--NOTE--This story is sucky on purpose
Puroposly Terrible Written Story
Chapter 1: Bill goes to college
My name is Bill Cabbage. I am going to a new school. Its Flamingo Academy. It sounds cool. My first day is going to be really boring. It's going to be boring because we are there for the whole day. I walked in. The Principal said, "Hi". I said hi back. "Welcome to school. We are flamingos. The mascot is the Flamingos. We have a schedule. We do math all day. It's algebra and calculus. It's hard. We welcome you to die", he said. "Oh, no! You mean, I will die here?" I asked. "Yes. We will kill you in your sleep. We enjoy gory slices. You will be dead soon. Do not worry".
Chapter 2: The night
I was asleep. I heard something. It sounded evil. Maybe they were going to kill me now. Perhaps. I heard the door break down. I looked at it. It was on the floor. A man in pink clothing came to me. He had a branch. It was a big branch. "dang. You are still awake. When you're not, I will kill you" he said. He walked out.
Chapter 3: The next day
"Hi! I am a girl. I am Douglas", said a girl that wa;lked up to me. I said hi. She threw me across the universe and I exploded.
Chapter 4: In doomland
I awoke in a dark hole. It was scary. I hated it. Then a meteor appeared and killed me. Now I'm dead twice. Later, someone appeared. He said, hi. so I said Hi. Then he walked off. I walked to him. I asked, What are you doing? He said Nothing.
Chapter 5: Meanwhile
Back at Flamingo University. Douglas was talking to someone. She said, "I will.", then she laughed evily. I came back to the school. She saw me. I ran.
Chapter 6: The last night
In bed. I was a sleep. I heard a noise. I was stupid and ignored it. A man in pink clothing came in with a branch. It was big. He hit me with it. Again. Again. I died. Then my clones came to me. They fought the man. He killed me all with the branch. Then Under-Dog appeared. He used fluffy power. It beat the man in pink. He revived me. "What are you doing?" he asked. I said, that i was sleeping. I walked outside. A giant baby was terrorizing the city. The army was fighting it. Then the baby fell. The baby turned into a carrot.
Chapter 7: The carrot
I ran to the carrot. I picked it it. It glowed. I burst into flames. then a person named Rooftop came to me. He said, Hi. I said hi. I was still on fire. I ran into my house and everything i touched turned into pies. The carrot was flying toward me and I ran more. I stopped. The carrot hit me. I died in a burst of poop. then it rained apples and I was revived. Douglas approached me. Apples were still falling. I picked one up and threw it. It hit Douglas. She grabbed some pies and threw them. They missed me and hit the carrot. The carrot was enraged an killed Douglas.
Chapter 8: Cabbage
A person came to me. He said hi. So i killed him. Then some cabbage fell on me. The cabbage was cabbage. ((((((( DUH!!)!!.
For no reason the story skipped a thousand chapters.
Chapter 1009: Key
I picked up a key. Maybe it was THE key. The one that would help. I threw it and everyone died.
Chapter 1010: The beggining of longer sentances
The key I threw had killed everyone. It was the key that the Shaman had talked about, the one that would enslave all existance. I had failed miserably. Then all of the sudden a word floated by that said, ' SKIPPING'. No! More chapters are being skipped!!
Chapter 45490: The final showdown
Teh gramma and stuf' is gettin' worser. u must stOp teh doomperson! All of the football must 6 the day.Cream vanilla threw the baby. Teh doomperson iz makin' treh story unweeeeeeeeeeeeeedable. Flashing toilets and rushing cows around the house. Best cranberry sauce is stuck in Peru. I 9'd the doomperson and CTR+ALT+DEL killed the idol. Maybe CD-ROM killed the dinosaurs. Pie? No. Flamingos?! PRECISELY!!
THE END
Give this story any number between 1-1000.
I expect this story to get low numbers, so...
Chapter 1: Bill goes to college
My name is Bill Cabbage. I am going to a new school. Its Flamingo Academy. It sounds cool. My first day is going to be really boring. It's going to be boring because we are there for the whole day. I walked in. The Principal said, "Hi". I said hi back. "Welcome to school. We are flamingos. The mascot is the Flamingos. We have a schedule. We do math all day. It's algebra and calculus. It's hard. We welcome you to die", he said. "Oh, no! You mean, I will die here?" I asked. "Yes. We will kill you in your sleep. We enjoy gory slices. You will be dead soon. Do not worry".
Chapter 2: The night
I was asleep. I heard something. It sounded evil. Maybe they were going to kill me now. Perhaps. I heard the door break down. I looked at it. It was on the floor. A man in pink clothing came to me. He had a branch. It was a big branch. "dang. You are still awake. When you're not, I will kill you" he said. He walked out.
Chapter 3: The next day
"Hi! I am a girl. I am Douglas", said a girl that wa;lked up to me. I said hi. She threw me across the universe and I exploded.
Chapter 4: In doomland
I awoke in a dark hole. It was scary. I hated it. Then a meteor appeared and killed me. Now I'm dead twice. Later, someone appeared. He said, hi. so I said Hi. Then he walked off. I walked to him. I asked, What are you doing? He said Nothing.
Chapter 5: Meanwhile
Back at Flamingo University. Douglas was talking to someone. She said, "I will.", then she laughed evily. I came back to the school. She saw me. I ran.
Chapter 6: The last night
In bed. I was a sleep. I heard a noise. I was stupid and ignored it. A man in pink clothing came in with a branch. It was big. He hit me with it. Again. Again. I died. Then my clones came to me. They fought the man. He killed me all with the branch. Then Under-Dog appeared. He used fluffy power. It beat the man in pink. He revived me. "What are you doing?" he asked. I said, that i was sleeping. I walked outside. A giant baby was terrorizing the city. The army was fighting it. Then the baby fell. The baby turned into a carrot.
Chapter 7: The carrot
I ran to the carrot. I picked it it. It glowed. I burst into flames. then a person named Rooftop came to me. He said, Hi. I said hi. I was still on fire. I ran into my house and everything i touched turned into pies. The carrot was flying toward me and I ran more. I stopped. The carrot hit me. I died in a burst of poop. then it rained apples and I was revived. Douglas approached me. Apples were still falling. I picked one up and threw it. It hit Douglas. She grabbed some pies and threw them. They missed me and hit the carrot. The carrot was enraged an killed Douglas.
Chapter 8: Cabbage
A person came to me. He said hi. So i killed him. Then some cabbage fell on me. The cabbage was cabbage. ((((((( DUH!!)!!.
For no reason the story skipped a thousand chapters.
Chapter 1009: Key
I picked up a key. Maybe it was THE key. The one that would help. I threw it and everyone died.
Chapter 1010: The beggining of longer sentances
The key I threw had killed everyone. It was the key that the Shaman had talked about, the one that would enslave all existance. I had failed miserably. Then all of the sudden a word floated by that said, ' SKIPPING'. No! More chapters are being skipped!!
Chapter 45490: The final showdown
Teh gramma and stuf' is gettin' worser. u must stOp teh doomperson! All of the football must 6 the day.Cream vanilla threw the baby. Teh doomperson iz makin' treh story unweeeeeeeeeeeeeedable. Flashing toilets and rushing cows around the house. Best cranberry sauce is stuck in Peru. I 9'd the doomperson and CTR+ALT+DEL killed the idol. Maybe CD-ROM killed the dinosaurs. Pie? No. Flamingos?! PRECISELY!!
THE END
Give this story any number between 1-1000.
I expect this story to get low numbers, so...
Interesting. Somehow I can visualize the crap you were talking. Reminds me of a crapper version of Donnie Darko. like everything, it has potential if it's worked on.
-10. Mostly due to poor spelling, grammar and punctuation.
not only ws it horrible and stupid, but the grammar was horrible and, quite frankly, it blows chunks. i give it a one because i could imagine it.
567 for its total dinkiness!!
It's like a dream come true! ^^
No. But it's an enjoyable read, apart from the grammar.
142
No. But it's an enjoyable read, apart from the grammar.
142
Has anyone noticed that the story was supposed to have terrible grammar? 
Lol. I just love posting weird stories. Ima make another...
THE LEGEND OF THE OSCAR MEYER WEINER FACTORY
It was past midnight when Oscar Meyer walked into his factory, aching to do some un-finished buisness. He walked inside his office and pulled out a paper from underneath his worklamp. The paper was an important document written for his friend, the Weiner Baron, who works with Oscar Meyer to make his special Fleshy Hot Dogs. He left the office and walked down the hall, passed the creamery, where he had just hours ago been making his special product.
He exited the front doors and locked them tightly. Walking across the street to deliver the document to the Weiner Baron's house, a loud screech broke the silence of the midnight crickets. A large truck pulling logs was driving out of control, and sped towards Oscar. He only had time to say, 'HOLY SH--' before he was brutally knocked off his feet by the truck and ran over by two or four wheels.
Legend says, that when he was still alive, Oscar and his friend, would work together on they're special hot dogs, who some people say are made of human flesh.
Fin
THE LEGEND OF THE OSCAR MEYER WEINER FACTORY
It was past midnight when Oscar Meyer walked into his factory, aching to do some un-finished buisness. He walked inside his office and pulled out a paper from underneath his worklamp. The paper was an important document written for his friend, the Weiner Baron, who works with Oscar Meyer to make his special Fleshy Hot Dogs. He left the office and walked down the hall, passed the creamery, where he had just hours ago been making his special product.
He exited the front doors and locked them tightly. Walking across the street to deliver the document to the Weiner Baron's house, a loud screech broke the silence of the midnight crickets. A large truck pulling logs was driving out of control, and sped towards Oscar. He only had time to say, 'HOLY SH--' before he was brutally knocked off his feet by the truck and ran over by two or four wheels.
Legend says, that when he was still alive, Oscar and his friend, would work together on they're special hot dogs, who some people say are made of human flesh.
Fin
You could make a book entitled "Tales from the Guts n Gizzards of Skorns Brain"
that one was much more enjoyable. heck, i bet ur head is filled with strange and bizzare stories. do what Bruce Coville would do and make a compliation of stories.
lol. I am making a serious story right now. Unfortunatly i wont post it on here 'cause its too serious. It needs to be weird so I can post it on here...I might make another weird story...
His eyes glazed over, as if he were delving into a time far removed from the present. Around him, a sundry audience had gathered – they hung ravenously off his every word, rapt. The minds of peasant and noble were led over mountains and seas, from the seat of the gods to the ninth circle of hell. For a moment, time ceased to exist and while the rich quested for new worlds, some burly farmer valiantly slew a dragon.
Story #1
2
Didnt want to give one, just because of the effort you put in typ(o)ing this.
Seriously, WTF is this?
2
Didnt want to give one, just because of the effort you put in typ(o)ing this.
Seriously, WTF is this?
I liked the second story and the first one was well.......um,good.
Story Number 1: Marks 899
Deducted 101 because you made it sucky after chapter 8.
Deducted 101 because you made it sucky after chapter 8.
