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Help I Farted and Cant get up! LOL I made this pointless post becuase... well I am bored of reading...

What?

Fart again, that will help.

but but, my insides might fall out?

TGA...What!? What was that? I have no comment.

Man it stinks in here... Its all your fault Skorn! I know my Farts dont stink that bad!

Blaming stuffs on me every post aint gonna help you none

Its a Joke.. My New Years resolution would be not to fart ever again... but then I might inflate and blowup like a balloon!

I still have no comment.

you have no comment, yet you made a comment?

TGA = The Gas Assault?

I mean I have no comment other than saying I have no comment other then 'I have no comment'.

LOL, no it means TheGoldenAce! but I liked your post, it was funny

Just wanted to make the first Fart post on the DN.

But you made a comment, therefore it was none other than a comment...

Mark my words:

This is not the first one, nor the last one.

Darn that sucks... I was hoping I was the first..

You could be the first to comment about being hospitalized by farting. But you have to eat a lot of meat and beans first. Do it on a lit candle for dramatic effect.

I mean I have no comment other than saying I have no comment other then 'I have no comment'.
I lol'd at that, this should get quoted.

Blaming stuffs on me every post aint gonna help you none

I smell a double negative...

Wait, does that mean if I blame you for everything that it will all be better?

holy crap dood, this was a serious trouble. :\

*farts*
Whoa! Paprika fart! God damn smells worse than rotten meat!
*coughs*

Note: I actually did fart when I posted this.

Seems that the ghosts are,making dramatic experience.