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i realy like reading book but the problems are that
(1)i can't find any at the stores
(2)the ones at the stores aren't good
(3)the nearest book shop is (as far as i know) in Fracistown and i'm in Maun
(4)i dont understand how to use e-books
i can read the e-books i have but those are in pdf format

any advice i need some more books
i have read

Harry potter (all of them 1-7)
i'm reading percy jakson & the olympians i'm on book 4 (i have books 1-5) is there a book 6
all the books i have are pdf format

Usually you read e-books on a computer machine. Of course that's not always ideal. Some people get an ebook reader like this Sony one, which can display PDF's.

http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=sony+ebook+reader&oe=utf-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=12162800139557247047&ei=aNa_S_KWCIGUnQevis35CQ&sa=X&oi=product_catalog_result&ct=result&resnum=3&ved=0CBsQ8wIwAg#ps-sellers

I can't recommend any books, as you probably would hate them all.

I suggest looking into a Library and looking up a series.
I'd suggest Warriors (Or Warriorcats in England), Percius(?) Jackson and the Olympians, any Stephen King books, the Pendragon series, and/or The CHronicles of Narnis.

anything by timothy zahn rocks.

No, no, Bing ftw.

there is no way im using google again
it took me 4 hours to find the book i wanted
and 3 more hours to find it in pdf form
the e-books i found need an e-library thats why i use pdf
and going to a real library which planet are you from because no-one with a computer does that...well other than me but i come from prehistorik times...tried it no good books at all apart from chali & great glass elevatore

no it's not percius it's percy jackson
ever herd of THE LIGHTNING THIEF
well thats book 1

Thief*
I've never heard of a thife, what's a thife?

I thought so . . .

hello its the right spelling

Modify button is for what you just did.

yes i used the button
there is nothing wrong with that

even so
you got a problem

Yeah man, I've had more problems than you could ever imagine to have, but I'm still here.

dude, being weird is okay, but forcefully claiming a typo never existed is pushing it. Back off before you become the next Skorn case.

Hear now, small creature, what the ancient (but significantly less so then, say, tal or redink or even skull) Schnapper has to say: Visit the great Australian website "Project Gutenberg". There you will find hordes of classics and great books, you can download and read them for free in a legal manner. Know that procuring Harry Potter for free was probably illegal, and that all E-books in Project Gutenberg are legal. If you love fantasy, seek ye the works of Robert Ervin Howard - here is one of his great tales of Solomon Kane: Skulls in the Stars

Earl, you were wondering who could replace Tal, now we should figure out who is to replace Skorn!

They should be someone who has joined recently, and is able to infuriate the people here with little effort.

i REALLY dont want to think about that...

I want someone whose exact location is known and where hitmen laws are shaky. For no obvious reason.

@ Hell7fire1: Dude, don't be an asshat, you made a typo and I helped you realize that. with a bit of humor at the side maybe. But just because you modify a post so you can spite someone who holds no grudge against you or any newbies, that's just wrong. I say let's both bury the hatchet (The nonexistant one you created,) and get on with our lives. Okay?

or
yes or no
a or b
banana or cherry
uh or um
magic or might.....hold on.....magic = might or is it might = magic

hmm......give me a few hours i will answer

yes
a
banana
uh
tough question

yes (by the way you created the hachet or we both did)

and going to a real library which planet are you from because no-one with a computer does that...

Really? What planet are you from? Not all technological advances have to affect things like books... While there are e-book readers, "normal" books are by far still the most common ones you'll find.

As for finding e-books, Google might not be the best solution because it isn't a place specifically intended to find e-books. Look up e-book stores instead, and if you can't find your book in e-book format, borrow a physical version at a library.

I simply can't imagine a library doesn't have anything good... have you tried other libraries? Because either the one you went to has a sorry amount of fiction or a lack of the kind of fiction you like...

On topic, I'd recommend Stephen King's The Dark Tower series. Not sure if there's ebooks available, probably though!

"@ Hell7fire1: Dude, don't be an asshat, you made a typo and I helped you relize that."
He makes plenty of typos, and pointing them out would just distract from the topic, especially when it takes four or more posts to talk about it... If someone's bad at spelling, you might want to PM them instead or leave it be (many people already realize their spelling is bad).
Also, "relize"?

by the way

lets get back on topic
na lets get side tracked again

to DaVince
kinda

EARTH hav ya bin on it

i agree no google it wont find you exactly what you want it will just give more options

i am not going to pay for an e-book if i can find it for free wich i can

there is a library and a way overpriced book shop (i am serious about the over priced part)

and you can't imagine it because you don't want to

stop modifing it's hard to reply properly i'd rather you type 6 messages

and the last para.
the very last word (relize) completely destroys its perpose

by my point of view
every one is a critic
i only joined THE D.N and became a dinker to because i thought you guys were different and some of you are

We are different, dear sir, however it is you who is not.

skull
you are top on of my list of

people who are
funny

and also
people to

torcher for eternity

"I simply can't imagine a library doesn't have anything good" Amen to that! Libraries are centers of culture, beacons of light, 21'st century temples! It is because of the persecution of men's minds by porn, movies, crappy music pretending to be hardcore that the "first-world" world is filled with goyim.

Hell, you said: "a way overpriced book shop"... Angus and Robinson Bookworld sells classics for $10... a small price to pay for wisdom. Also, change torcher to torture before someone else notices

thanks

but i am leving the dink network
people want to ban me and i am not being sarcastic
;(

You're starge.

what is a starge

You're not leaving, you're just changing your name to make us think you are. Can someone IP check him and percy?

i find that very insulting
and whats a IPcheck

ya, it's you.

EDIT: IP check is "Iron Pipe" check where we use your IP address to find you and shove an iron pipe . . . I've already said too much.

ya it's you
ya it's me

i just read the rules i hope i don't get in trouble

by the way guys i know i have bad spelling but pleas. dont make that an big deal just ignour the mistake and if you dont undertand what the word should be ask

ok
but whats a IPadress

I already said too much . . .

hi guys i'm back

Ok, young chap, I'll try to save your' face: most everyone using the internet has an IP address assigned them by their' Internet Service Provider. This basically provides an approximate location for you both in the world and on the web... it is much like a street address and can be used to catch pedophiles, terrorists and things like that.
Additionally, many game administrators can ban players who are cheating by blocking access to any connection with "x" IP address.

On TDN, the admin can see you are using multiple accounts when you have 2 accounts from the same IP address.

To survive on TDN, You must respect the elders, be willing to admit your' mistakes and not try to lie to cover them up.
Finally, we are pretty narky about double-posters, spam, crappy spelling (unless English is definitely your' second language), and we HATE it when we see 500,00000000000 new threads started by new kids that are like "Hai Guyz", "Lolmao", "It's my birthday", "I'm making teh bestest DMOD Everrr!" etc. Stay cool, and Tal won't assault you. Cheerio, PM (Private Message) me if you need anything.

^ Claps

Successful troll is successful.

Bow down to this fine fellow.

He certainly has us all going.

Path to enlightenment
And back again

What a lovely web link. It's obviously quite suitable to send all the 12-year-olds reading this thread to a hate speech site full of pornography.

yes (by the way you created the hachet or we both did)


I don't really care who made the stupid hatchet. It's now in the bottomless pit of despair and nothing can take it out again.

I just changed 'relize' to 'realize', thank'd for pointing out the typo.

Yes, I do find it annoying about all of the double (triple) posting, but I'll bear it for now. Making a second account is okay, as long as you don't use the second one to lengthen a post or have a conversation with yourself.
I do have two accounts, one from my no0bish days called dinker11kbk and this one I currently have. the last one I rid of because it was ridiculous logging in, my computer crashed for months and the account was acting weird by not signing me in, and it was a symbol of no0bishness.

Guys, give me your break. It's Skorn.

i am not going to pay for an e-book if i can find it for free wich i can

Illegally, sure. And borrowing books in a library is free too, you know.

Dude, chill. You don't have to get a red face and everything. Books have been the standard for reading material for thousands of years, after all. That doesn't *suddenly* change, even if there are e-books now.

stop modifing it's hard to reply properly i'd rather you type 6 messages
Modifying a single post is infinitely better than spamming six messages in a row... I can't help it if you're constantly reading this thread!

and the last para.
the very last word (relize) completely destroys its perpose
Check again, it's called a sense of humor. Hence kitty-cat smiley.

Guys, give me your break. It's Skorn.

I won't give you my break but that's my suspicions too.

Well, let's trade our breaks.

Hell7Fire1, are you Skorn by any chance?

If he isn't, he won't know what you're talking about, and if he is, he'll say he doesn't know what you're talking about, so why ask?

Because Skorn is predictable.

i am not skorn

but on that note i think i qualify to replace him

but on that note i think i qualify to replace him

That's a horrible thing you know.

i agree

Nah, it's not that horrible. It's a tremendous success, actually.

You'll be next, I've heard rumors about how some of the DN members have connections with some quasi-ethical hackers. You might want to stop your relentless rage of idiocy before it hurts you.

i agree

.

All good? let's move on then

so as i was saying how has herd of the lightning thief