The Dink Network

Well, I've tried several hundred times to catch the ****ing tumbleweeds, without success. Minus 100 points to the creator for including a pointless, almost impossibly difficult task (a task which just happens to be essential for completing the game). How did anyone even discover that they are catchable? Thank **** I didn't pay money for this ****. Are there people out there who spend hours and hours fooling around with every single object in the game just on the off chance that something might work.(Hmmm - what happens if I try to catch a tumbleweed? Nothing! Let me try another 500 times just in case). To those people, 10 out of 10 for persistence, but you seriously need to get a life.

What can I say, you are hilarious - thanks for the laugh!! I have tears running down my face you crack me up so much. Maybe that's why they put the tumbleweeds in - for our merriment!!

Try pressing space when they get to you... if you still can't catch them - there may be an eye/hand coordination problem and you may need immediate and urgent medical attention (otherwise I don't know how you get your food inside your mouth or chew when its there *gasp* ) and even a cockroach only lasts 9 days without its head, then it dies of starvation - you - well you may last a few days longer but the end is still gunna be the same. You have two choices here - delete Dink from your computer and never look back - or... continue to live at home and have your mother feed you forever
Best of luck to you

Lmao, this was the XD moment of the month (so far at least).

This is without a doubt one of the easiest tasks in the whole game.

Knocks on Skull - err sorry buddy but - well - you don't ACTUALLY have an ar$e to laff off *geesh* You are a'head' of the game tho...

I found it a bit hard at first too... but not that hard

Don't chase after them, stand at the right of the screen and catch them as they come to you. Press space as MsDink said.