The Dink Network


June 11th, 2007
Score : 3.0 tolerable
Peasant Male Australia steam
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
So, you're sitting on your chair, browsing through the D-Mods. You come across one with the name 'Dinkzilla'. You think 'Ooh goody! I get to bash tiny little monsters!' If you think that, you're right. You download the D-Mod, but it's not what you expected...

From what I made out, there was a tiny story. It wasn't very clear, but I think there was one. I'm pretty sure the aim of the game is to beat Milder. You aren't big, everything else is just small. Not too good. I can't recall any screenshots in the D-Mod either. For a D-Mod that focuses on fighting (I think anyway) it wasn't that good.

There were no new MIDIs from what I remember (it's been a while since I played it). There were a few sounds, none of which are new. Just the occasional grunting bonca, or screaming slayer. Nothing special.

The gameplay wasn't all that interesting, I enjoyed getting all the gold, not that there was much use for it though. It's fun having high stats and killing everything in sight. Except for one thing, the pig. The pig is invincible. Hit it, and it hurts you! Not it! A major downside. It would've been much better if you were big, not just everything else being small. Easily fixed with an sp_size(1, 150); Milder being the boss at the end was not good, he's supposed to be dead. And even worse, he was double your size! Way uncool.

Nothing new here. Just your everday Dink graphics. Just smaller or bigger. Nothing special here either.

An original idea. could be greatly improved. Being so strong and getting so much gold was fun, but a bit dissapointing if you ask me. Not really worth much. 3.0