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Puroposly Terrible Written Story
Chapter 1: Bill goes to college
My name is Bill Cabbage. I am going to a new school. Its Flamingo Academy. It sounds cool. My first day is going to be really boring. It's going to be boring because we are there for the whole day. I walked in. The Principal said, "Hi". I said hi back. "Welcome to school. We are flamingos. The mascot is the Flamingos. We have a schedule. We do math all day. It's algebra and calculus. It's hard. We welcome you to die", he said. "Oh, no! You mean, I will die here?" I asked. "Yes. We will kill you in your sleep. We enjoy gory slices. You will be dead soon. Do not worry".
Chapter 2: The night
I was asleep. I heard something. It sounded evil. Maybe they were going to kill me now. Perhaps. I heard the door break down. I looked at it. It was on the floor. A man in pink clothing came to me. He had a branch. It was a big branch. "dang. You are still awake. When you're not, I will kill you" he said. He walked out.
Chapter 3: The next day
"Hi! I am a girl. I am Douglas", said a girl that wa;lked up to me. I said hi. She threw me across the universe and I exploded.
Chapter 4: In doomland
I awoke in a dark hole. It was scary. I hated it. Then a meteor appeared and killed me. Now I'm dead twice. Later, someone appeared. He said, hi. so I said Hi. Then he walked off. I walked to him. I asked, What are you doing? He said Nothing.
Chapter 5: Meanwhile
Back at Flamingo University. Douglas was talking to someone. She said, "I will.", then she laughed evily. I came back to the school. She saw me. I ran.
Chapter 6: The last night
In bed. I was a sleep. I heard a noise. I was stupid and ignored it. A man in pink clothing came in with a branch. It was big. He hit me with it. Again. Again. I died. Then my clones came to me. They fought the man. He killed me all with the branch. Then Under-Dog appeared. He used fluffy power. It beat the man in pink. He revived me. "What are you doing?" he asked. I said, that i was sleeping. I walked outside. A giant baby was terrorizing the city. The army was fighting it. Then the baby fell. The baby turned into a carrot.
Chapter 7: The carrot
I ran to the carrot. I picked it it. It glowed. I burst into flames. then a person named Rooftop came to me. He said, Hi. I said hi. I was still on fire. I ran into my house and everything i touched turned into pies. The carrot was flying toward me and I ran more. I stopped. The carrot hit me. I died in a burst of poop. then it rained apples and I was revived. Douglas approached me. Apples were still falling. I picked one up and threw it. It hit Douglas. She grabbed some pies and threw them. They missed me and hit the carrot. The carrot was enraged an killed Douglas.
Chapter 8: Cabbage
A person came to me. He said hi. So i killed him. Then some cabbage fell on me. The cabbage was cabbage. ((((((( DUH!!)!!.
For no reason the story skipped a thousand chapters.
Chapter 1009: Key
I picked up a key. Maybe it was THE key. The one that would help. I threw it and everyone died.
Chapter 1010: The beggining of longer sentances
The key I threw had killed everyone. It was the key that the Shaman had talked about, the one that would enslave all existance. I had failed miserably. Then all of the sudden a word floated by that said, ' SKIPPING'. No! More chapters are being skipped!!
Chapter 45490: The final showdown
Teh gramma and stuf' is gettin' worser. u must stOp teh doomperson! All of the football must 6 the day.Cream vanilla threw the baby. Teh doomperson iz makin' treh story unweeeeeeeeeeeeeedable. Flashing toilets and rushing cows around the house. Best cranberry sauce is stuck in Peru. I 9'd the doomperson and CTR+ALT+DEL killed the idol. Maybe CD-ROM killed the dinosaurs. Pie? No. Flamingos?! PRECISELY!!
THE END
Give this story any number between 1-1000.
I expect this story to get low numbers, so...
Chapter 1: Bill goes to college
My name is Bill Cabbage. I am going to a new school. Its Flamingo Academy. It sounds cool. My first day is going to be really boring. It's going to be boring because we are there for the whole day. I walked in. The Principal said, "Hi". I said hi back. "Welcome to school. We are flamingos. The mascot is the Flamingos. We have a schedule. We do math all day. It's algebra and calculus. It's hard. We welcome you to die", he said. "Oh, no! You mean, I will die here?" I asked. "Yes. We will kill you in your sleep. We enjoy gory slices. You will be dead soon. Do not worry".
Chapter 2: The night
I was asleep. I heard something. It sounded evil. Maybe they were going to kill me now. Perhaps. I heard the door break down. I looked at it. It was on the floor. A man in pink clothing came to me. He had a branch. It was a big branch. "dang. You are still awake. When you're not, I will kill you" he said. He walked out.
Chapter 3: The next day
"Hi! I am a girl. I am Douglas", said a girl that wa;lked up to me. I said hi. She threw me across the universe and I exploded.
Chapter 4: In doomland
I awoke in a dark hole. It was scary. I hated it. Then a meteor appeared and killed me. Now I'm dead twice. Later, someone appeared. He said, hi. so I said Hi. Then he walked off. I walked to him. I asked, What are you doing? He said Nothing.
Chapter 5: Meanwhile
Back at Flamingo University. Douglas was talking to someone. She said, "I will.", then she laughed evily. I came back to the school. She saw me. I ran.
Chapter 6: The last night
In bed. I was a sleep. I heard a noise. I was stupid and ignored it. A man in pink clothing came in with a branch. It was big. He hit me with it. Again. Again. I died. Then my clones came to me. They fought the man. He killed me all with the branch. Then Under-Dog appeared. He used fluffy power. It beat the man in pink. He revived me. "What are you doing?" he asked. I said, that i was sleeping. I walked outside. A giant baby was terrorizing the city. The army was fighting it. Then the baby fell. The baby turned into a carrot.
Chapter 7: The carrot
I ran to the carrot. I picked it it. It glowed. I burst into flames. then a person named Rooftop came to me. He said, Hi. I said hi. I was still on fire. I ran into my house and everything i touched turned into pies. The carrot was flying toward me and I ran more. I stopped. The carrot hit me. I died in a burst of poop. then it rained apples and I was revived. Douglas approached me. Apples were still falling. I picked one up and threw it. It hit Douglas. She grabbed some pies and threw them. They missed me and hit the carrot. The carrot was enraged an killed Douglas.
Chapter 8: Cabbage
A person came to me. He said hi. So i killed him. Then some cabbage fell on me. The cabbage was cabbage. ((((((( DUH!!)!!.
For no reason the story skipped a thousand chapters.
Chapter 1009: Key
I picked up a key. Maybe it was THE key. The one that would help. I threw it and everyone died.
Chapter 1010: The beggining of longer sentances
The key I threw had killed everyone. It was the key that the Shaman had talked about, the one that would enslave all existance. I had failed miserably. Then all of the sudden a word floated by that said, ' SKIPPING'. No! More chapters are being skipped!!
Chapter 45490: The final showdown
Teh gramma and stuf' is gettin' worser. u must stOp teh doomperson! All of the football must 6 the day.Cream vanilla threw the baby. Teh doomperson iz makin' treh story unweeeeeeeeeeeeeedable. Flashing toilets and rushing cows around the house. Best cranberry sauce is stuck in Peru. I 9'd the doomperson and CTR+ALT+DEL killed the idol. Maybe CD-ROM killed the dinosaurs. Pie? No. Flamingos?! PRECISELY!!
THE END
Give this story any number between 1-1000.
I expect this story to get low numbers, so...
