The Dink Network

I was just wondering, what was the worst text you've ever written for a DMOD?

Here's mine (can be found in the Scourger):

Hey! I still have something in my backpack.
It's an emergency flashmagicpotion - Dink, when fleeing for an evil wizard.

Man, removing that line is practically worth creating a new version for.

Nearly every joke in Chores

All the lines in my D-Mod lol.

The cannibals in Cloud Castle 2.

"Can we have burgers? I like burgers."

Not a line in a dmod itself, but the readme of "the Spy Number 13":

I didn't use any beta testers in this mod, i would've do that,
but i thought that i need to release this as much as possible,
so i kinda 'haven't got time' to send this for any beta-tester.
Hope theres not much bugs in this dmod, at least not any big-ones.

Usually I can just sort of smile and shrug off old stuff. "I was young" is an awesome excuse. But this still makes me grimace.