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I need a tester to try out something I'm working on, The tester should know some quite complicated scripting and have time to try it both today and later during the process, like in three, four days.

me!

I'm sorry. Looking for someone with dmoding experience.

no me! pick me!

I should be able to. I don't think there's anything too big for me coming up within those days.

Ok, send me an email or add me on msn (linustheboy@hotmail.com).

And close this thread someone?

Okaaaay... But you are wasting a talent!

I doubt it. Try to finish making a D-Mod first.

I'd test if I had the time, or if it involved money, food and/or hot chicks. Let me know if it's any of those.

EE said: "I'd test if I had the time, or if it involved money, food and/or hot chicks"

Someone catch a baby chicken and roast it for EvilEars' benefit...

That's two out of three, where does the financial benefit come in?

No such thing as women (in this case hot chicks) on the internet. It would be a sin to try to put them up for download here.

No hot chicks on the internet?? I wouldn't be so sure if I were you.

You got the wink Skull! She's all yours.

I thought we needed her to trade for EE's mod-testing skills...

I would take her, but she might find my belief in bananas and DDC disturbing.

Oh no no no silly boys...I am not to be "traded" or "taken". I have to be earned

There are no girls on the internet.
Screenshot or it didn't happen.
j/k

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc276/usmilesexy4164/115.jpg
Proof that there are hot chicks on the internet!

Photoshopped, big time. The original pic was obviously a duck on a robot. You just know these things after you photoshop for a long time (though technically I GIMP, but that's beside the point).

Don't be silly! Girls are a commodity that must be traded, or we will end up like a third world country!

GIMP is the only female on the internet. She doesn't charge, and she's also a little dog-face thing. But she's still awesome

EDIT: Image link given a clickable

That's crazy Austalian talk schnapper.

@evilearl/exdeathevn: What is this GIMP you speak of? A one legged prostitute? But really, do you use it to photoshop?

GIMP: Stands for GNU image manipulation program. Made by gnu. You know what I mean if you use linux. It's powerful free and open source.

DP said: "That's crazy Austalian talk schnapper."

Hmmm, yes - definitely an Australian thing, that.

yup...I knew it must have been.

point is, girls don't exist on the internet. All who claim to be are excellent artists and/or child stalkers. So which are you?

What about FBI agents?

Well those are my only two options, huh? I'm certainly not a child stalker...so I guess the former. But I really want to pick option 3 which is a female.

GIMP's name is already explained, but yes, its similar to Photoshop except for being free.

There's an easy way to prove you're female but only one person who can prove it;
Give Tal a call and a visit.

I guess I will leave it a mystery then. Random strangers aren't really my thing.

*Mumbles under breath*
you'd think a picture would be enough proof for people but, geeeeeez...picky,picky,picky. You give them an inch and they wanna take a mile.

Tal.

It's The GIMP, by the way, folks.

it's
tal or nothing

TAL or Facebook

Nah, have the people on Facebook photoshop their pics and lie about their details.

"Have"? Did you mean Half? Or are you seriously asking me to get everyone on FB to make their accounts false identities, because that would be an impossible task for me to do.

Both. Half already are, but I want you to convert the other half.

And to the FBI agent option, those are just people paid to stalk children, so they are essentially legal child stalkers.