Let's baaattleee....!!!!!!!
We're gonna have a final fantasy battle in this thread.So who's gonna start?
Chocobo I choose you!
Celes uses the Bahamut Esper. 1000 damage done. Locke uses Seraphim Esper, party gains 10000 HP. Terra uses Fire 3, 900000 damage done.
*Dodges attacks and casts silence on everyone*
Uh...
Chocobo, I choose you! Cast... blizzard! Take that ExDeath!
Chocobo, I choose you! Cast... blizzard! Take that ExDeath!
*Skull uses the Walt Disney attack! It's super effective!*
/me casts 'revive and protect' on the entire network 
(used up all my phoenix down tho )
(used up all my phoenix down tho )
*Krxons casts Perfect Defense and Auto-Life on all members of the DN with accounts and begins casting Apocalypse
aww, thanks for the phoenix down MsDink, twas tasty too XD
*pulls out Buster Sword and uses Vital Slash* EAT IT, you!
Sorry if all my posts are from Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerebrus and Dissidia 012. Theyre the FF games I've played.
*pulls out Buster Sword and uses Vital Slash* EAT IT, you!
Sorry if all my posts are from Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerebrus and Dissidia 012. Theyre the FF games I've played.
*Beheads all chocobos with gunblade*
*Casts berserk on everyone*
*uses cura, then levels up through DMW xD*
Who's your favourite Final Fantasy character? Mine are Genesis from Crisis Core(because he's evil I guess, and cowboyish
) and Lightning from XIII.
Who's your favourite Final Fantasy character? Mine are Genesis from Crisis Core(because he's evil I guess, and cowboyish
) and Lightning from XIII.I know Cloud and Chocobos. Apparently there's a girl named Quistis from FFVIII
Mines Cloud Strife,cos he's the coolest and the goofiest.I know Quiztis,i've been meaning to ask you that for a long time.And I also thought you were a girl because of that.
Heh, well I had no idea there was a character named Quistis back then tbh. 
Where'd you get the name from?
I made it up. Also I created the account long before I became 'active' on the forums in 2005. To send Redink a message.
One thing's for certain. 'Quiztis' is dang hard to prenounce. Even in Finnish. Can't imagine how they do it in English.
Well yeah, it's not that hard, but it's not the kind of word I'd want to say out loud every five seconds. 
Quiztis Quiztis Quiztis 
Yes, very difficult to say continuously.
Yes, very difficult to say continuously.
August 27th 2011, 07:25 AM
Predator
@DD Skull Quiztiz
Stop speaking english and speak your own languages.
Stop speaking english and speak your own languages.
There's also a Lightning costume for Aya Brea in 3rd Birthday, and Aya costume for lightning in Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy. Just so you know.
Let's continue the battle *Uses Hyper potion on self*
Heh, I prounounce it Kuistis or Kwistis whatev.
Giant chocobo casts fireball on everyone! HECK YES.
Giant chocobo casts fireball on everyone! HECK YES.
*guards against chocobo fireball, then shoots giant chocobo with Gunblade*
Oh, and Zack Fair and Reno are my favourites too.
Oh, and Zack Fair and Reno are my favourites too.
You can play as "Reno"?
I agree with you on that. *Steals all of DD's materia while he's distracted*
*Casts Quiztis' own name on him to cause confusion*
Quiztis is confused!
It hurts itself in its confusion!
It hurts itself in its confusion!
Being the youngest DMODer is all I've dreamed about. (Kingdom Hearts, Terra reference)
Uses brain to blow up Dinkdoodler. Regenerates party's health.
>have a final fantasy battle
>there is pokemon shit
>greentexting outside 4chan
>there is pokemon shit
>greentexting outside 4chan
August 30th 2016, 02:12 PM
JustaGhost
Casts 3000 hungry for headless duck eating dogs crocodiles
Casts 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Crocodile Hunters.
August 30th 2016, 02:19 PM
JustaGhost
Cast 1000 headless duck-mutating potions, which turns every headless duck into a 20-headed dragon.
The important thing is: this dragons love bananas
The important thing is: this dragons love bananas
Summons black hole that sucks the dragon duck things in, grinds it up and sends it to hell or something. Which renders your magic potion useless in the next three turns.
Insult ricochets off my shield and flies back at you.
Casts LV.1 Death.
Wins.
Wins.
Baphomet is the devil. Immune to all Lvl. 1 death spells.
Baphomet turns all players into george lucas.
Baphomet turns all players into george lucas.
pfft. you should know that status magic is usually totally pointless in final fantasy, kris.
what you want is knights of the round.
what you want is knights of the round.
well, that's just silly. name one reason why that would work.
*Grand Cross
*Grand Cross
For 1 reason.
It will cause you to barf out your guts.
Grand Pentacle.
It will cause you to barf out your guts.
Grand Pentacle.
*White Hole
i hope you know what that means since i don't think a petrified corpse will hear me explain it.
i hope you know what that means since i don't think a petrified corpse will hear me explain it.
*Uses Time Stop soul coupled with Madragora and Claimh Solais* I AM UNSTOPPABLE.
I summon an army of giant Malboros to inflict status ailments on you guys, I then cause Disease to affect you guys.
EDIT: Also why don't we take this to a chatroom to make it easier to fight
EDIT: Also why don't we take this to a chatroom to make it easier to fight
I summon back the ancient SETH to wipe you guys out!
hold up, kris. let me roll a 20-sider to see what you got hit with.
1-4 is poison and slow
4-6 is petrify
6-10 is stop and poison
10-14 is paralysis and poison
14-18 is poison, sap, paralysis and slow
18-20 is death
i don't know exactly how it works. it's just random. here we go...12
you ain't doin anything.
as for the rest of you, dack got hit with poison and slow. baphomet got hit with stop and poison.
better hope that dack can turn the tables quick enough before i end this.
1-4 is poison and slow
4-6 is petrify
6-10 is stop and poison
10-14 is paralysis and poison
14-18 is poison, sap, paralysis and slow
18-20 is death
i don't know exactly how it works. it's just random. here we go...12
you ain't doin anything.
as for the rest of you, dack got hit with poison and slow. baphomet got hit with stop and poison.
better hope that dack can turn the tables quick enough before i end this.
Death Belch.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!
That's one thing I'm doin!
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!
That's one thing I'm doin!
@Baphomet, I summon the greatest Esper 'Dink Smallwood' he can kill any ancient in the fight, I also summon Chaos to defend me.
summoning chaos? you can't do that. he ain't serving heroes.
I summon the Imperiums Space Marines to route your chaos units!
Then I summon Zodiark and all the other espers. I also summon a Moogle army to give me the necessary magic energy to deal with defence and control (And because they're cute).
are you crazy, you can't summon all those in one turn.
I summon the all powerful Moogle, Dink Smallwood, Ancient eating, and spell resistant triple cheeked Donkey.
I use Haste to try and trick the system, I also have my Moogles use their turns for it.
My donkey ate your moogles which makes the extinct now.
Casts Bon jovi band member rainfall.
Casts Bon jovi band member rainfall.
Cast a spell that makes Skurn eat her own shorts!
(Skurn is a guy, he doesn't know his true self though)
I use Kris as a meat shield to save my Moogles, I then have them retreat so they're safe.
I use Kris as a meat shield to save my Moogles, I then have them retreat so they're safe.
Oh you B******!
Alright I'll send my army of butt shaped shotgun wielding ducks after your moogles! THEY'RE DOOMED! DOOOOOOOOOOMED!
Alright I'll send my army of butt shaped shotgun wielding ducks after your moogles! THEY'RE DOOMED! DOOOOOOOOOOMED!
I cast Doom on your army, and then cast slow on them to make sure they can't reach them. I then cast Blind on you to make the fight more interesting.
I summon a piano as big as Midguard that paralyses your moogles (The spell cannot be counteracted.) Then crushes your damn moogles!
I know the one way to counter such a trick, I quickly go the the piano and play 'Moonlight Sonata' with it the spell becomes weakened. I then let Skurn have control of the piano so he could 'play' with it.
i hope you realize that while you were fiddling around with magic far beyond your understanding, i had cast meteor and it is slowly crashing down.
Well I better get my ocarina and go do some quests for some pieces of some guy's heart, later guys.
and there goes your last hope.
the rest of you are unable to move and all you can do now is watch in horror as Meteor falls on your world.
the rest of you are unable to move and all you can do now is watch in horror as Meteor falls on your world.
I hold my hands out and summon the ultimate esper.
IMMUNE TO ALL BUT ONE THING, THE MINI MINOTAUR.
IMMUNE TO ALL BUT ONE THING, THE MINI MINOTAUR.
I trow the only tartar sauce in existence at it. It dies from anaphlyactic shock.
I pull out a bigass mega mallet and pound krisknox into the ground of mushy berries and tomato.
I substitute your reality and substitute my own. There is no mallet. Only zuul.
I apply the magic kissing snail to krisknox's head. Then pull out the klomp klomp detonation device which will bring utter distruction to all living moogles. Then plunge any known Turk into flop flop reality and cause a defect in the womb bloopers on womb blooper island.
I summon Giygas.
You call for help.
Your call was absorbed by the darkness.
You call for help.
Your call was absorbed by the darkness.
I prepare to try 'Abortion' I call Skurn to help as assistant and main doctor, I also take his special surgery tools.
(Also I'm on Kris' side, but prefer to battle any adversary on this field.)
(Also I'm on Kris' side, but prefer to battle any adversary on this field.)
heh. giygas. fighting a background's not so tough when you realize that it's a background.
edit: hey, what a coincidence. i happen to be a birther. here's my credentials.
"Skurn hands you a yellowed and torn up card. The picture has been scratched off and the name doesn't match up either - 'Doctor Skin'. You recoil in surprise and drop the card when you notice in small words, 'Certified Birther, 1132'. This card was awarded hundreds of years ago! There's no way Skurn's birthing methods are acceptable. You look up and notice the good doctor pull out what can only be described as a medieval torture device. Three long, curved blades was bad enough, but this thing was serrated and rusty! Skurn took the tool in hand as one would a pair of scissors and began work on extracting your new child..."
edit: hey, what a coincidence. i happen to be a birther. here's my credentials.
"Skurn hands you a yellowed and torn up card. The picture has been scratched off and the name doesn't match up either - 'Doctor Skin'. You recoil in surprise and drop the card when you notice in small words, 'Certified Birther, 1132'. This card was awarded hundreds of years ago! There's no way Skurn's birthing methods are acceptable. You look up and notice the good doctor pull out what can only be described as a medieval torture device. Three long, curved blades was bad enough, but this thing was serrated and rusty! Skurn took the tool in hand as one would a pair of scissors and began work on extracting your new child..."
I call upon moobisko female Of massive breast to crush the enemy
I call upon every straight horny men in the kingdom to deal with the female, they start to delve into a scene that's too adult to discuss here. I then proceed to drag Skurn back to the fight
(What's Moobisko?)
(What's Moobisko?)
you can't drag me, i have a miracle to perform. let the horny men deal with the female. i have important work to do.
I call upon every straight horny men in the kingdom to deal with the female, they start to delve into a scene that's too adult to discuss here. I then proceed to drag Skurn back to the fight
(What's Moobisko?)
I'm a straight ho... Hey! Your trying to pit me against my own Army!
Moobisko? I dont know, just some bullshit I guess
your army consists of one girl?
what kind of shitty kingdom are you running here?
what kind of shitty kingdom are you running here?
Well now that the enemy is distracted, everyone attack! Skurn stop licking that lady's...... nevermind. Kris, you know what to do. Toast, go lay in that stick of butter for a while, I'll get back to you soon. Baphomet, just do what Skurn is doing.
but i have to lick, otherwise the carolina won't be lubricated enough to slide the baby out.
To late the Eldar and Necrons have brought me reinforcements! You are all doomed! Bow down to me swine!
multiple necrons!?
oh, i'm out, then. i'm not putting up with grand cross spam. ducking impossible.
oh, i'm out, then. i'm not putting up with grand cross spam. ducking impossible.
The pigs are eating right now, you're going to have to wait a while or just burn down the pig boy's house to prevent it next time.
Skurn get ready to lick Baphomet now that he isn't distracted as much, work on the technique though
EDIT: But Skurn you're the king of Spam, it's in your blood or something
Skurn get ready to lick Baphomet now that he isn't distracted as much, work on the technique though
EDIT: But Skurn you're the king of Spam, it's in your blood or something
To late my necrons crunched skurn. He, or her or whatever he is, is sqaushed!
oh, no grand cross? he resorted to squashing?
reminds me of the final boss of bravely default - immense power, but resorts to using a hammer punch as its main attack.
because...i dunno. wouldn't you? if you had huge destructive powers, you'd still be punching people, right?
reminds me of the final boss of bravely default - immense power, but resorts to using a hammer punch as its main attack.
because...i dunno. wouldn't you? if you had huge destructive powers, you'd still be punching people, right?
Well I'll just dodge into you and use a sword against you then, it works in Dark Souls, it might work here.
know what else works in dark souls?
*skurn makes the game lag like hell.
*skurn slams a giant weapon a few feet from you
*the hitbox is bad so it one shots you
also 420
*skurn makes the game lag like hell.
*skurn slams a giant weapon a few feet from you
*the hitbox is bad so it one shots you
also 420
I turn everyone into hamburgers. THEN I EAT THEM!
August 31st 2016, 09:39 AM
JustaGhost
*mutates hamburgers to evil cheeseburgers and let them eat Baphomet*
I summon 100000 Macdonald customers to devour the burgers. Note: they are invulnerable.
August 31st 2016, 09:52 AM
JustaGhost
*Casts 20 friendly grandmothers and sees whats happening
I summon grandmother eating turnips to devour your grannys!
I open bingo for senior citizens at 8. That distracts the grandmothers. I serve turnips for dinner as well. I throw sand in Baphomet's eyes.
I'M BLIND! 
I blindly swing at Dackfight with my fist and hit myself in the face.
I blindly swing at Dackfight with my fist and hit myself in the face.
August 31st 2016, 10:56 AM
JustaGhost
Set luck of senior citizens to 0, so they won't win.
They are angry and want to kill DackFight.
They are angry and want to kill DackFight.
*Blindness has worn off*
I turn every one into morons that are incapable of doing anything.
I turn every one into morons that are incapable of doing anything.
You can't affect the mind of insane your attack does nothing.
I put the seniors to bed since it's nap time.
I then throw dentures at Baphomet and Ghost.
I put the seniors to bed since it's nap time.
I then throw dentures at Baphomet and Ghost.
Goody I needed some new dentures. Dentures don't affect ghost for he is a ghost.
Come on ghost lets team up and stomp these mugs!
I lodge a peanut in dackfight's ear.
Come on ghost lets team up and stomp these mugs!
I lodge a peanut in dackfight's ear.
Your peanut does nothing, for there has always been many peanuts stored there, it's just been added to the collection. I have Quiztis give you a Quiz on the DN.
-50 points for dirty fighting. You have to spend the day in a locked room with Skurn and the 'Dildonator' for the day.
You cat like that is easy, when all you're doing is sending messages from the computer in the room. Now get off that so Skurn can record the video of you and him, afterwards you still need to take the quiz
quiztis don't give people quizzes, he gives them keys. tisses.
I shove haklongian mushrooms down your throats!
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the haklongian mushroom detonates and blows you up!
I use mushroom breath on you.
I like mushrooms.
*summons mega omelet to smother enemies*
*summons mega omelet to smother enemies*
Well, luckily we can all have a hearty breakfast
Well I needed my daily intake of poison anyway, Skurn is too kinky for it to affect him, Kris is not fully human so it might not affect him, everyone else I don't know. I stick your head in Skurn's special toilet.
Skurn is too kinky
hmm, you may be right.
hmm, you may be right.
I break free from your grip and produce something from my hands.
You probably shouldn't reach into Skurn's special toilet, we don't know what's in there, it might mutate you.
Oh? I reach into the toilet with a bucket and splash the polluted water all over you! You then turn into a gnome. NOTE you can't do anything for the next three turns.
I don't see how a bucket could even get near the toilet anyway, but I headbutt you in the crotch with my gnome hat.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
*Dies*
*Dies*
Now that Baphomet is dead, it's time to paint the town blue and deal with Kris to get a wolf pelt.
I played dead.
I rip off your head and put it in a paint bucket and paint the town with your brains. As for kris I shove the wolf pelt up his butt.
You fall for my trap, I put a banishment circle around your body so you become banished. Plus you might have a hard time with Kris about that. You also have to deal with Skurn still.
You accidentally banished skurn, striker, kris, yeoldetoast with me.
Well, now I have the DN all to myself, it's just going to be a little bad with all the organic bread left, someone's going to have to eat it.
i don't get how you can banish a being that exists in all time and space.
Well, now I have the DN all to myself, it's just going to be a little bad with all the organic bread left, someone's going to have to eat it.
As we're sucked into the banishment portal, I grab your earlobe and pull you in with us. Then we appear on mars.
As we're sucked into the banishment portal, I grab your earlobe and pull you in with us. Then we appear on mars.
Put up a 'No Baphomet Allowed' sign. And for you, I just have to keep the place clean and keep any old swingers outside with the Jehovah's witnesses.
Edit: I have no earlobes, I gave those to Skurn for a sandwich a long while ago.
Edit: I have no earlobes, I gave those to Skurn for a sandwich a long while ago.
Then what are you doing standing here with us on mars?
I sent a hologram of myself to record the remaining fighting and to cause pain to you guys.
that was the worst sandwich i've ever had the displeasure of feeding to a kangaroo ever.
I have built a strong hologram, made of jelly and mice
I build a rocket ship out of hair from my back, make like a kamikaze pilot and crash it into your puny abode!
You're still banished from here, plus your rocket wouldn't work, Skurn would sabotage and bad back hair.
August 31st 2016, 02:22 PM
JustaGhost
But DackFight forgot me!!
Spawns a wizard, who destroys the circle.
Everyone, except DackFight is working for me now, because I put something magic on them, which is to complicated to understand.
Laughs about Baphomet, who died in the crash.
Spawns a wizard, who destroys the circle.
Everyone, except DackFight is working for me now, because I put something magic on them, which is to complicated to understand.
Laughs about Baphomet, who died in the crash.
*Laughs at ghost because he thinks i died in crash.*
I summon Simeon Klaebe! He'll wipe your asses out.
I summon Simeon Klaebe! He'll wipe your asses out.
SIMEON KLAEBE, THE ULTIMATE FUSION OF 2 SIMONS. FISH TITS.
I Smack Ghost with a pair of fish tits (The one true thing that can touch a ghost) and then throw it in the middle of the guy to distract them. Also I will not describe what Skurn is doing to the titless fish.
just an extra step to cleaning up the fish for my fish store. nothing sinister going on here.
just an extra step to cleaning up the fish for my fish store. nothing sinister going on here.
Except when I come out from behind the register knock you out, take your money,and live in a hidden place where no one can find me and live happily ever after.
The End.
Note: Skurn loses business.
Except when I come out from behind the register knock you out, take your money,and live in a hidden place where no one can find me and live happily ever after.
The End.
Note: Skurn loses business.
you're just shooting for the stars without realizing that the only rocket you have access to is a dildo.
you'll never defeat me and take my fish money. i am the ocean.
you'll never defeat me and take my fish money. i am the ocean.
Oh yeah? I'm a giant sponge that sops up the ocean.
and therefore, you are a creature under my command.
now, clean my royal sink.
now, clean my royal sink.
birds have been shitting on me for millions of years. i'm pretty used to it.
0 damage. in fact, the water content of the shit heals me.
+5000 hp.
0 damage. in fact, the water content of the shit heals me.
+5000 hp.
i don't think causing a storm is going to help defeat every water.
storm is going to help defeat every water. s drink 1,000000000000000000000000 gallons of water every second. s are amazing. They do amazing things, and that is one of those amazing things they do.well, great. i can now either fight them from within or wait to be pissed out.
hmm
hmm
alright, i'll be sure to leave a bunch of harmful shit when i leave.
I pass water over your harmful shit which disintegrates it.
A cat made of blood.
Doesn't really do much, except make you want to pet it, yet not want to touch it.
i'm the ocean again. i swallow baphomet and imprison him in davy jones's locker.
*Throws the bloody cat into the ocean*
B.A.S.T.A.R.D!
i'm the ocean again. i swallow baphomet and imprison him in davy jones's locker.
My s drank all the water. Remember?
B.A.S.T.A.R.D!
i'm the ocean again. i swallow baphomet and imprison him in davy jones's locker.
My
s drank all the water. Remember?September 1st 2016, 10:28 AM
JustaGhost
B.A.S.T.A.R.D!
*Fills up ocean with water, that s can't drink.*
*Throws Baphomet into the ocean*
*Fills up ocean with water, that
s can't drink.**Throws Baphomet into the ocean*
I capture a whale that use as a surf board and then have it eat ghost. Who is then digested and crap out into a volcano.
A wild Bluedy appears on a plane and scatters hunderds of thousands of playing cards all over the area, then dissapears.
September 1st 2016, 02:25 PM
JustaGhost
NOOOOO, you've killed my brother! Why?!! 
He hasn't done everything!
*Casts lava on Baphomet and his whales and wishes him to hell*
He hasn't done everything!
*Casts lava on Baphomet and his whales and wishes him to hell*
I bring forth the ghost of captain Ahab and his great big Moby Dick to take a stand for the whales. I then cause a meteor to crash onto Ghost and pollute his wells with something unimaginable. Afterwards, I bring forth a duck.
A wild Bluedy appears on a plane and scatters hunderds of thousands of playing cards all over the area, then dissapears.
i'm tired of all these motherducking bluedys on this motherducking plane.
haha, wasn't that a great new joke!?
...i had to.
i'm tired of all these motherducking bluedys on this motherducking plane.
haha, wasn't that a great new joke!?
...i had to.
September 1st 2016, 02:55 PM
JustaGhost
You somehow brought me into the 2nd dimension.
I'm feeling strange....
I'm feeling strange....
Lava and the wish to hell does not affect me for I'm from hell and lava is my favorite beverage.
i am reminded of this thing i came up with long ago called rainbow magma.
i also came up with the blank universe which is a dimension that is entirely white. i guess pretty much just that end of time shit squidward went to and a bunch of voices were saying alone.
i throw a giant beam of water at baphomet to get back on topic and to also destroy him.
i also came up with the blank universe which is a dimension that is entirely white. i guess pretty much just that end of time shit squidward went to and a bunch of voices were saying alone.
i throw a giant beam of water at baphomet to get back on topic and to also destroy him.
I summon a bunch of ! s Can devour 1,0000000000000000000000000 people every 2 seconds. They move like the wind. They cannot harm their master (Which is me).
! s Can devour 1,0000000000000000000000000 people every 2 seconds. They move like the wind. They cannot harm their master (Which is me).good thing i'm not people. go ahead and blow me, s, i would love for my attacks to be amplified.
s, i would love for my attacks to be amplified.they also have ferocious cheese omelet s on the side too.
s on the side too.I use my lady friends to distract the cats, the cats and the ladies are entertained. I throw an oil slick underneath Baphomet, quick Skurn get a match.
i conjure a watery hand from myself and throw a lit match at the oil.
I turn the oil into grape juice. The juice cannot be affected in anyway.
I summon a bunch of porn stars to enact the will of the newest title, they use the new grape juice to give them energy. I make sure to even chip in a little money to afford Skurn's strip tease services, I expect to be reimbursed for your treat.
I turn all the porn stars into a band of Italians with ice-cream on there heads
Well, that's a pretty interesting move, I'll just have to leave you alone for now. Just make sure to keep your dreams to yourself or take it to the other forums you've traversed. If you need, Skurn might have some stuff to help you become really happy. I'll be back when stuff isn't as weird.
September 1st 2016, 11:26 PM
JustaGhost
*Spawns a 3D-object into the second dimension and I'm set back to the third*
*Shocked by Chaos in normal dimension*
*Spawns a 100000000000000 million miles high headless duck*
*Shocked by Chaos in normal dimension*
*Spawns a 100000000000000 million miles high headless duck*
did you really suggest that i would have happiness to offer someone?
that's like going to a lion's den and expecting them to welcome you and share their gazelle. here's what i'll give you all.
*Dack is destroyed
*Baphomet is destroyed
pretty good, huh? now watch as i post this comment and end this once and for all.
peen.
that's like going to a lion's den and expecting them to welcome you and share their gazelle. here's what i'll give you all.
*Dack is destroyed
*Baphomet is destroyed
pretty good, huh? now watch as i post this comment and end this once and for all.
peen.
September 1st, 08:44 PM
DackFight
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I summon a bunch of porn stars to enact the will of the newest title, they use the new grape juice to give them energy. I make sure to even chip in a little money to afford Skurn's strip tease services, I expect to be reimbursed for your treat.
I said that because you didn't say if it was a band of female or male porn stars.
The last thing I want,( or really a thing I don't want at all) is to be raped by a man. Say woman next time.
I summon an army of female porn stars, and I live happily ever after.
DackFight
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I summon a bunch of porn stars to enact the will of the newest title, they use the new grape juice to give them energy. I make sure to even chip in a little money to afford Skurn's strip tease services, I expect to be reimbursed for your treat.
I said that because you didn't say if it was a band of female or male porn stars.
The last thing I want,( or really a thing I don't want at all) is to be raped by a man. Say woman next time.
I summon an army of female porn stars, and I live happily ever after.
i set the women statues in my throne room.
I cast a spell on skurn that makes him permanently impotent!
You're only helping everyone if that actually worked, such spells wouldn't work since he reproduces differently. I summon a monkey.
You've activated my trap card, I use Mirror Force, it destroys your entire army. I then follow Striker's advice and throw a tomato at you.
"I'd say tomatoes are non-lethal projectile weapons." - Striker
"I'd say tomatoes are non-lethal projectile weapons." - Striker
I catch the tomato turn it into the known mammoth of deceit, then have it eat Willie Wonka, lay an egg, then have it spit tobacco at you.
I use Logic, due to Mammoths and dinosaurs being dead for at least 7 years, your attack wouldn't work. I then summon a single celled organism to infect you, I call it Skurnitis, it's fatal.
Ah but I have eaten the magical mushroom of kasrta. Which makes me immune to all organisms, diseases, etc.
But unfortunately not to the mighty Karsta, which I proceed to use on Baphomet's poor, tender scalp.
Not compared to the brush made out of POSSUM CLAWS THAT I'M GOING TO USE ON YOUR SCALP!
But since you've threatened one of the staff, a horde of possums start coming to attack you, when you try to count them, they seem to keep increasing. You should be glad it was a bard you threatened, otherwise your death will be drawn out, be painful, and put on Youtube to raise money for our yearly cupcake bowling event.
Bards, hmmpf! Castrated, musical ba.stards!
I summon an ant.
I summon an ant.
a kastra. can you kastrate something with that? sure looks and sounds like you could AND should.
oh it's karsta. it should be kastra.
oh it's karsta. it should be kastra.
The reason for the poor spelling on that word is that I have never have written it or typed it down before.
I summon the amazing rando!
I summon the amazing rando!
castrated musical bastards could be a good band to fit in with zoogz rift and his amazing shitheads and 8 inches of throbbing pink jesus.
You can use it as your band name. I already have a band called The 50 ft. Cocky Bastard
You fool, since he is a banana, he is weak here, we will eat him and make use of his bananaie flesh. Since you're defenceless, I summon Tagroy, the hippest dude, who can make you into a fool. He sprays you, I then throw a spear into you so you become stuck to the wall while blinded.
I summon...
JAMES BROWN!
DAVID BOWIE!
LEMMY KILMEISTER!
AND....
OZZY OSBOURNE!!
They kill all of your pathetic asses and I win the day.
Note: They are immune to everything. Spells , the whole shebang!
JAMES BROWN!
DAVID BOWIE!
LEMMY KILMEISTER!
AND....
OZZY OSBOURNE!!
They kill all of your pathetic asses and I win the day.
Note: They are immune to everything. Spells , the whole shebang!
I HAVE ASSEMBLED ALL 5 PIECES OF EXODIA. nevermind. i don't know the whole speech and i can't find any dubbed yugioh.
regardless, exodia, obliterate.
regardless, exodia, obliterate.
Well then, I'll throw your pieces of Exodia of a ship, it's to make sure that I don't lose. Hahahaha, I'm the best duellist ever now, you can't beat me because I did that. (Something in Yu-Gi-Oh). I proceed to book performances for the celebrities so they're all to busy earning more money than what Baphomet would ever pay them.
son of a bitch, you used a move directly from the show. luckily i now have a friend named joey who jumps off the ship to save my cards.
i dunno if he actually retrieves the full exodia set, but for the sake of winning, he does.
EXODIA. OBLITERATE!!
i dunno if he actually retrieves the full exodia set, but for the sake of winning, he does.
EXODIA. OBLITERATE!!
I watched the show. He doesn't.
I tap fourteen swamps to play Exquisite Blood, Sanguine Bond, and Crazed Skirge.
Exquisite Blood's effect triggers when my opponent loses life, I gain that much life. Sanguine Bond's effect triggers when I gain life. My opponent loses that much life. Crazed Skirge has Flying and Haste, which means it cannot be blocked unless you have creatures with flying or reach, and it can attack immediately.
It deals two damage to you, kickstarting an endless loop in which I gain life, and you lose life.
Checkmate.
I tap fourteen swamps to play Exquisite Blood, Sanguine Bond, and Crazed Skirge.
Exquisite Blood's effect triggers when my opponent loses life, I gain that much life. Sanguine Bond's effect triggers when I gain life. My opponent loses that much life. Crazed Skirge has Flying and Haste, which means it cannot be blocked unless you have creatures with flying or reach, and it can attack immediately.
It deals two damage to you, kickstarting an endless loop in which I gain life, and you lose life.
Checkmate.
you forgot that i summoned exodia. if magic: the gathering rules work against yugioh rules, it works the other way around.
checkmate.
checkmate.
Counterspell.
Last Word.
I win.
I win.
well, luckily it doesn't matter since i used exodia before any of this magic shit.
so. i win.
so. i win.
wow, i scrolled down for 12 hours and i don't even get to know what you're summoning.
September 8th 2016, 03:28 PM
JustaGhost
THAT thing ..... is me in my mutated form.
Summons a big 999-kilo piano over Skurn.
Skurn can't move cause he is so surprised.
Summons a big 999-kilo piano over Skurn.
Skurn can't move cause he is so surprised.
*the piano shatters upon hitting me and i stand, completely unmoving.
I cast a spell on skurn that make him shit himself to death
is this now the longest thread on the pink netowrk
I give Skurn laxatives and Position him over Baphomet so that it will rain. I also throw a bee hive at Baphomet so that he's distracted and sticky. I then set a tree on fire afterwards so Smokey the bear comes and sees that Baphomet has honey...
I hold and umbrella over my head. As for the bees, they have no affect on me since I am a beekeeper in real life.
this thread is beyond maximum.
September 12th 2016, 07:03 AM
JustaGhost
I AM beyond maximum
I AM beyond life and death
I AM throwing 20 killer-monkeys at Skurn
I AM beyond life and death
I AM repeating me
I AM beyond life and death
I AM throwing 20 killer-monkeys at Skurn
I AM beyond life and death
I AM repeating me
September 15th 2016, 02:18 PM
JustaGhost
*casts an explosion as big as my belly*
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I summon a donkey and kill all of your asses. End of story.
September 16th 2016, 12:02 AM
justaGhosst
9...............................................................................
10!!
My explosion destroys the whole world (with the monkeys)
10!!
My explosion destroys the whole world (with the monkeys)
ass guard, the guardian of the rainbow.
lead me to the promised land, rhino.
we can't cross the river without pickles.
September 16th 2016, 10:19 AM
JustaGhost
My new homeplanet is X34RS5DINK98LSD
It's really nice here...
It's really nice here...
I take a dump on JustaGhosts new homeplanet.
September 16th 2016, 03:49 PM
JustaGhost
*summons a control system on my planet, so I can fly with it through the universe*
*Crashs on Baphomet*
*Crashs on Baphomet*
*Shrinks planet to the size of a M&M. Eats it. Then Craps it out into the toilet of lava. Flushes it.*
September 16th 2016, 04:01 PM
justaGHost
Can we really call this a let's battle?
C'mon let's make gigantic FIGHT!!11!one!!
*Summons 20 clowns riding on headless ducks with big spears that cause 10000HP damage*
C'mon let's make gigantic FIGHT!!11!one!!
*Summons 20 clowns riding on headless ducks with big spears that cause 10000HP damage*
