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I'm scared. It hurts bad.

*cry*

So, how was your day?

If you're unsure about the condition of your pinky toe, please refer to your doctor. Thanks.

*prays to DDC for toe*

Doctor? Doctor who?

Doctor? does that mean I have to pay him?

My toe will heal, with or without the doctor, I assure you.

It's a matter of when not if. It can't really hurt to visit a doctor for something like this in my experience.

Amputate! Haven't you ever noticed how useless the mini-toe is? I strongly recommend the Machine-Girl path of replacing said limb with a mini-gun.

I think that's a GREAT IDEA. One problem though, a machine gun is too big to fit in the place of my pinky-toe.

Maybe one of those baby guns women carry around in their purses in James Bond movies? xD