Re: im starveing
but im to lazy...to get out of bed....MEH WANTZ FOOD....NAO!! 
-chews on computer-
-chews on computer-
Welcome to the DN
This sort of topic is bound to draw unnecesary attention to certain mating habbits of the human species, depending on the implications of the first post.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
It's a terrible dilemma for sure. On one hand, you're hungry, and need energy from food. On the other hand, getting up and making food takes energy, which you don't have because you're hungry.
If worst comes to worst, you might have to consume your pillow case.
If worst comes to worst, you might have to consume your pillow case.
she COULD make a robot using things around her that will go and make brekkie for her! but i guess that takes energy too huh?
Usually the amount of energy obtained from food is significantly higher than the amount of energy required to obtain the food. So in general it's worthwhile getting out of your bed to consume some food.
Unless you're dead, or obese.
Unless you're dead, or obese.
"but im to lazy...to get out of bed....MEH WANTZ FOOD....NAO!! -chews on computer-"
You have a computer by your bed?! That's awesome! If you just solve the food problem you never have to leave it! (the bed)
You have a computer by your bed?! That's awesome! If you just solve the food problem you never have to leave it! (the bed)
You still have a watering problem. Both ways.
i have my laptop in my bed 
i think i should buy a mini fridge
i think i should buy a mini fridge 
I havn't met someone yet who hasn't had a computer next to their bed... Well, I have really only ever gone to four friends houses (that I can remember) within the last couple of years and all of them had computers in their rooms, most of them even had TV and gaming consoles and everything. Like me. Now all I need is a mini fridge and a shoot-hole. Then I'll be fine.
Why not combine them? Get a mini-fridge built in to your shoot-hole!
Get a mini-fridge built in to your shoot-hole!
Potential design flaws in that could be disastrous. Just sayin'.
Potential design flaws in that could be disastrous. Just sayin'.
Indeed. Flushing could eliminate a nice supply of food!
I could... but it would have to have multiple compartments.
Go back to the age of Chamber pots and bring one back to the present day. Sorted.
Just remember to have a window that opens wide enough to toss the contents.
Just remember to have a window that opens wide enough to toss the contents.
Just remember to have a window that opens wide enough to toss the contents.
NOW you tell me... wheres that mop?
NOW you tell me... wheres that mop?
What happens if you have explosive diarrhea and break a hole in the food storage?
