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Have I got Herpes?

December 16th 2010, 09:45 AM
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A few days ago a small cut appeared on the side of my lip. We dismissed it as dry lips and I put lotion on it. Then, 2 days later, it got bigger and hurt more.... tingling sharply ... you know? I put some Vaseline Petroleum Jelly Thingy on it for 2 days and it started to spread and became crusty. It hurt a lot. This morning my dad looked at it and thought it was Herpes. I noticed my tongue was a lotmore wet than usual. I took a bath and scrubbed off the crust. After that my brother forcefully put Aftershave on it even though I thought it would make it worse. It stung. The crust has slightly reappeared in the middle, and there it is. Now it's like that. Is this Herpes? Does anyone know a cure? By the way, before I bathed, the crust burst a bit and blood was exposed but didn't spill out.
December 16th 2010, 10:11 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Sounds like a regular pimple but it could be lip herpes.
December 16th 2010, 11:05 AM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
*sigh*

This isn't the best site for medical advice...
December 16th 2010, 12:03 PM
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Dr Slicer
Ghost They/Them
 
I'm sorry, but it seems that amputation will be necessary. Those lips have got to go!
December 16th 2010, 03:20 PM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
Herpes is for life, man...

Oral Herpes
December 16th 2010, 07:15 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Errr...Yeah. This is the DN; Known by it's complete randomness, but this general question is disgusting as hell and should be treated by a doctor, not us. It's not a medical site.
December 16th 2010, 08:47 PM
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kenji720rs
Peasant He/Him Australia
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For Duck sakes. Why would you post this on The Dink Network? Really.
December 16th 2010, 09:36 PM
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I've read up. It heals in 8-12 days, but can reoccur throughout life in less severe instances. That's OK. And Dr Slicer was funny.
December 17th 2010, 12:21 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Personally, I don't find this question so much spam. If Doodler would have just said "I think I have herpes", that would have been a different thing.
December 17th 2010, 12:54 AM
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Iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
But it's still pointless as non of us have the knowledge to give him advice, at leat not over the internet!
December 17th 2010, 03:14 AM
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Well, I thought that since I'm one of the Network, you might help. It sprouted a few pus-filled thingies in the last few hours, and after that they burst. It's now healing. Thanks for the help.
Why do we all talk about spam so much?
December 17th 2010, 03:45 AM
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Skull
Ghost They/Them
 
Cause it's kinda hard not to considering *certain* posts by *certain* people.
December 17th 2010, 04:14 AM
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DrunkPunk
Peasant She/Her United States
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol. 
Uh...Its definetly contagious. Have you been messing around with a bunch of dirty girls? If it is herpes...that duckin sucks.

EDIT: Haha..it replaced my curse with with duckin..thats too funny.
December 17th 2010, 05:17 AM
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kenji720rs
Peasant He/Him Australia
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This is TheDinkNetwork. Not TheDickNetwork. We shouldn't be discussing STD's here.
December 17th 2010, 05:20 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
HAHAHA! But who to say it was sexually transmitted?
December 17th 2010, 06:21 AM
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*Slaps DrunkPunk* Shame on you!
December 17th 2010, 06:44 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
It may not be TheD*ckNetwork, but we do have TalPorn...
December 18th 2010, 11:28 AM
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ExDeathEVn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
If the internet is for porn, does that mean the real world is for Tal?
December 18th 2010, 04:21 PM
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DrunkPunk
Peasant She/Her United States
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol. 
*Slaps DrunkPunk* Shame on you!

Ow! Geez that hurt, was that necessary?
December 20th 2010, 01:13 PM
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spambot
Ghost They/Them
 
*Slaps DrunkPunk*
December 20th 2010, 10:00 PM
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*Slaps DrunkPunk*
December 20th 2010, 10:08 PM
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Hey ... hey kenji. What's with you and the word dick?
December 21st 2010, 08:33 PM
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kenji720rs
Peasant He/Him Australia
👾~ #беспл 
Nothing, obviously you didn't understand the joke. And I'm not wasting my time explaining it.
December 22nd 2010, 02:31 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Yes, and the best way to treat it is to smear the feces of an infected goat on it.
December 22nd 2010, 05:24 AM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
Yes, and the best way to treat it is to smear the feces of an infected goat on it.

Win.
December 22nd 2010, 05:36 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
*nods* at striker, that one got my vote too... i suggest twice daily for Ohh about 6 months
December 22nd 2010, 06:22 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
I heard chicken worked better...