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OK so who here knows how to make money(in real life)fast
about a lot in one month (nothing illegal guys pleas)
about a lot in one month (nothing illegal guys pleas)
Hmm not sure how much cash you need, but can always go to a company/store and give them your cv.
Weeeeellll.... You could make a Flash version of Dink smallwood, submit it to Newgrounds.com and earn revenue from it. Or you could get what is known as a job.
@iplaydink
i said nothing illegal
@kinnoss
job to young
and please do not involve d-mods
very little
about 100 bucks
i said nothing illegal
@kinnoss
job to young
and please do not involve d-mods
very little
about 100 bucks
Actually, Seth himself has Said that you may sell dmods. Nobody haven't done it yet though.
Well, hellfire is male, so prostitution is out (possibly). Selling drugs is okay as long as it's legal in one of the countries involved with the process, but still risky. What country do you live in? You might be eligible for welfare.
If not, I say you should run for whatever political office is open where you come from. Your behavior here definitely qualifies you.
If not, I say you should run for whatever political office is open where you come from. Your behavior here definitely qualifies you.
Possible ideas:
1. Mug random old ladies walking down the street
2. If you still live at home with your parents ask them for allowance. Do some chores to earn it.
3. Sell old video games/systems you don't use anymore.
4. Send me all the money you have right now and I'll flip it for you
1. Mug random old ladies walking down the street
2. If you still live at home with your parents ask them for allowance. Do some chores to earn it.
3. Sell old video games/systems you don't use anymore.
4. Send me all the money you have right now and I'll flip it for you
Dress up in a police outfit and get a fake moustache. Get a pretend radar gun and flag down cars that are going too fast, but issue small fines like $10 or $20 depending on make and model of car.
After a few tries, you'll have enough.
After a few tries, you'll have enough.
Not illegal? That sounds even more disturbing than someone thinking of these ideas in the first place...
its an emergency i need to get 300 bucks
in 3 months or its the slammer
in 3 months or its the slammer
What is p300?
Who the hell is kinnoss?
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drunk punk!
didn't i say stay out of my territory
didn't i say stay out of my territory
uhu,sure,of course,definitely
but if you do do this we need a sacrifice ritual
i will be the priest
i say we sacrifice iplaydink
but if you do do this we need a sacrifice ritual
i will be the priest
i say we sacrifice iplaydink
drunk punk!
didn't i say stay out of my territory
Whoa, whoa, hey! Just trying to help out! I didn't know the internet had territories...I mean, I was going to send you the money you needed but not now. Geesh!
didn't i say stay out of my territory
Whoa, whoa, hey! Just trying to help out! I didn't know the internet had territories...I mean, I was going to send you the money you needed but not now. Geesh!
He's a noob, ignore him.
I agree with iplaydink to some extent.
So, set down this information in steel: You need $300 (presumably American) to keep you out of the slammer (jail). But if you are too young to work, you are too young to be incarcerated (locked up), or else you live under a dictatorship and ought to appeal to A.) The U.N. for an investigation on justice and human rights B.) to the courts for mercy on account of the fact that you are entirely unable to pay this paltry debt for another 5 years, and C.) to the TV stations ie: CNN, ABC etc for coverage on the injustice to minors inherent in the (political/ legal) system in your' state.
My off-the-hand guess is that you were riding on a train without a pass. If this is the case, you should talk to your' local law-enforcers about the issue. Explain the situation to them and ask for feed-back on how you can evade imprisonment. You may be able to do community labour, for example.
Regarding making your' own dollars, I would say go for retail/ selling stuff. Richard Garriot, the father of the Ultima series started his successful career by selling computer games in zip-lock bags at his local computer store. If you put your' mind to it, you can make that cash.
One way to make shootloads of cash is to perform on Youtube and hope that D-Piddly-woop-wow sees you.
My off-the-hand guess is that you were riding on a train without a pass. If this is the case, you should talk to your' local law-enforcers about the issue. Explain the situation to them and ask for feed-back on how you can evade imprisonment. You may be able to do community labour, for example.
Regarding making your' own dollars, I would say go for retail/ selling stuff. Richard Garriot, the father of the Ultima series started his successful career by selling computer games in zip-lock bags at his local computer store. If you put your' mind to it, you can make that cash.
One way to make shootloads of cash is to perform on Youtube and hope that D-Piddly-woop-wow sees you.
If you get caught without a train ticket, or have to pay any on-the-spot fine (for anything other than driving) give them a fake name and address. Tell them you don't have a drivers license or anything else like that with you to identify you.
Then go home and alter your appearance so they don't catch you again.
Then go home and alter your appearance so they don't catch you again.
DrunkPunk, don't worry about Hell7fire1. He is the ultimate n00b of the past 3 months or so.
I would say he beats even the n00bs of old and that's impressive.
^
i say schnapper to the rescue
selling=good idea
but selling what
i say schnapper to the rescue
selling=good idea
but selling what
Earthly pleasures? There has to be some niche market you can use...
It all depends on your' demographic - what the people you could sell stuff to are like. I became good friends with a tourist from Europe earlier this year - He would paint himself up in full paint and a robe and do that busking thing where they hold a position for like 30 minutes. He said he made about 50 AUD a day.
You could sing or play a musical instrument (that you are ok at) for cash, or (if you were much of a pen-and-paper artist) you could offer caricature services. You can't be afraid of stepping out of the square if you want to succede. How about establishing a street-corner finger-puppet play? You could do abridged Shakespeare and all sorts of things!
You could sing or play a musical instrument (that you are ok at) for cash, or (if you were much of a pen-and-paper artist) you could offer caricature services. You can't be afraid of stepping out of the square if you want to succede. How about establishing a street-corner finger-puppet play? You could do abridged Shakespeare and all sorts of things!
Try international hitman. When you cross national borders many of the laws become gray areas.
do you think this is illegal
somebody does not have internet
i know this somebody
i make him a offer
i download things from the internet for him
10c per bit
somebody does not have internet
i know this somebody
i make him a offer
i download things from the internet for him
10c per bit
10c per BIT? OMFG what idiot would buy that! That's like, almost a dollar per KB! And over $800 per MB!
If I wanted to download an MP3 for that price, I could buy over 140 full albums for the same price! (A 3.5MB MP3 would cost almost $3000 whereas most CDs cost less than $20)
If I wanted to download an MP3 for that price, I could buy over 140 full albums for the same price! (A 3.5MB MP3 would cost almost $3000 whereas most CDs cost less than $20)
$10 a MB is still awesome. Talk him into getting Battle For Wesnoth (with the music files) and you've got yourself over 2G's right there.
I'd do it. But since most songs are about 5-7 mb, I'd probs be charging $1.15 per Mb.
uh guyz i can't download things bigger than 1GB other vise i have to pay
mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i'll make money of the dink network
mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i'll make money of the dink network
Even think that as a joke again, and I'll cut a new ass_hole on you.
Actually, 10c per bit is already $819 for one kilobyte.
imagine someone writting a bot that downloaded entire sites...
all i have two say is
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...gb
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...gb
All I have to say is... less than 1TB
Download everything that is and isn't connected to the internet.
Sorry, "incompatible file format". I encrypted myself in a special Aztec/Egyptian inspired algorithm.
download Master AI of the Temporal Nullification.
Fireball, there already is something like that. Just have to do something smart with wget...
I thought there would be... DO WANT!!
Don't worry, I often enough don't understand your posts.
But seriously, though, I was replying to Fireball5's comment about downloading whole websites.
But seriously, though, I was replying to Fireball5's comment about downloading whole websites.
Contribute to the well-being of humanity and make money at the same time: sell all your organs for cash.
Oh this is my pick! ^ Best suggestion ever You may not get much but... well that isn't the issue really Heh!
XD
MsDink, you just called Hellfire cheap.
MsDink, you just called Hellfire cheap.
You can't argue with a GAU-8. Unless you're the Pyramids of Giza: time itself fears the Pyramids of Giza.
* stabs the above poster*
sorry
sorry
please don't turn me into a rat
good wizard
good wizard
sorry
sorry
please don't turn me into a rat
good wizard
good wizard
To young for a job? depending on where you live you could get a part time job when you are like 14. But otherwise i suggest either gambling, drugs, prostitution and stealing pianos...
But otherwise i suggest either gambling, drugs, prostitution and stealing pianos...
And get video footage of that, it would be great to see (I meant the pianos you pervs).
And get video footage of that, it would be great to see (I meant the pianos you pervs).
What? Gambling is perverse? I really can't imagine doing something perverse with the queen of spades...
Or... Ah well, you get my point.
Or... Ah well, you get my point.
seriously hellfire, If I was you I would do some work around the house for some extra dosh. If that doesn't work maybe sell some stuff to your friends or STEAL PIANOS!!