The Dink Network

NEW RULES FOR THE CARNAGE CONTEST

April 1st 2011, 07:12 PM
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Due to concerns expressed by certain worried parents, the Dink Network staff has decided that the amount of blood and carnage present in the aforementioned contest is simply not acceptable. Here at the Dink Network, we have always strived to uphold and encourage the creativity and freedom of our modders, but some things are just not okay. There are a lot of young children who play Dink, and they might be seriously hurt for life. Think of the children.

Do not worry, though! We are still very much looking forward to your carnage contest entries, just change all blood into either smilies or flowers. Flowery carnage is still carnage, and just as cool- if not more so- than bloody carnage.

Mr. Sparrowhawk, deeply troubled by the impact certain dmods could have on the young ones of the Dink Network, has taken the first steps to ensure that our community is a happier place for Dinkers of all ages to enjoy:

Before (Do NOT click if you are under 21 years old!)
After

Peace!
--scratcher
April 1st 2011, 08:37 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
I'm sorry but are you serous
April 1st 2011, 08:47 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Yes he is - I should have thought about that before I created this contest carnage - maybe I should have suggested "pottage" instead (but thats something you eat and flowerage isnt a word, and smilage just doesnt DO it for me, so..) guess all thats left to say is... sorry guys - the contest is off I totally forgot about all the gulliable little Dinkers out there

I feel suitably chastised *sigh*

...

Edit: OH OH OH a thought - send all your entries straight to msdinky guys before ANY editing and I can still get my fix *coff* *looks out the window...* EVIL GRIN!
April 1st 2011, 11:54 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Hahahaha! I get it, but I won't spoil it for the peons XD
April 2nd 2011, 01:36 AM
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Hehe. Good one, guys! I mean um, ::flowers::
April 2nd 2011, 06:29 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
You're late on the April Fools, Sratchypants. It was yesterday over here.
April 2nd 2011, 07:36 AM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
I'm lucky that I'm developing a D-Mod about rampaging flowers.

April 2nd 2011, 10:36 AM
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JugglingDink
Peasant He/Him United Kingdom
Streetfish 
Ahh, you got me! I'd completely forgotten about April! I probably wouldn't have figured it out for a good while if Skull hadn't pointed it out
April 2nd 2011, 11:07 AM
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Skull
Ghost They/Them
 
Yes, that's just how awesome I am.
April 2nd 2011, 11:13 AM
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hihihi
Ghost They/Them
 
ye, pointing out the obvious is idd awesome.
April 2nd 2011, 11:24 AM
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Skull
Ghost They/Them
 
No it is not! How could thou spread such filthy lies!
April 2nd 2011, 01:08 PM
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Yeah, kinda. I didn't really realize it's April Fools until late in the evening.

I wish I lived in France, so I could stab sabretrouts at peoples' backs.
April 2nd 2011, 02:14 PM
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JugglingDink
Peasant He/Him United Kingdom
Streetfish 
Oh, and unless I'm somehow mistaken, isn't that screenshot from The Savebot Massacre? Man, that was an awesome D-Mod cutscene thing...
April 2nd 2011, 05:15 PM
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merder
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
The Voice in the back of your head! 
New rule? I'm so adding more blood now due to the April fools joke. (If only i saw the thread yesterday )
April 2nd 2011, 05:39 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
I thought it was real caus it was stickyied now it isnt
April 2nd 2011, 05:57 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Hehe - I love The Dink Network