Dink Smallwood
Well, what can you say? This has to get the perfect reting in my opinion as there would be no d-mods without it, and all our lives would be even more meaningless. However, it is also a great game in it's own right, and although it has been surpassed by some of the more extravagant epics, it is still one of the best Dink games you will ever play. It brings back so many memories, the first time you punched a duck and squeeled in delight as it's head flew off and it began to run around bleeding. The music is great, so is the storyline (though it is a very bad ending in my opinion) and the humour is simply fantastic. You really become to loathe Milder and the music that goes with him is just right, I felt like punching through my PC screen and throttling him when he called me a "Pig-farmer"
You have to download this to play d-mods at all, but even if you didn't, it is the mainstay of what I call "The Dink Education". That is, those d-mods that are of great importance to the community as a whole (even a very bad d-mod like Scar of David is part of it). Could this be my first full review? I sure hope so! Download this, it's FANTASTIC!












