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stay at home mom who found dink in October 2002, and has been obsessively playing dmods ever since

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2002-12-20 15:47:35
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: 1. Why do we put a tree in our house?

It's too cold to party outside.

: 2. Why do we decorate the tree?

'Cos the birds can't get inside to do it for us.

: 3. What have candles got to do with it?

For making wishes, like on your birthday cake.

: 4. Who 'invented' Christmas?

Hungarians.

: 5. Why are the traditional Christmas colours white, red and green?

To match the colours of the Hungarian flag.

: 6. Why does it always starts to snow the day AFTER Christmas?

God is busy on Christmas day, for goodness sake. He can't be taking time to make it snow.

: 7. Why does Santa need a stocking to put presents in?

He just likes the smell.

: 8. Why do we always eat and drink way too much?

It's got to do with the Hungary thing.

: 9. Why do we always argue when it's supposed to be a happy family thingie?

It's that Hungary thing again.