The Dink Network

This D-Mod, an intended joke, has spawned controversity all over the DinkNetwork, continuing several years after its unholy acceptance. In fact, sometimes I re-download this D-Mod to make sure that the first time I played it was just a dream in bad taste.
But now, I have decided to totally renew my review for this D-Mod - if you can call it a D-Mod - in the hopes of getting my review to be featured on the front page beyond which, I sincerely hope, nobody bothers to venture.
I have to give credit to the author, Ehasl, for thinking up a name for every letter. It must have been as hard as wiping the sweat off your brow, at least. However, this tiny credit disappeared in the shadow of the ugly title screen which at first convinced me that the file had not been installed correctly.
The duck which cannot be hit would not have been there had not it been an obligation to attach a script to a sprite to make it work.
Overall, this file fails to have the longest name to write Dink history, but it succeeds in being the ugliest file to ever be implemented in Dink history.