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Slaughterhouse (The)

So are you Tal or Dinkulum tell me or I will destroy you
August 6th, 2002
Score : 7.0 good
Peasant Male
Aah, Dink visits the slaughterhouse, where duckies and piggies get sliced up for meat. Now then, basically the stoyline to this is the fact that Dink somehow ends up in the middle of the entrance of a slaughterhouse with no way to get out. Obviously he has to go in. He goes in and then here's about some evil called HIM. In the end this ends up nothing to do with people processing animals and then eating them as I thought it would, it ends up with everyone obsessed about a duck called HIM. Oooh, woopey-doo-dah. Nothing interesting here, nothing hard. Read the strengths and weaknesses to find out why this romp clearly isn't very good at all...


Has an unusual storyline which is kinda good. It's not your average romp storyline and I like D-MODS that are original. I found there was only one midi in this D-MOD but it was used to it's best possible use. It's basically a doom themed midi, giving you the feeling of death or something like that. Anyway, I really thought that short little title screen was very good. A little thing saying The Slaughterhouse is not good, well, not always. You see the title screen has been shown very well and with really cool graphics. A red blood fiery feeling comes across when you see it, and it's even decorated with some nice little ducks with their heads splattered with blood on the floor. I liked this lots. I also found that for a romp this is extremely fun, much better than your average romp, but it's weaknesses do let it down, you can find out what they are by viewing the weaknesses section of this review, below...


Ends up nothing to do with a slaughterhouse but in the end to do with a duck called HIM. The duck ends up saying that he will kill you but you eventually go up to him and punch him and his head falls off dead. Easy, I hate easy bosses. As I've previously stated there is only one midi in this game which is not good. Other than that the D-MOD is fine, I'll leave it alone now...


I'm sure you can guess

Total 7.0
Grade C (Yeah, good for a romp!)

End Comment "Good short adventure adding another 5 mins to your D-MOD collection"
May 7th, 2008
Score : 4.4 tolerable
Peasant Male Bulgaria
The game is good for novices(to practice playing D-mods).

First Reason:The mod is short,but for a romp-it's Okay.

Second Reason:The story with the object,that you have to uncover is very good.

Third Reason:But there is one problem.It could be better if "HIM" was a bit stronger.

Generally,the mod is quite cool.I want to say to the creator to continue creating D-mods.
And it's going to be very well if he create an epic mod.
August 5th, 2006
Score : 7.2 good
Peasant Female Canada
This was a funny, short little romp.I enjoyed the humor of the dmod
author.The graphics were all from the original game and there was
no music.However, everything worked fine except the game didn't shut
down on it's own at the end.I was terribly impressed by the end-boss
and almost afraid to try and fight him.It wasn't ever explained how dink
came to be there or why he never got to leave at the end but I still
laughed a few times and that alone makes it worth playing.
February 21st, 2005
Score : 6.5 fair
This d-mod gets too funny towards the end.At the beginning,you enter a house and see blood all over.There are monsters everywhere and you expect a really tough opponent at the end that will be hard to beat.But,instead of that,you meet the opposite thing.You'd better see for youself.
It's worth to download only if you want to laugh a bit.If you want a serious game,then leave it.
December 29th, 2002
Score : 7.5 good
Peasant Female
Storyline: A very simple one: Dink is stuck in a house and needs to find a way out. In order to do that, he needs to defeat someone called HIM.

Map and graphics: The map is tiny, but looks al right. No new graphics.

Music: Very good music that suits the situation real well.

Good: You really want to find out who HIM is.

Not so good: Both the readme.txt and the whatsnew.txt look like a .d file: very hard or even impossible to read.

Overall: A nice little D-mod.

Fit for: If you want to have a couple of minutes of fun.