. (Something in Yu-Gi-Oh). I proceed to book performances for the celebrities so they're all to busy earning more money than what Baphomet would ever pay them.
September 7th 2016, 02:10 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
son of a bitch, you used a move directly from the show. luckily i now have a friend named joey who jumps off the ship to save my cards.

i dunno if he actually retrieves the full exodia set, but for the sake of winning, he does.

EXODIA. OBLITERATE!!
September 7th 2016, 02:55 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
I watched the show. He doesn't.
I tap fourteen swamps to play Exquisite Blood, Sanguine Bond, and Crazed Skirge.
Exquisite Blood's effect triggers when my opponent loses life, I gain that much life. Sanguine Bond's effect triggers when I gain life. My opponent loses that much life. Crazed Skirge has Flying and Haste, which means it cannot be blocked unless you have creatures with flying or reach, and it can attack immediately.
It deals two damage to you, kickstarting an endless loop in which I gain life, and you lose life.
Checkmate.
September 7th 2016, 03:21 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
you forgot that i summoned exodia. if magic: the gathering rules work against yugioh rules, it works the other way around.

checkmate.
September 7th 2016, 04:39 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Counterspell.
September 7th 2016, 05:05 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
counterspell.

exodia.
September 7th 2016, 06:01 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Last Word.
I win.
September 7th 2016, 06:45 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
well, luckily it doesn't matter since i used exodia before any of this magic shit.

so. i win.
September 7th 2016, 07:26 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I summon.................................
September 7th 2016, 12:21 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
wow, i scrolled down for 12 hours and i don't even get to know what you're summoning.
September 7th 2016, 12:38 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
You'll never know.........
September 8th 2016, 03:02 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Alright here goes nothin'.

I SUMMON...

ZOMBOR!
September 8th 2016, 03:10 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
cool, a single pixel.
September 8th 2016, 03:24 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
THEN I SUMMON WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!
September 8th 2016, 03:28 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
redink1, we need pages. :c
September 8th 2016, 03:28 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
THAT thing ..... is me in my mutated form.
Summons a big 999-kilo piano over Skurn.
Skurn can't move cause he is so surprised.
September 8th 2016, 03:29 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
*the piano shatters upon hitting me and i stand, completely unmoving.
September 8th 2016, 03:30 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
Uh.... my post is a bit late... ... .. .........
September 8th 2016, 03:33 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
My piano was expensive !
September 8th 2016, 03:41 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I cast a spell on skurn that make him shit himself to death
September 8th 2016, 07:44 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
is this now the longest thread on the pink netowrk
September 8th 2016, 09:19 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I sew skurns mouth shut.
September 11th 2016, 12:29 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I give Skurn laxatives and Position him over Baphomet so that it will rain. I also throw a bee hive at Baphomet so that he's distracted and sticky. I then set a tree on fire afterwards so Smokey the bear comes and sees that Baphomet has honey...
September 11th 2016, 01:42 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I hold and umbrella over my head. As for the bees, they have no affect on me since I am a beekeeper in real life.
September 11th 2016, 03:13 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
this thread is maximum
September 11th 2016, 06:50 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I really livend it up.
September 11th 2016, 07:02 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
this thread is beyond maximum.
September 12th 2016, 07:03 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
I AM beyond maximum
I AM beyond life and death
I AM throwing 20 killer-monkeys at Skurn
I AM beyond life and death
I AM repeating me
September 12th 2016, 04:40 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Beep
September 15th 2016, 02:18 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
*casts an explosion as big as my belly*

Just wait ten seconds

1.... 2..... 3..... 4...... 5.......... 6.............. 7......................
September 15th 2016, 03:01 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Beep
September 15th 2016, 03:34 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
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September 15th 2016, 04:28 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Was that you who tried to post that in the chat room?
September 15th 2016, 04:32 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
yes
September 15th 2016, 04:34 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I still don't get it.
September 15th 2016, 04:34 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
liquid
September 15th 2016, 04:35 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
What kind of liquid?
September 15th 2016, 04:48 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
wet liquid.
September 15th 2016, 04:49 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
what kind of wet liquid?
September 15th 2016, 04:50 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
wet, flowing liquid.
September 15th 2016, 04:51 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
It's urine isn't it?
September 15th 2016, 05:21 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
semen
September 15th 2016, 11:51 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I summon a donkey and kill all of your asses. End of story.
September 16th 2016, 12:02 AM
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justaGhosst
Ghost
 
9...............................................................................
10!!

My explosion destroys the whole world (with the monkeys)
September 16th 2016, 07:12 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I mount Sleipnir and ride to Asgard.
September 16th 2016, 07:19 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
ass guard, the guardian of the rainbow.
September 16th 2016, 07:47 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
*I Flip You Off*
September 16th 2016, 07:51 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
lead me to the promised land, rhino.
September 16th 2016, 08:44 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
???
September 16th 2016, 08:58 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
we can't cross the river without pickles.
September 16th 2016, 09:01 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
wtf?
September 16th 2016, 10:19 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
My new homeplanet is X34RS5DINK98LSD
It's really nice here...
September 16th 2016, 10:48 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I take a dump on JustaGhosts new homeplanet.
September 16th 2016, 03:49 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
*summons a control system on my planet, so I can fly with it through the universe*
*Crashs on Baphomet*
September 16th 2016, 03:51 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
*Shrinks planet to the size of a M&M. Eats it. Then Craps it out into the toilet of lava. Flushes it.*
September 16th 2016, 04:01 PM
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justaGHost
Ghost
 
Can we really call this a let's battle?

C'mon let's make gigantic FIGHT!!11!one!!
*Summons 20 clowns riding on headless ducks with big spears that cause 10000HP damage*
September 16th 2016, 04:12 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I DUCKING HATE CLOWNS!
December 2nd 2016, 11:02 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I build a bomb and blow toast up

=toast =toast dead.