The Dink Network

i found exams alone coulkd not put off the dn

*checks calender* dang, that was one hell of a blackout... oh wait, what? You mean, you weren't gone for two weeks?

Who here can lick their own elbow? I tried it once, and I can't seem to be able to.

No, I never got it to work either.

I can, so am I a freak now?

Most likely.

I can, so am I a freak now?

Not really,
Your special anatomic hability may be apreciated at some very special establishments.
A circus, for example.

Note: I almost did that but I see most interesting things to lick

Marylin manson removed his ribs to lick something...

Someone just HAD to mention that didn't they! lol

Marilyn manson removed his ribs to lick something...

I used to believe that for years. I even had some friends who were considering getting it done for that exact reason. This snopes page debunks it.

I had gymnast friends who were able to stretch themselves that far however.

Snopes is AWESOME! Wait, is it getting weird in here? Or is it just me.

Nothing could put off the dink network, even you were a nudist wearing it at a nude beach.