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Project A.N.Y.

May 15th, 2009
v1.00
Score : 0.1 horrible
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Well, this is to date, the worst D-Mod I've ever played.

Story: Kill the teacher. Very short story, as you may already found out the hard way. Oh well, I'd give it 0.0, but atleast the story was original.
0.5.

Map: Only one screen. The screen is in the cave. The cave has absolutely no details, expect for the teacher, who really isn't a detail. There is nothing blocking you to go south, but you can't. This is because there are no more screens than the one.
0.0.

Graphics: No new ones, but that doesn't matter USUALLY, since very few D-Mods have, but when you have this kind of a D-Mod, I was atleast expecting new graphic for the teacher.
1.0.

Music: No.
0.0.

Gameplay: Kill the teacher. You have to hit him several times, and he doesn't even attack you. He just says some different crap everytime I hit him. Sure, killing your teacher could be fun, but in other style.
0.5.

Good: Well, the story is atleast original.

Bad: There is no real gameplay, the map is poor, music is not used, I can continue this list forever.

Overall: 0.1. The story is original, but could be MUCH better.

Fit for: Stay away from this.

Final words: Why the hell were they in that cave?
August 4th, 2009
v1.00
Score : 0.4 horrible
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Woah! Dude, this game is crap. And I will tell you why.
The gameplay is terrible. All you really do is wonder what
the ferk the Linguistic University is. Yarhvensky ( is that how
you spell it) explains it, but not to well. Apon killing
him you earn 10000 EXP. That's good for a few lvls but it's
much to simple to earn max lvl. when you kill him,
you can go to the bottom of the screen to replay it.
The only thing I liked about it was the theme to Get Smart
ingame.
Overall: 0.4/10!

I hate this game!

September 14th, 2008
v1.00
Score : 0.0 horrible
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Like I said "one sick d-mod"...
This d-mod is stupid like "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ"(I don't know why i download it)...i have no comment about this sh**.

Story:
kill the teacher...cute but still 0.0
Gameplay:
One screen and all you can do is attack the teacher...0.0
Music:
I heard only one...0.2
Graphics:
Only dink and the teacher 0.0
Overall:
WOW a sh**y d-mod.
And a message to the author: CONGRATULATIONS YOUR D-MOD WON 0.0 SCORE!!
January 1st, 2008
v1.00
Score : 0.0 horrible
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
Ok...Another crapy d-mod to review this time.

Story: Kill the teacher? You call that story?! *0.0*
Gameplay: Only one screen and the teacher doesn't attack you but say something. *0.0*
Music: Only one. *1.0*

+Nothing
-Story
-Killing a teacher gives you 10000 EXP Points?

Overall: *0.0*
I don't recommend this d-mod. If you hate teahers then this d-mod is for you.

Message to the author: Your d-mod is a crap. Are you retarded or what? This isn't making sense.