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Eternal Suicide Chapter Zero : Wasted Life

July 16th, 2009
1.00
Score : 3.5 tolerable
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Now, I would have liked this game a lot better if the story wasn't so confusing. The story jumps from a party in some club or something to going through random levels that are really freakin' hard to beat. The first level, the Red Hot Chili Swamp, seemed easy enough, if there wasn't so many obstacles in the way. I had more trouble in this level than any other level in the game. Actually, I only played up to the part where you have to fight those clones of your self, and that is where I stopped. Why? Because after you defeat the clones, you can do nothing else, and if you kill yourself...well. You die. I don't know i that's the end of the demo or what, but they could have clued you in if it was.

Overall I give the story: 1/10.

Next are the graphics. They are the same like any other d-mod, but this one has a few new ones. The addition of the spiders in the battlefield was tasteful. But the part where they had pieces of creatures stattered evetywhere, in my opinion, was over-doing it. Though I like how detailed the maps were, they could have done without the heads and arms.

Overall I give the graphics: 3/10.

Lastly I will review the sounds. Most of the sounds you could be familiar with: The sound of dink smashing things, the 'UH!' that dink yells when he's hurt, and the punching sound. But there are some sounds you may not be familiar with. Everyone once in awhile, someone will chant something. Here is when you'll here poor quality of some woman chanting some strange spell that I somehow recognize. I did encounter some problems with the sound though, such as when I hit something and the sound played back to me the rest of the time I played. I guess the sound is o.k, but the chanting and play-back sounds can be taken out on future installments.

Overall I give the sound: 3/10.

The game overall i would give: 3.5/10, and the reasons are simple: Read my review.