The Dink Network

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May 9th 2010, 04:22 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
OK so who here knows how to make money(in real life)fast
about a lot in one month (nothing illegal guys pleas)
May 9th 2010, 04:29 PM
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Gweanar
Peasant Male Netherlands xbox
Current project: D-Mod creator system {80%} compl. 
Hmm not sure how much cash you need, but can always go to a company/store and give them your cv.
May 9th 2010, 04:44 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Weeeeellll.... You could make a Flash version of Dink smallwood, submit it to Newgrounds.com and earn revenue from it. Or you could get what is known as a job.
May 9th 2010, 04:47 PM
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iplaydink
Peasant Male Sweden steam
Hmm.. 
Make a dmod n' sell it to desperate Dinkers!
May 9th 2010, 05:21 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
@iplaydink
i said nothing illegal
@kinnoss
job to young

and please do not involve d-mods

very little
about 100 bucks
May 9th 2010, 05:31 PM
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Iplaydink
Peasant Male Sweden steam
Hmm.. 
Actually, Seth himself has Said that you may sell dmods. Nobody haven't done it yet though.
May 9th 2010, 05:32 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble Male United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Mow lawns, bake cookies, walk dogs.
May 9th 2010, 11:15 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant Male United States
In memory of Skull. 
Well, hellfire is male, so prostitution is out (possibly). Selling drugs is okay as long as it's legal in one of the countries involved with the process, but still risky. What country do you live in? You might be eligible for welfare.

If not, I say you should run for whatever political office is open where you come from. Your behavior here definitely qualifies you.
May 10th 2010, 12:07 AM
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DrunkPunk
Peasant Female United States xbox
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol. 
Possible ideas:
1. Mug random old ladies walking down the street
2. If you still live at home with your parents ask them for allowance. Do some chores to earn it.
3. Sell old video games/systems you don't use anymore.
4. Send me all the money you have right now and I'll flip it for you
May 10th 2010, 01:27 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant Australia steam
discord.gg/Ukugfbh 
Dress up in a police outfit and get a fake moustache. Get a pretend radar gun and flag down cars that are going too fast, but issue small fines like $10 or $20 depending on make and model of car.

After a few tries, you'll have enough.
May 10th 2010, 01:35 AM
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iplaydink
Peasant Male Sweden steam
Hmm.. 
Doesn't sound too legal
May 10th 2010, 10:29 AM
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EvilEarl
Peasant Male United States
In memory of Skull. 
But it doesn't sound too illegal either.
May 10th 2010, 10:32 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Actually...
May 10th 2010, 10:43 AM
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metatarasal
Bard Male Netherlands
I object 
Not illegal? That sounds even more disturbing than someone thinking of these ideas in the first place...
May 10th 2010, 11:07 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Actually...
May 10th 2010, 11:09 AM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
its an emergency i need to get 300 bucks
in 3 months or its the slammer
May 10th 2010, 11:09 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Actually...
May 10th 2010, 11:17 AM
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DrunkPunk
Peasant Female United States xbox
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol. 
What is p300?
May 10th 2010, 11:32 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
A cell.
May 10th 2010, 11:45 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Who the hell is kinnoss?
May 10th 2010, 12:31 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
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May 10th 2010, 01:51 PM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Hi.
May 10th 2010, 04:57 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
didn't i shoot you
May 10th 2010, 04:58 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
drunk punk!
didn't i say stay out of my territory
May 10th 2010, 04:59 PM
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iplaydink
Peasant Male Sweden steam
Hmm.. 
Let's ignore Hell7fire1!
May 10th 2010, 05:41 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
uhu,sure,of course,definitely
but if you do do this we need a sacrifice ritual
i will be the priest
i say we sacrifice iplaydink
May 10th 2010, 10:15 PM
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DrunkPunk
Peasant Female United States xbox
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol. 
drunk punk!
didn't i say stay out of my territory


Whoa, whoa, hey! Just trying to help out! I didn't know the internet had territories...I mean, I was going to send you the money you needed but not now. Geesh!
May 11th 2010, 01:24 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
He's a noob, ignore him.
May 11th 2010, 01:40 AM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant Male Norway steam
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
I agree with iplaydink to some extent.
May 11th 2010, 05:55 AM
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schnapper
Peasant Male Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
So, set down this information in steel: You need $300 (presumably American) to keep you out of the slammer (jail). But if you are too young to work, you are too young to be incarcerated (locked up), or else you live under a dictatorship and ought to appeal to A.) The U.N. for an investigation on justice and human rights B.) to the courts for mercy on account of the fact that you are entirely unable to pay this paltry debt for another 5 years, and C.) to the TV stations ie: CNN, ABC etc for coverage on the injustice to minors inherent in the (political/ legal) system in your' state.

My off-the-hand guess is that you were riding on a train without a pass. If this is the case, you should talk to your' local law-enforcers about the issue. Explain the situation to them and ask for feed-back on how you can evade imprisonment. You may be able to do community labour, for example.

Regarding making your' own dollars, I would say go for retail/ selling stuff. Richard Garriot, the father of the Ultima series started his successful career by selling computer games in zip-lock bags at his local computer store. If you put your' mind to it, you can make that cash.
One way to make shootloads of cash is to perform on Youtube and hope that D-Piddly-woop-wow sees you.
May 11th 2010, 07:26 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant Australia steam
discord.gg/Ukugfbh 
If you get caught without a train ticket, or have to pay any on-the-spot fine (for anything other than driving) give them a fake name and address. Tell them you don't have a drivers license or anything else like that with you to identify you.

Then go home and alter your appearance so they don't catch you again.
May 11th 2010, 08:30 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
DrunkPunk, don't worry about Hell7fire1. He is the ultimate n00b of the past 3 months or so.
May 11th 2010, 09:25 AM
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Kyle
Peasant Male Belgium
 
I would say he beats even the n00bs of old and that's impressive.
May 11th 2010, 11:03 AM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
^

i say schnapper to the rescue
selling=good idea
but selling what
May 11th 2010, 01:32 PM
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metatarasal
Bard Male Netherlands
I object 
Earthly pleasures? There has to be some niche market you can use...
May 11th 2010, 01:41 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
earthly what
May 12th 2010, 01:18 AM
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schnapper
Peasant Male Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
It all depends on your' demographic - what the people you could sell stuff to are like. I became good friends with a tourist from Europe earlier this year - He would paint himself up in full paint and a robe and do that busking thing where they hold a position for like 30 minutes. He said he made about 50 AUD a day.

You could sing or play a musical instrument (that you are ok at) for cash, or (if you were much of a pen-and-paper artist) you could offer caricature services. You can't be afraid of stepping out of the square if you want to succede. How about establishing a street-corner finger-puppet play? You could do abridged Shakespeare and all sorts of things!
May 12th 2010, 10:33 AM
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EvilEarl
Peasant Male United States
In memory of Skull. 
Try international hitman. When you cross national borders many of the laws become gray areas.
May 13th 2010, 04:25 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
do you think this is illegal
somebody does not have internet
i know this somebody
i make him a offer
i download things from the internet for him
10c per bit
May 13th 2010, 05:23 PM
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Fireball5
Peasant Male Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
10c per BIT? OMFG what idiot would buy that! That's like, almost a dollar per KB! And over $800 per MB!

If I wanted to download an MP3 for that price, I could buy over 140 full albums for the same price! (A 3.5MB MP3 would cost almost $3000 whereas most CDs cost less than $20)
May 13th 2010, 05:38 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
oh sorry i ment to type K.bite
May 13th 2010, 06:42 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant Male United States
In memory of Skull. 
$10 a MB is still awesome. Talk him into getting Battle For Wesnoth (with the music files) and you've got yourself over 2G's right there.
May 13th 2010, 11:05 PM
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schnapper
Peasant Male Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
I'd do it. But since most songs are about 5-7 mb, I'd probs be charging $1.15 per Mb.
May 14th 2010, 08:53 AM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
uh guyz i can't download things bigger than 1GB other vise i have to pay

mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i'll make money of the dink network
May 14th 2010, 09:01 AM
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metatarasal
Bard Male Netherlands
I object 
Yes! Download the Dinknetwork!
May 14th 2010, 09:03 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Even think that as a joke again, and I'll cut a new ass_hole on you.
May 14th 2010, 01:47 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant Male New Zealand xbox steam
Don't look at me, I'm a ghost 
I think the subject is what you meant?
May 14th 2010, 06:47 PM
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DaVince
Peasant Male Netherlands steam
Olde Time Dinkere 
Actually, 10c per bit is already $819 for one kilobyte.
May 15th 2010, 02:34 AM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
Yes! Download the Dinknetwork!
^ ^
May 15th 2010, 03:43 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant Male Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
imagine someone writting a bot that downloaded entire sites...
May 15th 2010, 03:49 AM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
all i have two say is
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...gb
May 15th 2010, 04:21 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant Male Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
All I have to say is... less than 1TB
May 15th 2010, 10:52 AM
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EvilEarl
Peasant Male United States
In memory of Skull. 
Download everything that is and isn't connected to the internet.
May 15th 2010, 11:20 AM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
download evil earl
May 15th 2010, 12:46 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant Male United States
In memory of Skull. 
Sorry, "incompatible file format". I encrypted myself in a special Aztec/Egyptian inspired algorithm.
May 15th 2010, 02:58 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
download Master AI of the Temporal Nullification.
May 15th 2010, 03:13 PM
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DaVince
Peasant Male Netherlands steam
Olde Time Dinkere 
Fireball, there already is something like that. Just have to do something smart with wget...
May 15th 2010, 09:09 PM
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Fireball5
Peasant Male Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
I thought there would be... DO WANT!!
May 16th 2010, 05:01 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
dont understand last 2 posts
May 16th 2010, 08:09 PM
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DaVince
Peasant Male Netherlands steam
Olde Time Dinkere 
Don't worry, I often enough don't understand your posts.

But seriously, though, I was replying to Fireball5's comment about downloading whole websites.
May 16th 2010, 09:19 PM
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Striker
Noble United States steam
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Contribute to the well-being of humanity and make money at the same time: sell all your organs for cash.
May 16th 2010, 09:23 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Oh this is my pick! ^ Best suggestion ever You may not get much but... well that isn't the issue really Heh!
May 16th 2010, 09:58 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
XD
MsDink, you just called Hellfire cheap.
May 16th 2010, 10:05 PM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Shhhhh
May 17th 2010, 01:19 PM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
*gets spear*
*again*
to war
May 18th 2010, 12:21 AM
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schnapper
Peasant Male Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
You can't argue with a GAU-8. Unless you're the Pyramids of Giza: time itself fears the Pyramids of Giza.
May 18th 2010, 11:08 AM
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hell7fire1
Peasant Male Botswana
It's like that. 
* stabs the above poster*
sorry
sorry
please don't turn me into a rat
good wizard
good wizard
May 21st 2010, 08:24 AM
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kenji720rs
Peasant Male Australia
👾~ #беспл 
To young for a job? depending on where you live you could get a part time job when you are like 14. But otherwise i suggest either gambling, drugs, prostitution and stealing pianos...
May 21st 2010, 10:09 AM
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EvilEarl
Peasant Male United States
In memory of Skull. 
But otherwise i suggest either gambling, drugs, prostitution and stealing pianos...

And get video footage of that, it would be great to see (I meant the pianos you pervs).
May 21st 2010, 10:44 AM
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metatarasal
Bard Male Netherlands
I object 
What? Gambling is perverse? I really can't imagine doing something perverse with the queen of spades...

Or... Ah well, you get my point.
May 21st 2010, 08:04 PM
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kenji720rs
Peasant Male Australia
👾~ #беспл 
seriously hellfire, If I was you I would do some work around the house for some extra dosh. If that doesn't work maybe sell some stuff to your friends or STEAL PIANOS!!