The Dink Network

I am bored so let's say this first I know that this was zeddex's idea and we are gonna have the same rules as him we each post something relating to what the other person said don't post if there is nothing to say about the subject ok let's start." waking from his bed dink is greeted by a troubling revalation no boose and the only bar is miles away time to make my own."

"What do I have to work with?" he asked himself. "Hmm, grass, pig feed, pigs, ducks, hearts, villagers, pine trees, whatever Mr. SmileStein grows, AlkTree nuts ..."

He went to Mr Smilestei'ns farm and found pillbugs squirming all over it. He thought MR Smilestein grew them so he squashed a few of them and crushed them into a glass of water.

however, pillbugs are not very sugary, so he quickly realised he couldn't make duff with them.

Due to this obvious flaw in the Pillbugs, Dink visited SmileStein to complain.

When he arrived at SmileStein's, Mr.SmileStein was going nuts because he had accidentally put red shirts, and white ducks in the washing machine at the same time, thus turning all the ducks pink.

... And the ducks got decapitated and their heads were somehow sewn together with the red shirts by the washing machine (MARTRIDGE WASHERs &CO) and thus creating THE COOLEST SHIRTS EVER - which Mr.SmileStein then sold and made a fortune.

After making his fortune dink gets antsy and ask for some because only he could behead a duck like he did.

But mr Smilestein, corrupted by the absolute power, Purchased a giant mechanical Pillbug named Vybreytor Rex

Dink looked around, desperately trying to find a bathroom, cause he had to pee.

Remembering his original quest he leaves to find some pine needle for boose but he dosnt so he go's to martiges house

As Dink enters the house, he is shocked to discover Martridge lying on the floor in a pile of giant squid...

Without REalizing Who just entered the room Martridge heads to Attack Dink.

But he trips and falls into a pile of Boncas, Slayers, pig feed sacks, and all sorts of other random stuff, that had mysteriously appeared in there just a few milliseconds ago.

Dink laughs as the slayers smack Martridge in the gut, then screams when they turn on him.

The bloody end. Happy saint Pats day.

"WTF was that" Dink thought. He then realized "Ah, it was just Schnapper's poor attempt to end this story. Nobody cares about that". He then ran away from Martridge's house 250 miles an hour.

And he bumped into king dany's son Mrgantoe who told dink that he needs another beer and takes the awesome one that dink made off screen well gues I have to go to the crazy duck people and ask for beer

As Dink entered Windemere (AKA the town of the crazy duck people) a strange man approached him and revealed that Dink's REAL mother was actually still alive, surviving in a brown Cess-Pit in the DarkLands.

(Not story: Um, how long do we have to wait before we can post another piece of the story? I've just been guessing when I can post so far...)

She was also known as Grendel's mother (not the pathetic angelina jolie version from that crappy movie) and slithered out of the cess-pit of an evening to reap slayer heads for a casual snack

But right before grendals mom was about to strike a stupid man in blue gave dink a side quest he said "dink you have been trusted with the holy task to travel to mount praynor and find the ancient flower of old that once gave milder the power to bend time. Hell no dink said if milder did it I can't remember who died in the Seth boss battle.

(@juggling dink you can post anytime you want I just wait awhile it's your choice)

Suddenly Milder came and killed everyone on-screen, then was killed by a random burst of hellfire/

Dink's mom couldn't stand to see one of her children slain (by someone other than herself), so she revived him using a new trick she learned from Martridge.

To dink surprise he was greeted by farmer Fred and asked him why he never turned his farm back to it's original color dink just replied I was compelled to not finish that d-mod dry caught my intrest better nothing personal master quiztes don't swoop down and shoot hellfire at me.

Just as she had finished martridge burst through the door and proffesed his love for her, then a mushroom fell from the sky and exploded on his head, he died instantly.... the next day....

Dink shot up in his bed, his body covered in a cold sweat. "What the hell?!" He shouted. He closed his eyes and got up...

and saw his mother mutated into a giant pillbug. He screamed, then gasped, then shot up again, drenched in even colder sweat. "What the hell?"

He decided he'd better get up and make some coffee... As he entered the kitchen, he was greeted by a gigantic robotic death-horse! He filled his lungs with air, and screamed a mighty, yet girly, scream. Then he woke up, drenched in ice-cold sweat. "Seriously, what the hell?"

Then he got up and saw he only had his underwear on and everyone in Stonebrook was laughing at him and his skinny legs. He screamed until his face turned blue and woke up drenched in frozen sweat. "Come on, WHAT THE HELL?"

He had decided this HAD to stop! so he took a warm shower to get rid of the sweat, then he went to the front door it was allready open, and outside was milder in a pink dress, cuddling with tal, who was wearing his banana bra.
Dink screamed, then paused. "Crap im not waking up!" milder looked into tal's eyes, tal smiled, they're faces got closer, closer. "Wake up dammit!" dink was getting really scared. closer, closer. Dink pissed himself, but was somehow unable to look away, tals face was inches away from milders, then dink woke up in his room, flooded with water that was -100 degrees celsius. "WHAT THE *beep* *beep* *beep* IS GOIN ON HERE!!???" He screamed as loud as he possibly could.

Martridge then busted through the wall yelling "Finally... Martridge has come back to TERRIS!!" He then told Dink he must go to the Edge of the World cause a giant duck had been bullying the Stone Giants.

However, as Dink was preparing to set off for this noble cause, the strange man from earlier re-appeared. He informed Dink that the giant duck was in fact a servant of the Ancients and as such, was an extremely dangerous adversary. He then dissipated into the air once more, leaving Dink to merely guess at the mysterious man's true identity...

But no time for that have to go and purchase a lightsword but all he found was a regular sword in the lightsword vendors body

He stopped for a moment to consider if he was having another dream. He looked for some screwed up Milder on Tal action, any mutated pillbugs, or anything just plain screwed up, then decided to test his thoughts by touching the edge on his blade. Blood seeped from the slight wound and he let in a sharp intake of air. "Okay, this isn't a dream." He muttered. He then remembered something similar to what was going on at that moment, a story he read based on himself that had actually happened. He shook his head and shuddered, his subconscious mind shouting desperately that the fourth wall was made of glass and that it was easily broken, but he ignored the odd nagging feeling and wondered briefly how he knew who Tal was, then he set on his quest with a pocket full of Alk Tree nuts that had somehow entered his pockets...

In the form of an unreadable wall of text.

That opened up to reveal the ducks fortre..... Um castl...... Um...... Bathtub yeh that's it.

After getting bored with the duck-ing business, he decided to feed the pigs.

"Oink!", said the pigs. One of them appeared to be rather depressed about something...

So the pigs gaily ate him.

Dink then flies into a rage and kills all the remaining pigs.